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@skyedye
Ah,, Hello.
I suppose this is my introduction post,
My name is Skye, you can refer to me with any pronouns or terms you would like.
I am a newer crew member of The Aurora starship, and have been told this is a good place to start as a reminder to what it’s like to be surrounded by people who.. Aren’t murderous constantly.
OOC under cut:
Nobody come to the engine room for six hours unless you're planning on joining in on me and Aurora's "date"
Six hours??
// ooc
Hi I have writers block send me your Nastya headcanons to roleplay with!
Nothing nsfw (I'm a minor)
///she doesn’t tend to use actual weapons, but she will absolutely bludgeon someone with a wrench(Honorable mention:Jonny. On countless occasions)
//ooc
HELLO RP BLOGS THE BLOG OWNER IS HERE AND HE WOULD REALLY LIKE IF YOU GUYS ROLEPLAYED WITH HIM BECAUSE HE IS BORED AND SAD
Damn Nastya i’m not even tagged? smh guess ill go see Jonny
easier for the owner of LED headlights to pass through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of heaven.
[guy confused about lesbian relationship voice]: okay ... so which one only tells lies?
Hc that Tim has a dress for every single occasion and color imaginable, but never wears them and only ever wears that fuckass trenchcoat
ooc @skyedye
((Canon. Absolutely canon. And he has a secret walk in wardrobe.))
I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way
When they moved the reblog button to the bottom of posts
Where was it before?
at the top we had to scroll all the way back up in order to reblog
What the fuck
sorry for being inactive recently guys i’ve been playing cookie clicker for weeks
// i reblogged a bunch of ooc shit again, goddamnit
the most valueable skill a white leftist can ever learn is how to take an L with grace.
You gotta be able to take an L if your moral and ethical belief systems are to be capable of guiding you. Otherwise you just have an idealized self where you get really mad and scared when anyone points out it isn't actually you. How the fuck are you gonna walk the walk if you can't handle being told when you are not, in fact, actually walking it
you cannot just socially transition into being a good person you are going to have to settle for being a messy human being who has to try and fail and keep trying to get better like everyone else. yeah even when it's embarassing and sucks for you a lot.
Ya gotta learn to earnestly and honestly say "Oh shit, my bad."
And to then end the sentence there, not launch into a paragraph of explanation or panicked super-apology.
reblog if you’re a sick fuck
Istg, if I ever get rabies because some dumb ass antivaxxer refused to vaccinate their dog, I’ll probably be doing the rest of my blogging from prison because I promise you, Imma curbstomp the shit out of the owner
Fun fact: if your dog is unvaccinated and bites someone, in most states it's not only perfectly legal but SUGGESTED COURSE OF ACTION for animal control to seize your dog, euthanize it, and cut its head off for rabies testing. This process costs 300-500 USD and is the responsibility of the owner to pay.
This happened to someone on tumblr, and happens with regularity at my job, so it is not a far-flung worst case scenario.
Rabies shots cost 20 USD at your local pet store or farm supply and if your dog bites someone while vaccinated, all you have to do is quarantine for 10 days.
Once again:
Rabies is one of the most lethal diseases in the world
If you get bitten by a rabid dog - or even slobbered on by a rabid dog and happen to have an open wound - and don't get medical treatment until you develop symptoms; congratulations! You're dead.
Vaccinate your fucking pets
I also suggest vaccination
Cemeteries are not wastes of space. Historical cemeteries ESPECIALLY are not wastes of space. The fact developers are continuously foaming at the mouth to destroy them and put a strip mall up in their place should make you even more determined to help maintain them. In urban areas, they are a haven for wildlife. They are a green space. If you are too afraid of death to utilize them for that purpose, that is on you.
Your account should be called tally-hoe lol/hj
Apologies My Good Man But I Do Believe You'll Find That You Are Looking For @tally-fucking-ho Rather Than Myself!
Oh! Are the anons interested in me and my business? Five pound for a kiss!
Kiss For Money? Scandalous!
You Truly Are The Boldest Of All The Toy Soldiers!
Well, the anons were giving my dear husband money for kisses, and I thought I might earn some riches as well!
It's taught me quite a bit. A good soldier needs to be resourceful, and now I know if I am ever stranded without anything I am still able to earn money simply by using my body!
That Is Simply Marvelous And Quite Resourceful!
Well Done, My Fellow Soldier!
Why thank you, fellow Soldier! I do hope I can inspire similar resourcefulness from you and other Soldierd!
Indeed It Has! I Will Be Sure To Use My Body For Monetary Gain In The Future!
Now hold on a fucking minute, I don't think that's the lesson here-
What, do you not like my resourcefulness? Would you rather I stay stranded if I get myself into a situation where taking payment for kisses might save me?
I'd rather you just killed or threatened them for the money rather than resorting to... that!
Hell, you know you don't have to do shit like that ever, right?
I own my toy nymph and I can do whatever the hell I want with it. Say what you want but don’t ruin the party man.
-🍷
Just try it, fucker. You let anyone lay a finger on it that it doesn't like and I'll feed your giblets to the dogs and present your severed head to Hades for their Acheron.
Whoa there man. That's its job. Relax. Sides, it's my toy
You seem like you need a drink~
(This is what dionysus looks like btw)
It's not yours, it's just letting you borrow it. Big difference.
*Fuck, sometimes he can't wait for that planet to burn.*
I've got my own drinks, thank you very much.
I bought it, That makes it mine.
We bought it first. The only reason it's still in your employ is because it's assured us it wants to be.
Really now? Here's a tip bud. Olympians don't take it well when you steal from them
Nothing To Worry About, Fine Gentlemen! I Have Been Enjoying My Employment Under Dionysus Just Fine!
I Was Even Given My Own Broom Closet To Sleep In!
//Wholeheartedly ooc
This interaction means so much to me and it’s so canon to me, Jonny stepping up for the toy soldier just once and showing genuine care all while still being so in character as it’s fully within his limited moral compass
Im in a really hot place and this sexy robot is dancing at me
//ooc
I did not realize this was a reference to undertale and was fully convinced Nastya and Aurora were just doing like bird dancing at eachother
