Fifteen Letter As

Posting hard or hardly posting amirite I'm pro nouns 🦌

[verysharpfish]

what's a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone

[blessyouhawkeye]

[pitbolshevik]

if only yall focused on actual transphobia that trans men faced as much as you do on some random trans woman on tumblr making a textpost saying she hates men

[pitbolshevik]

like we could be discussing how cis people simultaneously infantilize and sexualize us or how we are routinely left out of conversations about abortion and gynecology or how cis men openly fantasize about forcing us to detransition or how conservatives seem extremely fucking interested in studying how soon we can get pregnant after forcibly detransitioning us or how trans men who DO choose to get pregnant are treated like freaks or how phallo and metoidio are extensively fearmongered about or how people insist that historical figures who lived as men up until their deaths were just gnc women

but no a trans woman said the phrase "birthday boy" once and that's obviously the real pressing issue here

[pitbolshevik]

anyone who tries to convince me that actually being called a birthday boy is oppression is getting blocked btw. you are pathetic.

[orcboxer]

She was evil as fuck but I gotta hand it to Carmilla in the Castlevania anime: she did all that shit in heels

[orcboxer]

and don't even get me started on Drolta

[sacred-portal]

[nick-nonya]

[roguescum]

(!) a Cat is a warm creature who loves you

[agnes-nielsens]

[agnes-nielsens]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

zenquish rapidly approaches. be joyous

[isjustacat]

For Zenquish this year I will be staring at a clock to get a feel for how instant it is, in one moment it will have been Zenquish eve and in the next it will be August and I will have once again experienced 0.000 seconds of Zenquish join with me in this beautiful yearly tradition

[mangonetics]

Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency

[lookinggoodinplaid]

(In a Werner Herzog voice) The perpetual references to Lassie in popular culture, an archetypal savior of the family and its children, positions the dog as an enforcer of the status quo. Beneath those watery irises is an endeavor to sequester the latent kindnesses of society into a furry, lovable vessel rather than allow individuals to direct it towards each other. Lassie is an evil, borne from our innate cowardice towards the prospect interacting with one's fellow man. Perhaps it is easier for the American to die than to reach out a hand in fellowship. Under the prevalence of canines, cruelty is a preferential morality.

[footage of police dogs is shown over the last few sentences]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

in zis sense, we arr all little timmy, down hiz well

[killer8]

???

[newsandstuffisee]

[txttletale]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

i Literally told everyone who was catastrophjizing and developing insane comspiracy theories when the hybrid mana change was propposed, "wizards of the coast don't need to do an elaborate 5d chess trojan horse move to unilaterally alter the rules of Commander any time they want, they can literally just print cards". and i have never been more vindicated in my life lollll what did i tell youuu

[bitbd]

This is what I mean when I yearn for contemporary fiction that's unreservedly, capital-W Weird. So many anthology publishers and yet many of them never reach this level of purity.

[captain-price-returns]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

and that's not even getting into ringo starr's ability to manipulate results using the elf stones

[crimeronan]

sometimes i have strong opinions but they're also so inane that halfway through writing a post i'll be like "yeah, this is Absolutely not worth the energy it's taking" and delete everything. but then the opinion is still in my head. and i still want to share it. so within five minutes i go "you know, i bet i can phrase it more succinctly this time" and anyway. you all see where this is going. sometimes i do this four times in a row before i give up on the specific inane opinion and instead write a vague post about the concept of opinions as if that'll satisfy the urge to post the entirety of my inner monologue online. may or may not be relevant to what you're reading right now. and now all our lives have been enriched. you're welcome

[paranoidgemsbok]

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment