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If there's a trailing comma at the end of your array, you are VALID. If your brackets are mismatched, you are VALID. You're colorful and crazy and they can't expect your tokens, especially not at position 47. You're the life of the party. If you have unescaped special characters, you are VALID. A character so good, they made it illegal.

Don't let the JSON parser tell you any different. ~*~Variety~*~ makes us *beautiful*.

#verbal brain noise

[Ted] Turner himself seems capable of only the most banal thoughts and insights. In the 1980s he became convinced that he would be shot by an assassin, and told his then-mistress what he would say to his killer: "Thanks for not coming sooner."

Proto-Indo-European man: Say something in Proto-Basque-Burushaski. Etruscan woman (in Etruscan): I'm telling you, that's not a real thing. Proto-Indo-European man: *Dyéwes, that's hot. Proto-Basque-Burushaski really is the language of love.

#conceptual brain noise

official-kircheis

arnold schwarzenegger’s life story is so unbelievable that him marrying jfk’s niece is just another detail like yeah sure whatever that might as well happen

official-kircheis

this is my OC his dad beat him so he started lifting and became literally the most swole guy in the world and a millionaire and then one of the world’s most famous movie stars and married the president’s niece and was elected governor.

Adobe Acrobat, Adobe Strongman, Adobe Two-Headed Freak of Nature

You say the Earth is round.

I ask, who benefits from the Earth being round?

#verbal brain noise

ancient inscription intended for posterity: He was the King, beloved of the gods, the Golden One.

contemporary letter: You are the King, beloved of the gods, the Golden One. Your servants are besieged by the Foreignu and we're all going to die.

skluug

I’m considering quitting my job so that I have more time to pursue my passion of configuring my software development tools

The operation was not simple for several reasons. First, German troops at the Czech border were not parties to the agreement and would likely oppose the American troops entering the area. Second, many of the hundreds of horses were pregnant.

#out of context quotes robnost style

feathershy

Maybe disgust is a good basis for morality, but using modern medicine we can figure out what is objectively disgusting by looking at its disease risk. Thus, not washing your hands is pretty evil. Not washing your hands after murder is even more evil (blood is a bio-hazard). Murder, on the other hand, is not great, but if done properly (like with a long range weapon) is less evil than sharing a hair brush (lice infection risk).

shieldfoss

General Electric, General Dynamics, General Atomics, General Motors, and General Mills should collaborate to create America's first ever nuclear powered long-range autonomous off-road breakfast cereal.

fatpinocchio

Good news for Zoroastrianism!

#self-reblog #relevant again

Throughout his tenure as mayor, Adams has been locked in a fierce battle with millions of the city's residents. [Oblivion NPC voice] "Everyone that knows me knows one thing: I hate rats," he said at a press conference in October 2022.