❝ it’s the first day of hanukkah and i TOTALLY forgot — just like , completely forgot !! ❞ the breath in alfie’s mouth seemed endless yet his face turned into a bright hue of red. his hands reached upward for his fingers to CRAWL through his wavy-brown locks. his hands then dropped down his cheeks as a childish GROAN left his lips. ❝ my dad is gonna just — straight up end it , dude !! just murder me right there on the SPOT !! you know i was supposed to get him a gift — ❞ he pinched the bridge of his nose , eyes squinting slightly. ❝ what do you gift a dad , i mean i tried a tinder subscription last year but his AMERICAN EXPRESS ratted me out !! ❞
A hand was brought up to her lips to attempt to hide her laugh. Not that the kid forgot what day Hanukkah started but at the present he tried getting his dad last year. “Most kids get their dads coffee mugs, a tool set... getting him a tinder subscription though? I think you may have been on to something there. Maybe I should try that for my dad. He’s got enough coffee mugs that he either needs to get rid of some or get another cupboard to put some in.”