[friendly-animals]

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[svynakee]

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

[orriculum]

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

[digitalfare]

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

[jamesandlilys]

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

[monsterhighalumni]

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

[wereyoulookingforsomething-deac]

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

[moldychesee]

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

[dixon-arrows-deactivated2018052]

Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.

[beckyhop]

Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.

[visionssofgideon]

Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl 

[onceuponamirror]

ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.

[piedude]

Irish recipes:

[bluenokia3210-deactivated201701]

usher: it’s been fifty leven days, umpteen hours

me: 

[lollipopatrice-deactivated20210]

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

but then suddenly ZOOP

fucking green herrons

[seastarcrunchies]

What the fuck

[kazoohira-miller]

[disgustinganimals]

In case you need proof that animals can lie.

[monica-geller]

brooklyn nine-nine was cancelled so i guess it’s time to throw out every tv in the world bc clearly we don’t need them anymore

[thebusylilbird]

‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’ Canceled By Fox After 5 Seasons

It’s the end of the road for Fox’s cult cop comedy starring Andy Samberg and Andre Braugher, the only remaining Fox comedy series from an outside studio, Universal TV. Brooklyn Nine-Nin…

I’m gonna throw up ???

[pumpkinspicepoet]

Every time I hate my body I remember that there are millions of old rich white men who benefit from my self hatred and if there’s one thing I hate, it’s old rich white men so I snap out of that shit instantly cos I ain’t EVER giving them the satisfaction.

[y0ulittleshit]

Oh my fucKING GOD

[looktothe-mountains-and-sky-dea]

Wait stop this is a game changer.

[someofthisrumham]

i have reblogged this 4 times; i have thought about this every fucking day

[theropegeek-deactivated20170722]

Reminder!

[sexeducationforprudes]

“If every woman in the world woke up tomorrow and decided that she loved herself and loved her body just the way it is, how many industries would go out of business?”

[cecechiro]

IMPORTANT

[vulture-jack]

The permian is interesting as hell but it is so

so deeply cursed

[vulture-jack]

X

[autumnobile-deactivated20200219]

Capitalizing the first letter while capslocks is on

[vulture-jack]

#delete later dont you dare act like this isnt a perfect addition to this post

[videopriest]

counterpoint

[vulture-jack]

The permian is what happens when you zoom in too far while drawing and then zoom back out and realize your anatomy is fucked to shit

[bunjywunjy]

upon further analysis

[karethdreams]

The Permian was apparently Earth’s Griffin “No Middle Sliders” McElroy phase.

[birusabi]

Danganronpa RPG

I’ve had this little au in my head for a while, where Kiibo and Kokichi go traveling together and come across different people on their adventures.

[gaytterenus-deactivated20180601]

Me nd my friends hangin out

[icharchivist]

Chapter 001 // Chapter 226

[longanimals]

[techtonicactivity]

What Kill La Kill episode is this??

[fuckyeahmarxismleninism]

[papprekakinga-deactivated202407]

Always reblog

[writerlywriting-deactivated2019]

As a former zookeeper we would hear this a lot. “If you don’t study hard you’ll end up cleaning poop for a living.” It’s the one time we’re allowed to go off on the visitors. I once heard my boss rant for five minutes at a lady, in front of her kids, about how he had a Master’s degree, how people literally worked there for free, and how dare she judge people without bothering to know anything about them. Later that day his boss came by and said, roughly, “She told us what happened. Thanks for not throwing anything this time.”

[nyanberry]

[mr-downer]

delete this

[daisenseiben]

You can’t delete the truth.

[arandomthot]

Not sure if this level of petty is sad or awe inspiring

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

puppies by hirohiko araki