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we're not kids anymore.
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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@godpenis
Fyi I'm gonna go thru ur blog and reblog 90% k cool
purr bbgurl
Things that should be normalized:
Taking meds in public
Going out to eat by yourself
Not having your drivers license
Asking about allergies when eating out
Things that should NOT be normalized:
Watching loud videos in public without earbuds istg stop it its so annoying I don't want to hear some Minecraft dude screaming while I'm trying to eat my pancakes in peace
When you fall in love with the penis more than its handler. A Perfect cock is hard to find. But when you do it's all consuming. Hold it touch it lick it as much as you can. You just need it as soon as you know it's on its way home. All you can think about at work is that perfect penis that looks so beautiful soft and is the most breathtaking sight when it's hard. With tight smooth balls that are perfectly in proportion and help to push the head outline through soft joggers and has the perfect package in briefs or swinging free for all the world to see and enjoy. Love that dick like your life depends on it . 🍆
uh-ohh!!!! poopy woopy!!!!!! stinky dinky!!!!!!!
Oh god I missed tumblr
the joke is that this is not a porn blog !
is this a revival of the legendary @godpenis?
Confession time: A couple months ago I found this guy on grindr who was pretty cute and he came over and looked nothing like the picture and actually turned out to be someone I know. Wouldn’t normally be a bad thing, but this someone was convicted of rape in sophomore year of highschool. After finishing and he left I realized who it was and was Immediately disgusted. Also he’s been in juvie for the past 2 years and got out a month prior so. Yeah.
omg... sis why did u hook up with him if he looked diff than his pic... that happened to me once and he tried to block me from leaving and I had to literally escape his house by pretending to go to the bathroom then run up the street and call an uber
If tumblr deletes me, then so help me GOD they have another thing coming..
@beyoncescock is my soul sister
Wanna come down and decorate some cookies @forty-ish-fit-ish 😁
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australia after one mass shooting in 1996:
we used to talk but i got embarrassed bc i forgot what your name was :/
is it really that hard????
Are you @Godpenis ? Y’all have the same insta though @agoodkind 👀👀
godpenis?!!? That’s such an inappropriate name 😦
ayo headass alexander got something to say? 🎤
ppl with the kim possible text tone be putting their phone on loud and waiting for people to text them in public. girl we heard it
How god is your penis?
This much: \⊂-------((・▽・))--------⊃/
God I fucking love this blog. Everything in it is super hilarious!
Thats the power of god’s penis babey!
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