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THE GIFFABLE SHOMA RETURNS TO US!

Hell yeah he does

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It’s that time of year again!

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2026 World Championships + text post memes part 4/4 ( 1 2 3 4 )

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2026 World Championships + text post memes part 3/4 ( 1 2 3 4 )

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2026 World Championships + text post memes part 2/4 ( 1 2 3 4 )

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2026 World Championships + text post memes part 1/4 ( 1 2 3 4 )

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Annual Worlds megapost appetizer + a tiny e-beg! If you enjoy my content and happen to have a dollar or two you can send my way, I'd be so grateful. You can make a donation through my Paypal (link here). Thanks everyone, hope you enjoy the incoming megapost! <3

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Will there be a Worlds meme megapost? Yes! Do I know when I'll be able to make it? No! Maybe soon though? Hopefully!

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Don't worry, it was a happy 'fuck' ... I think

UPDATE: apparently what she said was "I fought" which is also badass, but I will keep this headcanon version for reaction gif purposes

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Does the "Double if Lambiel gets spicy" about Deniss’s scores count if he doesn't say anything but looks at the score box like he wants a gun? For reference:

I see your Mildly Spicy Lambiel from the SP and raise you Tired as Shit and So, So Over It All Lambiel from the FS (but I will concede that Mildly Spicy Lambiel probably warranted an extra sip at least)

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Olympics drinking game - results

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Congratulations Alysa on your Olympic F-bomb

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Olympics drinking game - women's edition

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Olympics drinking game - pairs edition

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Well that certainly was a jesus christ what the fuck kind of event! Haha Friday the 13th and all, but seriously, seriously, no seriously, what the fuck. Can I offer you a nice 3A+Eu+4S in these trying times and may I also suggest an extremely stiff drink?

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Olympics drinking game - men's edition

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Fun fact: in figure skating there's no way for skaters or coaches to make an inquiry or challenge for a score they think is in error. However the rules permit them to make an unlimited amount of faces, which is almost as good.