The Sims 3: Alternia

I play the sims and like Homestuck.

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Good call, shipper girl! They're so sweet it's gonna give me a toothache.

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The two got along really well! All the way back to the house...

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Batori learned there was a new rainbow drinker in town and went to meet her! They bonded immediately.

Galtea, what are you...doing there...?

(Shipping it, of course)

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What pumpkin pie?

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Even when moirails fight, it never lasts long.

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[9:10:06 PM] Shiro: Fuck does everyone in sim-Egypt have a secret crypt under their house?

[9:10:21 PM] Scobie: Yes

[9:10:26 PM] Scobie: This is how Egypt works

[9:10:44 PM] Scobie: All Egyptians have crypts under their houses

[9:10:53 PM] Shiro: But why

[9:11:24 PM] Shiro: Like I just met this nice old couple, and now I gotta desecrate the ancient tomb under their house so my contact can get laid

[9:12:45 PM] Scobie: . . .

[9:12:51 PM] Scobie: Video games am I right

[9:13:08 PM] Scobie: They make you say things that make no friggin' sense at all

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Geddit

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Unfortunately, some traps aren't so easily detected...

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The wise gamer knows to extract knowledge from every source, so before delivering the goods to her contact, she peruses it thoroughly just in case.

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Disarming a trap is no challenge for the seasoned adventurer.

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Between adventures, Cross enjoys a quiet dinner.

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Cross meets her contact for more info.

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More adventures! What could this glowing chest hold, I wonder?