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halharlinfigar replied to your post: turbans more like sacks of ds
Wait until the people here start telling you about verbs…
isn't that another for word birds?
It is! I knew you were smarter than you looked.
T..thanks Aladdin. You sure know how to make a guy feel great.
halharlinfigar replied to your post: turbans more like sacks of ds
Wait until the people here start telling you about verbs…
aren't they another word for birds?
turbans more like sacks of ds
I don't understand what you're saying. What are ds? I quit I wanna go back home to Sindria where I actually understood things.
Turbans are cool and fashionable too!
Haha! You tell them Aladdin!
There are so many magicians here.
Why must bad things happen to good people.
Goodbye.
Yeah, welcome and stuff. You get used to it.
Don't pick too many fights with Yamuraiha either and continue working with Alibaba if you find him. Last time I looked, her was trying to get in the knickers of some sex crazed chick.
Good luck, I guess.
Who are you calling suspect? I take offense to that.
Forgive me King of Sindria, I know not what I say.
You're welcome.....what was your name? It's okay. I never know what to say either.
sharrl-magud replied to your post: sharrl-magud replied to your post: why i’m sorry...
have you youself even had a formal education in something other than alcohol
Hahaha! That's a funny joke, but no. Not alcohol. Something even better.
I'm the
sex ed teacher.
Oh rukh. Lady Scheherazade said a lot about you.. you’re suspect.
Who are you calling suspect? I take offense to that.
sharrl-magud replied to your post: why
i’m sorry your highness but why
TO EDUCATE YOUTH, OF COURSE!
Isn't that a respectable thing to do, Yamuraiha? I thought you would be proud of me!
Look at him go!
I can't give you the satisfaction. You know what, I'm going to be by your side, Judal! Kicking you down constantly! That sounds better. Stupid Al Sarmen brat.
please go back to your diplomatic duties
Dear Allah, what did I do to deserve this welcome treatment?
sinbadtouch started following you
Lookie look who it is!
Nah, I'm not doing this any more. I quit again.
why
That's cold, Yamuraiha. Really cold.
Hey. I'm back from "diplomatic duties", kids. Your favourite sex ed teacher is back. Let's party or....learn or something.
Any hole is a goal [sex ed class is in session]
His eyes scanned his new domain as apprehensive students began to pile into his class room. Silently, with his feet rested upon his desk, he watched and assessed their reactions to pick out both the nervous - he was going to teach a very sensitive topic, so it was bound to happen at some point - and the trouble makers. Those were the ones giggling like hyenas among their little pack, adding little comments as they found their seats at the back of the class.
With a dramatic sighs, Sinbad swung his feet around and and slowly rose to his feet to shut the door behind the pupils, ensuring that no-one else was left outside before turning to the gaggle of adolescents in front of him. What was he meant to say anyway? Don’t do the dirty cos you’ll catch everything under the sun and you’ll die and it will suck? Don’t be ridiculous. He’s going to be a teacher not a hypocrite.
Running his tongue along his teeth, he pondered his next step. Show them a video? Introduce himself was a good choice if anything. However, that’s what they would be expecting, they’ll have come prepared for that.
Not a word passed his lips as he walked up the each of the desks and dumped the infamous phallic object in front of every student along with whatever coloured rubber he produced from his pockets. Playing safe was his aim and carrying them on him were a necessity.
“You should now what these are, right? Show me what you know. If not, I’m going to cockblock every relationship you have until you get it right, now matter how many years it will take.”
One perfectly shaved leg crossed over the other, arms crossed in her chest as she waited for the class to start. Sex Education was a class that she, in fact, didn’t need to take, but it was interesting for her at least to sign up for it over something as easy as Gym, or health. They, of course weren’t as interesting as this class; she couldn’t watch horny teens in Gym become flustered over the word sex, or any of those dirty little words. Besides Sex Ed was something to be taken very seriously, even Junko knew that.. just as she had, once a certain somebody—filled with such hope was going to be squished to his death.
The giggling only sounded in her ears, watching the teacher come forward and shut the door behind the lasting students. A glance sideways only showed a swift of blonde hair, a sigh escaped her lips as she noticed that blonde, Alibaba take a seat next to her. Even so, she waited to see what her new sensei would have to say, to everyone in the class and then some; she expected laughter, and also expected for many of the students to become embarrassed.
This wasn’t something that embarrassed her, nor did it want to make her laugh.
Blue eyes widened, noticing a very rubbery object being placed in front of her, and then a condom. Junko, of course knew what to do with both of these objects, she was no stranger to things sex-wise; and so a soft smile played on her lips, finally unfolding her arms.
“Sensei, what if you already know what to do?” Are you kidding? Junko was the Queen of cockblocking, and the Queen of everything else up in here. “Would you prefer some sort of live demonstration instead?”
Woot. Sex Education and Alibaba was ready to aliouttie. Chilling outside the hall was all he did for the moment, knowing that at any minute the class would start. He already knew who ran this class and he just couldn’t believe it. Really? Sinbad. Sinwhy. Hadn’t Alibaba seen enough of his goodies when they stumbled upon him on their way to another place? Well, seeing him was always inevitable and the blonde found himself walking into the class with his book by his side. Luckily, he had seen that same female from before. He knew her name and everything but things got better when they were in the same class and their was an open seat right beside her.
Taking that seat rather quickly had the Prince placed his book on the desk, giving a wave to the teenager beside him. That hotty with a body. A grin placed on his features as he ripped a sheet of paper out of the notebook, and with a grab of the pencil; did he write something to pass it over to her.
Don’t be surprised when Sinbad does too much.
It was all it said. And he already knew what was suppose to happen. As he waited, to see what the teacher would say and that casual independence labeled all over Junko, he could tell she knew this already. It was either pay attention to her or what the man before them was ready to teach, but his attention was broken when he noticed what Sinbad pulled out right before the class. This man was already crossing the line, it was Sex Ed so Alibaba did have to understand, things like this happen.
“Sin..bad.” Seeing the item and the other thing placed on his desk had the blonde stared at them, almost baffled. It wasn’t ten minutes in and they were already looking at fake dicks and condoms to place on them. Hell, this wasn’t the D that anyone wanted to see and Alibaba was far past done. He was baked. Glancing at Junko as she stated that of a live demonstration had he looked back at his teacher. Oh no. What to do.
“Woah, woah. What you gunna do? Stick it in yourself or..”
"No."
"Get out of my class."
[Probably] The most-awaited scene in Magi: Sinbad's Leaf Crotch
" Hey, you guys! Nice weather today. " "............." " Mor, this is bad! Stand back! " " Leave this to me!"
Any hole is a goal [sex ed class is in session]
Tsuna almost jumps out of his seat when a weird phallic object is literally thrown on his desk, making a soft ‘thud’. He can also see a small, colorful package. Condoms? What the hell?
The brunette finds himself at a loss of words — This is very, very awkward, and well, what was he expecting? This is sex education, after all.
Wait.
Tsuna gasps in realization. Is that a dildo?
He wants to leave this class, now! He seriously wants to leave! This is terrible! Way worse than Reborn!
He makes a clumsy attempt to call the teacher. There is no way he’s going to make the question he has in mind outloud.
It was pathetic. Watching this class fumble about was certainly amusing but pitiful since the subjects of humour had lost all their dignity in the process. It practically hurt him to the point where he couldn't even laugh. Sinbad, being the great teacher that he was, decided to "comfort" the student who seemed to be having the most trouble with the lesson, thus leading adolescent to call him over. This should be fun.
Obliging to his wishes, the man sat on the desk that was empty beside the brunette in silence before engaging eye contact. His pupils burned into the other's skin as Sinbad attempted to figure out just what he wanted, but to no avail. A sigh escaped from his lips before he began to speak.
"What?" Simple as that; no frills. "Is there a problem with my lesson plan?"
