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sans rp blog run by smoo. sidebar image by sunsuma. theme music: got well soon - breton

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would you ever forgive Frisk after they went genocide, but they ended up being good in the end..?

    “ i’d rather just-- cross that bridge when i get to it. i don’t know. ”

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Would you rather eat a racoon with a badger head or a badger with a racoon head?

     “ can i just not eat it? that’s an option right? ”

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Is Papyrus's Scarf as warm as his personality?

    “ ......................... yeah. ” 

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how would you feel if I told you mettaton wants to fuck your brother

    “ i don’t know-- i mean i’m not totally okay with it but it’s pap’s      decision i guess-- if he wants i’m not gonna stop him--

      .. but if mettaton hurt my bro in any way you know i’m gonna     snap his neck. ”

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If you could visit the stars... Would you?

      “ well-- yeah, sure-- they’re real pretty. ”

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Here s some monster candy too! I hope you like it (* w *)

    “ candy sounds pretty good right now. thanks. ”

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um, hi! are you into tori? *eyes shipping chart* TELL ME NOW SANS :3

     “ i don’t see how my love life is any of your business. ” 

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*licks Sans's cheek*

    “ hey buddy-- what’s up? ”

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y eah don’t mind me i’m just going to try and clean out my askbox

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dad

      welp it’s time to shame.

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Would you rather have entire cats for eyes OR whole dogs for feet? (in both cases they might not be the same breed so think chihuahua and wolf hound or munchin and maine coon)

     “ dogs for feet sounds better honestly.”

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I must ask for everyone: When you blush why is it fucking blue? IS THAT JUST YOUR THING? IM DYIN OUT HERE PAL. TELL ME NOW. WHY DOES PAPYRUS MAKE SPAGHETTI TOO? I MEAN, HE CANT EAT IT RIGHT? YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS ARE STRANGE. THE FANDOM IS STARTING TO GET TO ME, JESUS. TELL ME THE TRUTH BECAUSE. . . I can see right through you? Am I getting under your SKIN? *plays tromBONE* *Megalovania backwards plays*

    he doesn’t know if he should be scared or proud.

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don’t reblog my rps

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          Glancing over Sans did Asgore let out a little chuckle to himself, pulling out the stroller and turning so the seats were facing towards them before giving it a quick brush over and covering the cushions with blankets for extra support.                  “Alright, now just set one in this seat, then the other in the back, mind their heads..“

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    he places each child in their own seat with as much care as possible, despite      his shaking hands. they looked so happy and peaceful-- giving sans a little hope      that he was doing something right so far.

    “ thanks asgore. at least somebody here knows what they’re doing. ” 

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                  “Goodness, Sans- here, I-I still have a crib and dual stroller, so you can at least have your hands free… Let’s get the kids to sleep and focus on you relaxing a little so we can figure this all out-”

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     “ okay-- yeah that uhh-- sounds like a good idea-- um-- uhh--”         he holds his two unnamed kids close, walking with asgore to        the stroller that he was talking about. 

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"Can't Papyrus help? I've heard he's great with kids. And what about Toriel? Don't you think she could help you out with some tips?"

     “ i mean if i knew where tori and papyrus where-- ”

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Asgore has taken note of this poor skeletons stress. Quietly offers a hug with his free arm that isn't holding his own baby-

   “ you took care of two kids right????? what am i supposed to do     i’m literally incapable of raising these two bundles of joy------ ”