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[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[nosimpincurly]

Not to brag but what a time to be childless

[fairycosmos]

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

[achillesinhighheels]

[fairycosmos]

girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life

[bgm05]

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

[segamascott]

yes like obviously

[kaijuno]

[rozieramati]

via

[sacred-portal]

[nikoisme]

i imagine being medicated would feel good as fuck. unfortunately i have to rawdog whatever's wrong with me

[penandinkprincess]

truly an honor and a privilege getting to witness everyone's first time in public ever every single time i go grocery shopping

[havoc-93]

[loveridden1999]

[cozyvu]

via cozyvu

[kyotoprotocols]

[aidashakur]

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars