ToastedGyoza

it's a mess all the way down

[stjohnstarling]

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

[lordcaptainoflionsmouth]

So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

[sunderwight]

Every day I am haunted by the fact that Jupiter Ascending was not based off of a million word space opera fantasy book series and that I cannot go to the library and take out like six door-stopper sized volumes of sheer unhinged gendervibes-y space werewolf bee queen batshittery where every new freudian space eugenicist villain talks like he's trying to eat the scenery's pussy out harder than the last guy. 😔

[vintage-tigre]

[vintage-tigre]

[scorebug]

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[Image ID: Text message conversation.

Gray: Hi Riley, I'm Capt Cardinal with the Seattle Marines. Being enrolled in college makes you eligible for the Marine Corps Officer Programs. Interested?

Green: I'd love to play for the Seattle Mariners

Gray: Not quite what I asked /End ID]

[faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalling]

[animentality]

[verysharpfish]

[bnq]

happy forever, everybody

[catilinas]

i love shipping magazines and i especially love them when they sound like they were written by a mildly aggravated cargo ship

[segamascott]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[mixxedthoughts]

you know what freakin' day it is

[strange-aeons]

i figured it out

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

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