The Bowery Presents
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titsay
Color Me Curious
Cosmic Funnies
Not today Justin
Doug Jones
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$LAYYYTER
The Bright Sessions
oozey mess
Fai_Ryy
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Origami Around
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Love Begins
sheepfilms
ellievsbear
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
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@single-brain-celled-supervillain
So Julianna claimed a basket that was on top of some pillows as her bed. No problem, I'm pretty happy to let her sleep wherever she wants.
But the basket tipped over and she just kinda poured out. I'm not sure she understands what happened. She looks so confused.
Somehow she recovered from her shock.
Op I’m sorry I absolutely love your poor girl look at her confused little face
I love this more than words can express. I'm going to print this out and put it on the fridge.
that's a cat ✅️
There’s no such thing as an inanimate object everything is sentient
pre-Code cartoons be like
me when I’m the cutest aww cutest baby aww little cute baby with a big belly awww I love my cute baby kitty 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
that's a cat ✅️
A dacula…
that’s a cat ✅️
Pathologic???
More like... CAThologic!! HAHAH HA ha...... Ha.
Some more kitty sketches bleh
I need to stop doing full renders and just draw.... Or at least add some backround..........
It’s good to know I follow the right blogs when I get reblogs of cat based pathologic fan art
I’ve done more character work on Garyl than I did on Taako.
Justin McElroy
reasons i want to be immortal:
learn every language
witness development of crow society and complex language
domesticate big cats
learn about the inner workings of complex machinery
watch movies and play video games
become a patron to a stone age crow community
selectively breed weird fruits and veggies
learn crow language
be around for the first orbital and/or lunar colony
learn how to blacksmith
teach crows how to blacksmith
learn how to play various instruments
teach crows advanced machining and engineering
try every kind of soup
funnel resources to the communist crow underground to aid in their revolution against humans
thinking about how my history teacher was talking about the french revolution one time and he wrote "bourgeoisie" on the board and said raise your hand if you think you can pronounce this and i raised my hand and he looked at the hammer and sickle pin on my backpack and said "ill come back to you"
This reminds me of how my A-Level politics teacher would always refer to my favourite green canvas jacket as a Marxist workers jacket
Huh… maybe there is too much on my plate currently if seeing the return of my beloved fat Pikachu for the 30th anniversary made me cry
And in other news, that is definitely not related, I got my autism diagnosis report yesterday and the first words in it was “-name- is autistic”
HOLY SHIT IT GETS BETTER
THEY ARE STILLS FROM AN ANIMATION
IT SOMEHOW STILL GETS BETTER!!!!
HES BEEN TURNED INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE BASED ON THE ORIGINAL 1997 PLUSH
Anarcho-Communism: Advocating for the creation of a classless communist society without the existence of a state
Arachno-Communism: Advocating for the creation of a classless communist society for spiders
Anachro-Communism: Advocating for the creation of a classless communist society using terms not yet invented
Arcano-Communism: Advocating for the creation of a classless communist society with magic.
Narco-Communism: Advocating for the creation of a classless communist society with hard drugs
Necro-Communism: Advocating for the raising of Karl Marx from the dead to create a classless communist society
Neko-Communism: Advocating for the creation of a classless communist society for cat girls
happy new year, y’all
Huh… maybe there is too much on my plate currently if seeing the return of my beloved fat Pikachu for the 30th anniversary made me cry
And in other news, that is definitely not related, I got my autism diagnosis report yesterday and the first words in it was “-name- is autistic”
HOLY SHIT IT GETS BETTER
THEY ARE STILLS FROM AN ANIMATION
Huh… maybe there is too much on my plate currently if seeing the return of my beloved fat Pikachu for the 30th anniversary made me cry
And in other news, that is definitely not related, I got my autism diagnosis report yesterday and the first words in it was “-name- is autistic”
to my fellow ADHDers out there.
if you own a milk frother wand and have ever though "I wander what it would feel like on bare skin" or similair. I am here to say it turns out that the metal whisk spinning at very high speeds does not massage the skin like I (for some reason) thought it would but instead it eviscerates it very painfully.
thank you for coming to my ted talk about using any sense of critical thinking before doing something
So my family has a Gay Pirate Plate.
Stay with me.
We do not know how the hell the Gay Pirate Plate was first acquired. This being a point of contention is actually pretty plot-relevant; the saga of the Gay Pirate Plate began with my grandmother and her sister, who, for some ungodly reason, both BADLY wanted the Gay Pirate Plate and believed it to be rightfully theirs.
I should back up, firstly, to establish: The Gay Pirate Plate is the cheapest, tackiest, ugliest plate in existence.
It is in no way a collector’s item. It is physically impossible for it to complement anyone’s decor, because the colors in it are garish. It’s just a ceramic plate with a gay pirate painted on it, and the painting is, this cannot be emphasized enough, extremely bad.
(How do we know the pirate is gay if he’s just posing on a plate? Listen. Fully 100% to stereotype, but he is. He is gay. There’s an energy. That pirate is a flaming homosexual. That pirate has sex with men and does it frequently. That pirate is fucking gay, all right, he just is.)
Anyway. The point is that this is an extremely cheap and ugly plate with a poorly-executed painting of pirate on it who is like a nine on the Kinsey scale.
My grandmother and her sister fought a blood feud over this plate for their entire lives. It would be on the wall in my grandma’s house, and then her sister would visit, and then it would be gone. She’d visit her sister and the plate would be on the wall and her sister would pretend it had always been there. She would steal it back, hang it up, and, when her sister visited, pretend it had always been there. This continued for DECADES.
When the sister died, the Gay Pirate Plate lived triumphantly in my grandmother’s house. And then my grandmother died. And my aunt, who had lived with her and been her carer throughout her life, rightfully inherited their house.
We visit my aunt after the funeral and stay with her for a week or two.
Me, my sister, and our dad. Her brother.
The three of us look at each other. We don’t say anything. We studiously avoid making eye contact with the Gay Pirate Plate mounted proud and ugly on the wall. We notice one another studiously avoiding looking at it. We notice one another noticing. We say nothing. We come to a silent consensus. We pack up to leave. We get in the van. Our aunt comes out to say goodbye. I loudly announce I need to use the restroom before we leave. She obviously stays outside to continue talking to my dad.
I take down the Gay Pirate Plate, stuff it under my oversized sweatshirt, go outside, and get in the van. She happily waves goodbye as we drive off.
Two days later my dad gets a phone call that opens with hysterical laughter and “You FUCKING ASSHOLE did you seriously STEAL THE PLATE–”
Anyway. The gay pirate plate lives in my dad’s house currently.
But he’s trying to get me and my sister out to visit him. And plate mounts are cheap.
The rules of Gay Pirate Plate are simple by the way.
The plate must be clearly and openly displayed in a place of great prominence whenever it is in your possession. When it is not in your possession, the display piece must remain in place. This is where you would put your gay pirate plate, IF YOU HAD ONE.
No active steps may be taken to prevent the theft of the Gay Pirate Plate. That goes against the spirit of the game, as does attempting to hide it.
The plate MUST be stolen and cannot be gifted or removed with permission. Should you witness attempted theft of the Gay Pirate Plate you are required to intervene and return it to its place.
Every time your sibling successfully absconds with the Gay Pirate Plate, you must respond with indignant fury, as if you have not also repeatedly and blatantly stolen the Gay Pirate Plate.
WOE
PLATE BE UPON YE
STATUS UPDATE
I texted this image to my family at around 2am their time last night and woke up to appropriately indignant messages about theft, betrayal, etc.
nothing could have prepared me for how gay the gay pirate plate was
