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skylar twenty-one. tri-pi. Help me obi Juan whoever the fuck you are.... You're my only ho

[chelseaperetti]

[shelleyhennigsource]

Shelley Hennig’s bikini in ‘Summer of 8’ appreciation.

[ohmoncheri21]

[kidvann]

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Song of The Day: Violent Femmes - Good Feeling

[magicaurum]

                     Don’t ask a dancer to do a dance for you               the same way you don’t ask a comedian to tell you a joke.

[shelleyhennigsource]

How @kingbach and I handle privileged lives

[twoheadedshark]

[skylartrent]

benjamharris:

“Today is a good day. Netflix announced they will add all of the Star Wars movies on their catalog come next month. Leave my room I shall never again.”

Fuck that’s gonna really mess with my Netflix & Chill Dynamic because I’ll probably want to actually watch Netflix & chill.

[desperate-housewives]

[fallingintoblivion]

#put this on my gravestone

[groove-theory]

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[stevenjackie]

[skylartrent]

isladunn:

“I’ve only watched that video of the ball girl gettin’ hit in the face at the Auburn game fifteen times, alright? It’s hilarious and m’sure she’s fine. Only thing that would’ve made it better is if they’d lost.”

I remember seeing someone share that on one of my many social media platforms. If shit like that happened all the time maybe I’d like sports.

[skylartrent]

@baseballstar: @therealchipskylark good come suck my dick

@therealchipskylark: @baseballstar the sad thing is...i might actually hate myself enough to consider it

[skylartrent]

@baseballstar: @therealchipskylark id swipe right on u

@therealchipskylark: @baseballstar wow that is the most romantic thing I've ever heard

[skylartrent]

@therealchipskylark: I don't need a significant other, I just need someone to hold the camera/costar in my remake of Pam and Tommy's sex tape.

[skylartrent]

andrew-murdock:

So are you saying I am nothing but a sex toy? Ouch.

Take it as a compliment.