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Fyi I'm gonna go thru ur blog and reblog 90% k cool

purr bbgurl

disbabeled

Things that should be normalized:

Taking meds in public

Going out to eat by yourself

Not having your drivers license

Asking about allergies when eating out

Things that should NOT be normalized:

Watching loud videos in public without earbuds istg stop it its so annoying I don't want to hear some Minecraft dude screaming while I'm trying to eat my pancakes in peace

When you fall in love with the penis more than its handler. A Perfect cock is hard to find. But when you do it's all consuming. Hold it touch it lick it as much as you can. You just need it as soon as you know it's on its way home. All you can think about at work is that perfect penis that looks so beautiful soft and is the most breathtaking sight when it's hard. With tight smooth balls that are perfectly in proportion and help to push the head outline through soft joggers and has the perfect package in briefs or swinging free for all the world to see and enjoy. Love that dick like your life depends on it . 🍆

uh-ohh!!!! poopy woopy!!!!!! stinky dinky!!!!!!!

Oh god I missed tumblr

alexander

the joke is that this is not a porn blog !

is this a revival of the legendary @godpenis?

Confession time: A couple months ago I found this guy on grindr who was pretty cute and he came over and looked nothing like the picture and actually turned out to be someone I know. Wouldn’t normally be a bad thing, but this someone was convicted of rape in sophomore year of highschool. After finishing and he left I realized who it was and was Immediately disgusted. Also he’s been in juvie for the past 2 years and got out a month prior so. Yeah.

omg... sis why did u hook up with him if he looked diff than his pic... that happened to me once and he tried to block me from leaving and I had to literally escape his house by pretending to go to the bathroom then run up the street and call an uber

#Anonymous #Answered

If tumblr deletes me, then so help me GOD they have another thing coming..

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@beyoncescock is my soul sister