HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER SENTENCE MEME [PART I]
“My friend just got dumped, so tonight all men are “the Enemy”.”
“Son, a piece of advice, never use the words “smurf penis” on a first date.”
“I think I’m in love with you.”
“At every New York party there is always a girl who has no idea whose party she’s at.”
“Kinda don’t wanna wear my shirt any more. Or my underwear. Oh, that’s right, I’m not wearing any.”
“We’re having a party next Friday if you’d like to swing by.”
“Like, let’s fall in love, and get married, and have kids, and drive them to soccer practice.”
“Because you’re my best friend, all right? You don’t have to tell me I’m yours. But the way I see it, we’re a team. Without you, I’m just the dynamic uno.”
“My friend does this thing where he goes to the airport and leaves fake luggage in order to meet women.”
“Look, our forefathers died for the “pursuit of happiness,” okay? Not for the “sit around and wait of happiness.”
“Guys are like the subway. You miss one, another comes along in five minutes.”
“Desperate please-don’t-leave-me sex is amazing.”
“There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated: breast implants.”
“Wow. Who knew being in a committed heterosexual relationship could make a guy so gay.”
“You dumped a porn star?”
“Everyone thinks they’re a good kisser.”
"I’m done being single, I’m not good at it."
“So you chickened out like a little bitch?”
"See that girl? I’m gonna marry her someday."
"I’m crazy about you. I think we should be together. What do you say?"
"Come on. I know it didn’t work out between us, but we did have a relationship."
"Hit me? Please! This guy can barely spank me in bed for fun."
"You are forcing me to be the voice of reason. And that’s not a good look for me!"
"You are the love of my life. Everything I have and everything I am is yours. Forever."
"We always said we’d be there for the big moments."
"Settling down is for losers and kids who never go out anymore."
"Just be cool, Lady. Damn."
"I don’t want to see you for a while."
"Love is the best thing we do."
"It doesn’t have to make sense to make sense."
"I refuse to be a part of a third runaway bride situation."
"When you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it."
"The friends, neighbors, drinking buddies and partners in crime you love so much when you’re young, as the years go by, you just lose touch."
"You’re gonna get your dream because you’re giving me mine."
"It’s kind of insane how much happened in just a day and a half."
"No I’m not okay, because apparently I’m marrying my dad in a few hours."
"When what’s really happening is too intense to deal with, sometimes it’s best to leave it unspoken and just enjoy each others company instead."
"Before you know it, just like magic, you realize, it’s a perfect fit."
"Whatever you do in this life, it’s not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it."
"If you keep acting this way, little by little, you’re gonna lose me."
"I’m not going to win again. Not like that anyway."
"For a long time, deep down I felt sort of, broken."
"Screw tomorrow, lets go big tonight."
"You’re my best friend, I just need your support."
"Kids, they don’t understand logic, kids understand who shows up. That’s why her dad’s her hero and I get hung up on."
"Do you want to keep playing or do you want to win?"
"Yes I’m in a rotten mood. No I don’t want to talk about it. Yes this has booze in it. No it’s not my first."
"He’s gotten really respectful with his fake listening."
"Why say goodbye to the good things?"
"When you believe in people, people come through."
