vio yaps again

saving people, hunting things watching shit, saying things the family business

[siriuswouldcrashtheimpala]

WHO WILL BE TJE JESSE TO MY JANE??????

WHO WILL I STARE AT A BROKEN TV WHILE HOLDING HANDS WITH??? WHO WILL I LOOK AT A PAINTING OF A VAGINA AND LAUGH ABOUT IT WITH????? WHO WILL I SHARE MY DRUG DEALING MONEY AND MOVE TO NEW ZEALAND WITH????

who will i overdose on heroin with ???

i love this couple so much it’s actually crazy.

[ka-boom1]

My heart yearns for brown carhartt jacket Sam

[nochedie]

good evening this specific clip started playing in my head on a continuous loop and i had to go spend 20 minutes looking for it before i could breathe again

[siriuswouldcrashtheimpala]

JENSEN PLSSSSSJSJEJDJDJRJNDJDKD (he’s as old as my dad)

[strawlessandbraless]

In love with the fact that Dean met an angel of the lord and was immediately like ‘yeah, I want to make him think about me having sex with my huge dick’.

[spokitten]

"Dad's on a hunting trip and he hasn't been home in a few days"

[mushroom-enby]

James Potter walking around Hogwarts encounters a black kitty. Calls him handsome, pets him, and takes many pictures, baby-talking to him like normal people do when they see a cat.

Regulus Black afterwards, gay panicking in his dorm. Because someone called him handsome. James Potter called him handsome.

James in his room just talking about a cute kitty he found on the grounds, completely oblivious.

<3

[milleniahunterevie]

“Dean Winchester is ‘straight’…”

I would like you to turn your attention to the following gifs that show the least straight Dean Winchester behaviour imaginable.

Let’s start with the non-Destiel related moments.

Oh just Dean styling his hair and winking at a cute male bartender. That is completely heterosexual behaviour right there 🤨.

Dean taking an interest in Donna’s choice of pinup. Most straight guys probably wouldn’t give it a second look, but not Dean Winchester. No he has to comment on them 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️.

We have Dean here feeling awkward around Dr Sexy MD (well…Gabe as Dr Sexy, still counts). You know who makes this awkward smile and facial expression? Me…around my crush whenever I speak to the guy (and every day I am thankful the fine as hell man is fucking dense). This man is clearly crushing on a very attractive fictional MALE character.

(Side note, I’m very much trying to stop myself from writing some Dean/Dr Sexy fanfic now…)

As it was mentioned in my comments. The moment Dean got flustered when he thought somebody was coming onto him. Surely most straight people would just say ‘sorry, I’m not interested?’ Not almost fall over a table whilst trying to back out of a room.

Also referring to him as ‘his gay thing,’ and looking almost disappointed when he found out he was just following him? Really Dean? REALLY????

And now we come to Destiel…

The infamous Dean getting a boner after Cas cleans himself up. Totally normal, ‘straight’ behaviour. There is literally no explaining that movement away. He was clearly struggling to keep himself in check when he saw Cas (either that or Jensen has some explaining to do….😬).

Dean checking Cas out and doing…whatever the hell that is? Honestly he looked like he wanted to push him against the wall and take him there and then. (But no seriously, what is that movement Jensen? Why? Why did you do that? I need an explanation!)

Look if this isn’t Dean propositioning Cas I don’t know what is? Why did he start with the ‘Bert and Ernie are gay’ comment? There was zero relevance to him getting Cas laid…unless he wanted to fuck him…which he clearly did but didn’t have the courage to say outright 🙃.

Oh look…more checking Cas out. Dean you are just not subtle babe.

‘Cas, not for nothing, but the last person who looked at me like that…I got laid.’ - Just a nice little flirty line between two ‘friends’ punctuated by a very flirty wink. 😉

And finally the favourite Dean’s eyes flicking down to look at Cas’s lips. He should have just gone for it. Would have been better than putting up with 12 years of sexual tension between them.

But yes…all completely straight behaviour right there from Dean Winchester 🤷‍♀️.

[siriuswouldcrashtheimpala]

DEAN WINCHESTER IS BISEXUAL AND ITS CANON this shouldn’t be a debate anymore

[greypistachio]

"Cas, not for nothing, but the last person who looked at me like that, I got laid" was gay enough

BUT WHY DID EVERYONE FAIL TO MENTION THAT DEAN FUCKING WINKS AT CASTIEL AFTER THAT!?!???

i am speechless right now. like. if this happened between Dean and a woman, there would be zero doubts about them being endgame. how did the world allow the CW to gaslight us about Destiel when this scene exists. how did they succeed. how.

oh my beloved original Destiel shippers, they hated you because you spoke the truth

[watching-spn]

becky is the endboss of crazy delusional fangirls

[siriuswouldcrashtheimpala]

felt bad for sam ngl but she’s so real i would

[youre-only-gay-once]

Happy anniversary to my all time favorite shot in spn 

[youre-only-gay-once]

I know they made him fall the wrong way to put the hand print on the right side to match 4x01, but it’s extremely funny to imagine there’s another wall off screen and dean bounced off it and went back the other direction

Artistic rendition

[youre-only-gay-once]

I put more work into this animation than the editors put into the entire confession scene

[desperatepie]

[siriuswouldcrashtheimpala]

SAM’S TRAUMA AT THE BEGINNING OF TJE SEASON IS NOT TALKED ABOUT ENOUGH

this man has been going through it since episode one. not to mention that he’s been through hell (literally), and everything else through the show but UGHHH

do u understand how insane it is to be 22 and have ur girlfriend burned to death on the ceiling bec u dared to try and have a normal life for once???

and then ur brother shows up AFTER NOT CONTACTING U FOR THREE OR FOUR YEARSSS like "hey. dad’s gone. you know the drill." and suddenly ur not pre-law anymore you’re pre-trauma. (poor pun but that’s what i do atp..)

this man NEVER STOOD A CHANCE.

AND THENNN u find out the demon that killed ur mother bleed into ur mouth as a baby and now ur one of his special children.

and then the whole lucifer’s vessel and then going to hell for A HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS. THIS MAN HAS SPENT TIME WITH MICHAEL AND LUCIFER MORE THAN HIS BROTHER.

anyways i could fix him okay 🫶

[thejabberwock-blog1]

This scene is yet another debunking of the idea that Dean is a womanizer. It’s like they put it in specifically to make sure those who don’t understand that Dean is as faithful as a dog when it comes to his partner (which, let’s be honest, those of us who love Dean knew already, welcome to obvious town). I mean, they also put it in to have that djinn lady touch Dean so she could poison him but they didn’t have to put in she gave him her number and then we watch as Dean rips it up because he’s with Lisa. Just to drive the point home that no way is Dean cheating on Lisa. Because Dean is not a womanizer. Hurrah for this scene and more Dean + Misconceptions we can debunk. 

{Exile on Main Street, 6.01}

[siriuswouldcrashtheimpala]

can fanart be abbreviated to fart

[siriuswouldcrashtheimpala]

aren’t they grown ass adults.

[siriuswouldcrashtheimpala]

IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS

[siriuswouldcrashtheimpala]

finished wuthering heights for school

"I cannot live without my soul."

- heathcliff, aka unhealthy attachment queen

everyone in that book is either emotionally feral, romantically rabid, or haunted by the ghost of a decision they made at age 17. meanwhile heathcliff is performing necromantic revenge rituals through unresolved feelings.

MULTI-GENERATIONAL REVENGE??? brother calm down..

catherine said "i am heathcliff" and then married someone else. be fucking for real.

the entire book feels like someone took passion, domestic violence, and social rot and put them in a blender with the moors.

but also?? the last few chapters?? it just devolves into straight-up medieval violence.

there's children being shoved, hair-pulling, people slapping each other and emotionally waterboarding themselves with memories. everyone's either hitting someone, dying, or seeing ghosts.

6/10. would not reread but i sure as hell know what to write in the essay questions on my exam tmr

[siriuswouldcrashtheimpala]

“i don’t want a serious relationship” okay so we’re married now??

500 days of summer review because i just watched it and i have no one to talk to about it

spoilers!!

first of all WHO PUT THIS IN THE ROMCOM SECTION????

i thought this would be a cute romantic movie. i was bored. i saw the "i love the smiths" scene and thought aw cute.

but this was NOT cute. this was a psychological thriller. devastating.

there is no "who's fault is it" because it's both of them. you can't prove me wrong.

tom was a hopeless romantic at first (cute), but then it turned into obsession, idealization, delusional fantasies. and that's cute until it's real life.

the expectations vs. reality scene. my fav horror movie. he fully created a version of summer in his head and then got mad when she didn’t behave like the hallucination.

BUT. summer said she didn’t want a relationship. she literally communicated that. early. repeatedly. like a reasonable adult.

and THEN she went and got married two seconds after dumping him?? girl??? are you okay??? are u bipolar??? was that man just… not sad enough for you??? was tom your warm-up round????

i would’ve defended her to the grave but that marriage move was crazy.

anyways good movie. 10/10. will be thinking about this forever.