sure!!

Your name is NEPETA LEIJON and you are, fortunately, NOT STRANDED IN SPACE, rather you are sort of moving across space very fast. Your strife specibus is CLAWKIND. You are NINE SWEEPS OLD and have been conscripted in the ALTERNIAN FLEET as a part of a HUNTER FLAYSQUAD, and you're currently waiting for something to actually start. Until then, you pass time MESSAGING FRIENDS and PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, all of which are impossible and infinite.

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skutteruditelamiaceae:

:33 < you got ur wet fish troll hands all over my FR33DOM

listen just because i got fins dont mean im constantly wwet 

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:33 < just beclaws i got cat troll hands doesn’t mean they’re constantly dirty

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skutteruditelamiaceae:

:33 < eri’s fuckin whining because i touched his stuff

i told you not to touch my shit and you got your wweird cat troll hands all ovver it

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:33 < you got ur wet fish troll hands all over my FR33DOM

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neps fuckin wwhinin about it as im makin my wway dowwn the hall to the closet

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:33 < eri’s fuckin whining because i touched his stuff

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:33 < still locked up in this broom closet

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skutteruditelamiaceae:

:33 < i mean technically all of this is your stuff right

:33 < but no i didn’t touch anything that had your name or your initials on it

:33 < there’s frozen dried meat here though why is that. what kind of broom closet is this

i said dont touch my STUFF nep

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:33 < i mean like........i’m on your ship so aren’t i technically constantly touching your stuff

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:33 < still locked up in this broom closet

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skutteruditelamiaceae:

:33 < yeah THANKS

:33 < b33n here surviving on meat cooked on dead troll documents

thats fuckin wweird but ok

did you touch my stuff

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:33 < i mean technically all of this is your stuff right

:33 < but no i didn’t touch anything that had your name or your initials on it

:33 < there’s frozen dried meat here though why is that. what kind of broom closet is this

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:33 < still locked up in this broom closet

:33 < born to die

:33 < eridan is a fuck

:33 < cull em all 930

:33 < i am trash girl

:33 < i’m not allowed to type out this part or i’ll get in trouble

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oh fuck i kneww i wwas forgettin somethin

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:33 < yeah THANKS

:33 < b33n here surviving on meat cooked on dead troll documents

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:33 < still locked up in this broom closet

:33 < born to die

:33 < eridan is a fuck

:33 < cull em all 930

:33 < i am trash girl

:33 < i’m not allowed to type out this part or i’ll get in trouble

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skutteruditelamiaceae:

:33 < thanks bab33333333

:33 < when will you be here

wwait

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:33 < when will you be here i wanna get out

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skutteruditelamiaceae:

:33 < i have my laptop and i can take pictures of your stuff with it

:33 < i’m not saying i will but it’s a possibility :33

fine

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:33 < thanks bab33333333

:33 < when will you be here

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skutteruditelamiaceae:

:33 < ….okay i tried that. the drones are saying “unauthorised” and then just moving on. can you just get up and let me out

ok but like im real busy can you givve me a good reason to get my ass out a this chair and help

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:33 < i have my laptop and i can take pictures of your stuff with it

:33 < i’m not saying i will but it’s a possibility :33

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skutteruditelamiaceae:

:33 < eridan i really don’t give a shit about how much you own i wanna know why i’m on a ship with your shit in it

:33 < where are you right now? are you on your ship? i’m fairly certain this is your broom closet i can hear drones whirring outside

UHHHHHHHHHHH wwhy dont you knock on the door havve you evven been makin any noise

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:33 < ....okay i tried that. the drones are saying “unauthorised” and then just moving on. can you just get up and let me out

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:33 < @cosmonautlegatus okay that’s a lie eridan you’ve been stuck in a closet since i met you. THIS IS STILL YOUR STUFF ERIDAN IF THIS IS UNRELATED WHY IS YOUR SHIT HERE

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im ignorin literally evverythin you just said because fuck you

wwho cares if its my stuff do you knoww howw many physical possession i owwn  it wwould bloww your goddamn mind its a lot a shit my estate is VVERY extensivve and if you think i keep track a all a that bullshit youre fuckin off the wwall

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:33 < eridan i really don’t give a shit about how much you own i wanna know why i’m on a ship with your shit in it

:33 < where are you right now? are you on your ship? i’m fairly certain this is your broom closet i can hear drones whirring outside

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:33 < @cosmonautlegatus okay that’s a lie eridan you’ve been stuck in a closet since i met you. THIS IS STILL YOUR STUFF ERIDAN IF THIS IS UNRELATED WHY IS YOUR SHIT HERE

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:33 < @cosmonautlegatus i would like to know WHY i’ve b33n purrt- put in a broom closet after being unconsious for a w33k and FOR SOME REASON THAT CAN’T BE RELATED TO THE E.A. MARKED ON THESE CRATES i f33l like you’re involved in this

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:33 < @cosmonautlegatus i hate you

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:33 < UPDATE

:33 < THIS IS A FUCKING BROOM CLOSET

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:33 < update

:33 < so i’m pretty sure i’m still on a ship because when i jump the vibrations are localising in the same room which means A: i’m underground or B: i’m in space. i’m breathing air and i can get a signal so i think i’m in space but i really have no idea WHERE i am. there are a few other crates so i might search around?

any ideas would be GREAT because there’s one door and i can’t hear anything on the other side