[spiralstaircased]

this is petplay food. this is kibble

[commanderchr1st]

did I mention that this weather is bad for people with huge balls and long dicks, because you run the risk of the wind actually blowing those pieces of your body upwards towards your face at a speed that could knock you out? Yeah.... let's just say I'm not going out for a sodie pop today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cometblasting-deactivated202601]

touching and showing wound with the girls this weekend

[thememedaddy]

[socialistfremenist]

[thememedaddy]

[willgrahamscock]

[hanniballecterscock]

things are getting… spicy in the spice section

[willgrahamscock]

[xyrm-deleted-deactivated2018080]

escaped medical leech

[shadybacon]

There are medical leeches!?

[jesus-lizard-journal]

Yes! They work very hard to get their medical degrees. 

[roachpatrol]

not this one, though. this one’s trying to ditch class. 

[apathy-tied-in-knots]

what was the class, color theory?

[yugirl]

WHY THE HIFL WOULD YOU HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS!?

[definitelynotaminion]

Also important to note they’re not random leaches found outside obviously. They’re “sterile” or as sterile as an animal can be, bred in specific environments and kept clean in the lab.

[sith-shenanigans]

except this one, which is escaping

[loreleywrites]

A big part of it is the leech saliva has an anticoagulant component that is very localized in a way that synthetic anticoagulants struggle to replicate, so they’re really useful for maintaining blood flow in the surgical situations mentioned above.

Y'know, except in the hallway, which is decidedly NOT “localized.”

[orteil42]

ragebait "bro this game is so hard" ad for cookie clicker where the guy clicks anything but the cookie

[tropicalscream]

you should tell the cookie clicker guy this idea

[thedankmemes]

[babehog]

The thing is sometimes you really do have to chuckle darkly

[tuxankhamun]

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

[pictures-of-dogs]

cannonball!

[daveedmee]

[pokkin]

tumblr i cannot begin to tell you how much this does not appeal to me

[princelapine-deactivated2025031]

fmk the acts of fucking marrying and killing?

kill marriage fuck killing marry fucking

[traumatization]

pisses me tf off when i’m just scrolling and i accidentally click an answer on a poll and it’s not the answer i would have clicked. it makes me feel like im fucking with real scientific data and ruining the outcome for people who spent their life gathering this poll data. i’m so sorry i ruined your life’s work with my clicking.