The finest country in the world!

HI I WILL SEND YOU TO JAIL IF YOU CHEW GUM.

[singapore-offical]

HIIII AND WELCOME TO SINGAPORE!!

I'm your friendly host, most darling of moderators, SG!! It's a pleasure to meet you :) I'm in my 20s, she/her and Singaporean! Started this blog because I feel like there are no blogs about our country even tho we have so many terminally online fucks. Feel free to @ me in any posts about Singapore, I'll do my best to reblog them >:) If r/Singapore can be soooooo active, so can singaporeblr!!

There's only a few tags you need to know:

#sg offical yaps: My reblogs and personal posts such, anything that isn't REALLY an sg offical

#offical sg posts: posts about Singapore! My beloved country <3

#singapore offical birds: yeah you know. Birds. I love birds. Gooooo mynahs!

#singapore offical food: Food! Everything from ice cream sandwiches to curry puffs to laksa! (I don't even like laksa but whatever 😔 anything for my darling country)

#other people's super awesome art: as it says on the tin. Assorted poetry, drawings, photography, crafts, and such

ANYWAYS, with that aside. To the uninformed:

Singapore is a LOVELY urban country with a population of 6 million, with features such as the most BEAUTIFUL architecture you've ever seen, the most DELICIOUS food you'll ever encounter, and WOW! IS THAT A FINE FOR EATING DURIAN ON THE BUS! IT SUREEEE IS!! I LOVE OUR LAWS HERE IN SINGAPORE!

Let's all become super burnt out and jaded workers through the fruitless pursuit of a meritocracy together, officalverse!!

yours SINCERELY,

SG who definitely did not make this intro at midnight :)

[singapore-offical]

Oh, hey, I recognize you from the notes of that food poll blog. We have got to introduce more foods from Singapore to the world, one dish at a time!

One quick question, though - Which do you prefer, Chili crab or Black pepper crab? Ok have a nice day~

Indeed indeed! Singapore has really, really good cuisine and anyone who dares tell me otherwise has not lived in the UK, where bad food was invented, for a year.

I'm a chili crab fan through and through. Was really happy when it suddenly became a trend, I really really love mantous and the chili crab sauce. It's been ages since I last ate an actual chili crab, though. I don't have anyone to share it with....

Thankyou for the ask!! :)

[wouldyoueatthisfood]

Would you eat this?

I would eat this

I would not eat this

I have eaten this (positive)

I have eaten this (negative)

Voting ended onJun 27

Food: Malaysian jemput (banana fritters)

Ingredients: flour, baking powder, salt, caster sugar, milk, eggs, water, bananas, oil

[aloelavenderrose]

@singapore-offical I feel you may be interested in this?

[singapore-offical]

Aw man I missed the poll 😔

But yippie!!! Offical Singapore post!! Delighted as always to see Singaporean foods repeatedly get 'would eat this' sweeps. Tumblr has good taste, thankfully :)

[singapore-offical]

hello i sure love that my country is officially on tumblr dot com :) what do you think of the new CCL MRT stations opening tomorrow?

wjat.

This is how I find out the new ccl mrt stations are done????? Oh my goodness. Top 10 things to wake up to in the morning.

Well, I love the fact that we now have a circle for a train line, I hope it baffles and bemuses every single tourist who sees it. It'll be nice and convenient too (though I don't usually use the circle line anymore LOL)

Maybe I'll go find some train art to post in honour of the occasion :)

[singapore-offical]

Wow I can't believe I'm mutuals with the entire city state of Singapore, I'm so honoured

(No but jokes aside it's so hard to find other Singaporeans on this site so this blog was so cool to see HAHA)

YESSS it makes me so happy to hear that people like my silly gimmick blog :))

I got inspired by seeing the (incredibly rare) odd Singaporean themed post and wishing there was a singapore blog that I could send it to. So! I decided to make the Singapore blog :)

So as always if you see any Singapore themed posts pleasepleaseplease @ me!!! I always want to feature singapore posts on this blog hehe And also if you make Singapore-themed art! Like a merlion :) or another Singaporean miku. I love singapore mikus!!

[synthbug]

Hello! It's lovely to see another Singaporean here on this hellsite :)

Please, for the audience of... (checks notes) 20 other Singaporeans here, please tell me your favourite native bird! We have a great deal of peculiar and beautiful birds, and they all need more adoration!!

OMGGG AMAZING GIMMICK BLOG !! THATS AWESOMEEEE🩵🩵🩵🦋‼️ YES HELLO!! I've got a lot of dear singaporean mutuals here ! Who can sound off if they want !! Love u all‼️‼️🩵🩵🩵

My fav is absolutely pink necked green pigeon purely for the creamy yummy colours of the ice cream sandwich <3 but definitely i love a lot of birds!! Peacocks r always fun at sentosa! The oriental pied hornbill is my friends favourite and a great visitor where I am !! Of course much love to the CHICKENSS <33 and the koels and the common mynahs and the peregrine falcons !! And various herons where I frequent ! Honestly theres no shortage of good birds here if any of my mutuals would like to add on !!

[dulledtalons]

i’m not an ornithology person officially but i love our asian koels… shorebirds are also good i love the plovers and shanks and storks we have here. very funny things

[singapore-offical]

Yessss shorebirds... peacocks... koels... I am glad to see much love given to our birds. They're all such cuties :)

[singapore-offical]

Im so sorry

You are absolved of all sin(gapore). Be free, my child.

[singapore-offical]

She sing on my a till I pore

BAHAHAHAHHAHAH

That reminds me of this really stupid video I saw a long time ago of this lady being asked 'what do you think the national language of Singapore is' and her responding 'errr I think they sing?'

[wouldyoueatthisfood]

Would you eat this?

I would eat this

I would not eat this

I have eaten this (positive)

I have eaten this (negative)

Voting ended onJul 17

Food: Singaporean curry puffs

Ingredients: chicken, curry powder, onion, garlic, egg, potato, curry leaves, sugar, flour, butter, vegetable oil

[singapore-offical]

YESSSSS MY SUBMISSION HAS FINALLY ARRIVED!!!!! ALL HAIL THE SINGAPOREAN CURRY PUFF!!!!

With great pride I declare this: A Singapore Offical Post. WOOOHOOO

[fishpondfish]

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

[no-one-offical]

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[synthbug]

Mimicry is so awesome💥

[singapore-offical]

SINGAPORE OFFCAL POST!!! WE LOVE AND SUPPORT THE GREEN PIDGEON AND THE ICE CREAM SANDWICH HERE AT SINGAPORE-OFFICAL!!!!!

[singapore-offical]

Get saca'ed

oh no... The whole island of Singapore is now a sacambaspis... Whatever will we do?

The ecology of the entire world will be destroyed... Society as we know it will be over, for all seacraft will disappear in fear of the ultramassive ancient fish.

A new world order will emerge... One of the Singabaspis!

[have-you-been-here]

A country where the only place you've been is an airport on a layover, Earth

Have you been here?

I have been here

I have not been here

Voting ended onJul 17

[shencomix]

at this point if ur just eggbaiting and are just a cis guy they're gonna eat ur intestines if they ever find out

i'll be in singapore by then

[singapore-offical]

Keeling over and dying. My wallet is empty. My soul is devoured. But...

I bought deltarune!

Yay!

[singapore-offical]

Update:

My head hurts. Like genuinely aches. Ringing. Fuck spamton's boss fight, mann

Ouchies...

[singapore-offical]

Keeling over and dying. My wallet is empty. My soul is devoured. But...

I bought deltarune!

Yay!

[singapore-offical]

guys when did I reach a 100 followers wtf 💀