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[mechanical-idiot]

some twins

[just-shower-thoughts]

Harry Potter isnt a nerd, he is a jock. He didnt try very hard in school, cheated on homework constantly, was a sports star, and ended up joining the police/military

[exciting]

where! has! my! passion! gone! I had it abundantly when I was a child, and I must have dropped it along the way, but I cannot figure where!

[exciting]

oh hey folks fun update, i found my passion again? i just had to find my right outlet, get to a place where I have aspirations, dispel apathy and pursue what I love, it’s all good and swell!

[nipuni]

Dirthalen

A speedpaint video of this will be available at my Patreon on may 1st 😊

[badlydrawngangstar]

[56blogsstillcrazy]

Y’all See it?

[jjsinterlude]

I SEE IT.

[vampirelipgloss-dead]

https://www.gofundme.com/peaches-cosmetic-hair-line

[fatpinocchio]

It should be socially unacceptable to come to work with a cold or similarly contagious disease.

[infraredarmy]

It should be socially unacceptable to make your workers come to work with a cold or similarly contagious disease.

[reverseracism]

John McCain’s son, Jack McCain, responds to racists who took “offense” to the Old Navy interracial family advertisement.

Can we also talk about how that woman said “you couldn’t get a white woman”, like white women are the tip top of the racial scale and are a prize to be had. Basically insinuating Black Women are sloppy seconds #NotHereForIt. Great clapback, Jack. Classy and to the point.

[reverseracism]

HEADS UP: I just went through his wife’s Twitter and she’s literally an angel sent from heaven!

You should check it out @reneeitchka on Twitter ❤️

[thehobbutts]

i used to think green apple was a flavor invented by the candy industry like blue raspberry bc i had never seen a green apple before I just thought all apples were red and long story short when i realized i was red green colorblind it really fucked me up

[plantdaddd]

there’s also yellow apples

[thehobbutts]

now yall are just fuckin lying to me

[thehobbutts]

i just assumed that everyone just ate apples if they were in the mood for a surprise i dunno

[aterribleidea-deactivated201905]

this post is so beautiful i love it

[rubyreed]

Bless these women and bless this article. Read/see more here. 

[ofthecrown]

I’m not even going to lie, up until this instant I thought something was wrong with me (maybe that i was the ‘ugly kind of fat’?) because I didn’t think plus sized models were retouched so much. I know that sounds stupid, but I have never considered the reality that even the models of fat women are heavily doctored. 

Same shit, different numbers.

[heyitsharding-deactivated201601]

Hey look it’s my catsuit!

[sailorstoner]

not only are plus size models heavily retouched, but they also have to wear padding to make their curves curvier so that we hate ourselves for not having exaggerated curves on our beautiful lumpy bodies.

[krycca]

This is super important and belongs on my fashion blog. Don’t you ever feel ashamed, because your fat doesn’t look like the model fat! It’s the fashion industries fault for not being able to dress actual people!

[caringpluto]

ppl and especially ppl on tumblr i find are so against others adding a little bit of magick into their lives. like so what if i wanna believe the moon loves me or that the trees whisper secrets during the night or that the ocean swells with each breath it takes like let me breathe! let me live! let me add joy into an otherwise kinda shitty life! im not asking you to believe what i believe, leave my content alone if you dont find happiness in the same things i do

[polarbearorafrica-deactivated20]

[ilovemywifemorgan-deactivated20]

cause of death: too shy to call ambulance

[thyme-n-space]

Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone

[fandommember]

Someone else might have needed it more

[pervocracy]

This happens. :(

Bear in mind that ambulance companies aren’t diverting EMTs away from a heart attack or traumatic amputation to answer your call.  They’re much more likely to be diverting EMTs from:

Sitting in an ambulance station or a random parking lot playing Words With Friends and/or developing elaborate company-wide romantic intrigues

Sitting in a hospital EMS room doing giant stacks of paperwork no one will ever read while trying to make dinner entirely out of saltines and condiments

Routine transports of people who have to travel by stretcher, who maybe are not happy to be late, but are hardly going to die from it

Transports which are technically emergencies, but are stuff like vomiting or a sprained ankle where the urgency factor is more like “yeah, you should get that seen” than like “STAT CODE RED CODE BLUE CODE POLKA DOT STAT STAT STAT.”

So if you think you might need an ambulance, call one.  You are not going to single-handedly take down the EMS system by daring to use it.

[space-fey]

I’m reblogging it but I would be that person wondering “Do I need this enough” until I died.

[thebibliosphere]

I have legitimately done this. Please, take care of yourselves.

[caffeinewitchcraft]

Furthermore, guys, we have dispatch. Dispatch makes sure that we’re all where we need to be, so you’re not taking an ambulance away from someone who “needs it more.” 

Let dispatch worry if an ambulance needs to be somewhere else. You just worry about taking care of yourself.

[gaysupersoldiers]

Most of them time we’re passing the time at the station by trying to find where the firefighters hid the remote /this time/ and listening to scary stories on YouTube. Your safety and health is not an inconvenience.

[pochacco]

my 13yo brother will randomly stop everything to say “why must i suffer the price of knowing the truth, the truth in which god wishes to tell the human race…but it rains upon deaf ears” in a weird southern-ish and monotone accent and it literally makes me cry laughing bc he made it up himself and just says it OUT OF NOWHERE FOR NO REASON

[teathattast]

[dogsenpai]

this really is how my 2 last brain cells sound like before they shut down

[stardreamerart]

Oh yeah . We had a zombie au. let’s never do that to ourselves again. @elynnae

[real-life-pine-tree]

The main stars of the Pocket Dimension AU in a nutshell.