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basically my digital diary

[sklurmp]

tiny introduction post since i don’t have one

stuff i like: the pitt, stranger things, the outsiders, the perks of being a wallflower, girl interrupted, dead poets society, good will hunting, house md, stardew valley, dirty dancing, arcane, smosh, and there’s more i forgot probably

music i like: big thief, jeff buckley, mitski, car seat headrest, dandelion hands, there’s more idk

uh i’m afab but not current labeled and i’m a minor ok thanks bai this was really lazy i’m half asleep

oh and please ask me questions i like talking a lot and i follow back and i want friends ok bai fr now

[sklurmp]

when i’m talking about alphas and omegas and they start bringing up manwhas like im so sorry we are on two different wavelengths because i’m on AO3….

[twospiritstooprideful]

A good friend group is one that can be confused for a polycule

[amazingdylan]

them

[sklurmp]

one apple tall

only need one popcorn

one sauce packet long

[sklurmp]

Everyone in the gang has their sleeping quirks… whether it’s good or bad..

I think Ponyboy Curtis is definitely a sleep talker, but not in the saying random words way. He’s saying full ass sentences at 3am right in Sodapops face. Johnny was very creeped out the first night they slept in the same room.

Sodapop drools, that’s really it. It really grosses Dally out for no specific reason.

Darry snores so fucking loud. You can hear it through the walls. It sounds like “HUUUHUUUUUHHUHHHHH…..shoo….”

Johnny just subconsciously goes where ever there is warmth.. Whether it’s the person next to him or not, that’s where he goes. One time he fell asleep in the lot and he woke up cuddling a stray dog. He was freaked tf out.

Dally sleeps with his eyes open. He fell asleep on the Curtis couch once, Darry went to wake him up and his eyes were deadass open.

Steve is an avid sleep walker. He’ll just get up and walk around for a bit before going back to bed.

Two-bit is such a deep sleeper, genuinely no one can wake him up once he’s out. He falls asleep in Darry’s bed OFTEN. Not even while Darry is home either, he’ll just be w chud and sit in the bed (sometimes read the books on the nightstand) and then go to bed.

[ferretnomsthings]

And now I need a sleep walking Steve fic

[ferretnomsthings]

Okay so funny thing

[your-local-turtle]

OKOKOKOK WHEN U FINISH IT, AND IF U POST IT CAN U TAG ME??

[ferretnomsthings]

You got it, boss 🫡

[sklurmp]

tag👀👀👀me👀👀too👀👀please👀👀

[sonoftheria]

✴︎ BETRAYED STRAYS ✴︎

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[sklurmp]

can we all pls go check on him

[realkeithkogane]

how i feel when the doorbell rings and my cat lurks behind me when i go to answer it

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[sklurmp]

missing my ex like this rn

[lgbtqiatext]

[w0rmsmeatofme]

I want to see more polyamory pride this pride month i'm serious. Stop being weird about people with multiple partners polyamory is awesome and beautiful and queer

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[sklurmp]

can we please start normalizing and romanticizing having dirty ass rooms

[writingdose]

insane to me how, to some people, this is not a common sense