I am the hunter.

Trying to find the line between batshit crazy and artistic as fuck

[tomshardy]

[lmaonade]

you guys think peach gives mario’s nose a lil’ sucky sucky? a lil’ slllurrpy slurp?

[agothorn]

my mom did that to me and my siblings as we grew up, and i always hated it

[lmaonade]

huh?

[icelandicstripperboots]

[kajacana]

Oh my God.

[wewerealltoblame]

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

[greatlordfluffernutter]

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

[adolescentmoney-deactivated2017]

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

[domdean]

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

[haiku-robot]

i hate playing “never have i ever” because i’m a fucking virgin

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[bob-belcher]

I can’t wait to see their faces when they figure out.

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[raccoonfootproductions]

Proper punctuation is everything, people.

[armedandgayngerous]

you: nut me, an intellectual: boy syrup

[humanhealing]

You’ve made me doubt love. You’ve made me doubt everything. Your lies spin in my head all day, ‘How did you not see it coming,’ 'Why didn’t you see the signs,’ I blame myself for your mess. Your lies I trusted with my dying breath. You never said you were sorry. You never tried to explain. You just left when you got busted with not so much as a goodbye. Just suddenly, you were no longer a part of my life.

Maybe you were a catalyst for my growth, or maybe you were nothing but lies and pain from the start. ( @humanhealing )

[niqabisinparis]

[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

you ever hoist a big laundry basket on your hip and feel like the great tragedy of your life is that you weren’t born a hearty peasant girl in medieval england who’d die at 22 from an abscessed tooth

[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

imo the fact that people apparently relate to this points to some kind of weird cell memory of centuries of female labour that’s activated by extended pressure against the hipbone. im becoming an evolutionary psychologist it was wonderful knowing you all

[thugilly]

Aaliyah Jay is everything I want to be in life

[daisies-and-dopeshit]

I still remember the way you’d smell, right after you’d get out of the shower- so purely you. The way you smiled when you’d see me wearing your favorite shirt, or when I did that annoying voice you pretended to hate. And how you would look in the morning when you’d first wake up, pull me close, and demand for me to kiss you.. morning breath and all. I remember the way our hands found themselves clasped together at all times, as if by magnetic force. And how your face lit up when our song played on the radio, and the way you sang along. And how you knew exactly where to touch me to give me goosebumps. Or the way you and my mom laughed at my baby pictures the first time I made you dinner. Or that goofy, excited grin you had the entire time you were getting my initial tattooed on your shoulder, and the way your eyes would close every time I would kiss the spot. I remember the way you clutched my hand at your first family party at my house, as if I were your lifeline. You were mine.. wasn’t I yours? What about all the times we talked about what our children would be named, or what our future home would look like? Hm? Did you forget about the rocking chairs when you were kissing her lips in our bed? What happened to forever? Did it get lost on your drive home from the bar? Did you find it at the bottom of your drink? I’d try to find it in the bottom of mine, but I’m trying not to remember.

c.m.t. (via daisies-and-dopeshit)

[t0mtomsatnav]

You’re a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me. Ever. It doesn’t matter what you say or what you do, Ross. It’s just changed everything. Forever.

Rachel (via t0mtomsatnav)

[lyrics-in-myhead]

I don’t want to imagine words you spoke to her that night.

(via lyrics-in-myhead)

[papertossconfessions-blog]

[kati-cat-lady]

yep.