!18+ blog, MDNI!
! 18 years old, they/them pronouns !
A random pleb tbh
Ppyong is my adopted son idgaf, I love him sm. I also love to slander Gabriel. Mf is a twink about to turn into mighty fine KFC <3
▹ My requests are open !! But do note that I am allowed to ignore/reject them, I write on my own terms and you will be blocked if you try to push me into writing something that I do not want to write.
! English is not my native tongue so writing mistakes are bound to happen but I'll try to fix them if notified !
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Big No's/ Do not interact with my page if:
▹If you're a pedophile, a zoophile , transphobic, homophobic get the fuck away from my page, I want my blog to be a safe space for all of those who want to read headcanons and scenarios.
Also do not drag me to any unnecessary drama. I actually have a life and better things to do than to deal with someone who has nothing better to do than harass people on the internet. You will be blocked.
▹I will NEVER write incest, anything related to bodily fluids, anything that's overly disgusting, and as a former grooming victim I refuse to write anything related to pedophilia. It is something that I will NOT tolerate on my blog.
▹ WHB is an + 18 game, so MDNI, I'll block you. Please also have your age in your bio!
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What I write!
▹ Scenarios and headcanons!
▹ Fanfics though those take a long time
!! I am open for NSFW but it depends considering I'm still pretty new in writing it !!
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Other stuff about me
▹The characters I kin most are Leviathan and Beelzebub
▹ I like to draw sometimes (both on paper and digital) so maybe I'll post my sketches here. (I'm an amateur tho soo)
▹ My pronouns are they/them and i'd appreciate it if you could use them <3 I am also nonbinary
And that's all for now, I'll add things here if something pops into my head
Okay so quick post- considering I haven't posted anything for a long time (Well writing properly for like 3 months)
I haven't quit! I just havent had any motivation to write at all, due to personal reasons, lack of energy overall and just lack of motivation to write.
I'm not gonna give an exact time as to when I'm gonna write something new- I just can't but I just wanted to come by and explain why I haven't posted in a long time^^
Still thinking about the time I was fighting Raphael in the realm of the seraphim and he revealed his hidden overkill ultimate skill (totally not the game breaking) to me
When you wanted to write a Christmas special but your brain said no so you pull this scenario from Gabriel's basement..
▹Also I apologize for not writing in a long ahh time- I didn't have motivation and I also got into a new game- Dw I'm not gone!
▹ Also also a hella late merry Christmas! And happy new year! If this year for you was shitty then the next one will be better! I'll make sure that Gabriel is locked up so he won't ruin anything :)
▹Also also also I have something else in my drafts that's almost finished so hopefully that'll be released soon^^
This also includes two VERY special guests in Gehenna and heaven parts ;)
So would you believe me if I said instead of regular fireworks you'll have gold ones? Yeah like made of actual actual gold. And the.. best part? They actually work- and the shape thingy they're gonna form? Mammon's face.. and yours! :D
Speaking of Mammon. No matter where you are- you're going to get picked up by a gold limousine, why you ask? Because Mammon had Tartaros citizens do a new years festival with a shit ton of stalls everywhere etc- Yeah you're to buy whatever you want~ And of course Mammon is holding you on his arm so you don't have to walk, butt rubs included.
Bimet is actually going to give you a gift, free of charge! Just make sure that your new years resolution involves continuing being Mammon's master or he's taking everything back.. with interest more expensive than Solomon's arm in Tartaros
If Mammon at any point has to leave then Valefor will be holding you so your feet don't hurt~ You'll also get a mini plushie of him!
As for Eligos- Bows.. tons of em! Even more than usual. And most of them are going to be new years themes and guess what? You'll also get a new years ribbon from him so you'll match!
Their asses ain't celebrating new years. Maybe a few devils are gonna be blowing off fireworks but..
Belphegor sure as hell aint celebrating new years, It's a waste of energy- You can release fireworks anytime of the year, today ain't special. But that doesn't mean you're free to where-ever you want, nope you're dragged in bed with him. Take that however you want to
But if you want to see some fireworks then don't worry- Beleth will either move the damn bed over to a window so you can see out of it- or he'll hold those tiny firework sticks (I hope yall know what i'm talking about..) in front of you.
MAYBE if you bring some oranges Agares and Vassago would be willing to spend the new years with you- but that's a high maybe- or a very low yes.. Just bring a huge basket of oranges from god knows where-
Haaapppy new year- Andrealphus is going to give you some angel remains as a new year gift and maybe if you're willing you can go see the fireworks together- ehem.. With you describing what they look like to him.
HELL YEAHHHH! The BEST nation you can spend your new years in. I don't think I even need to explain much.. There'll be EVERYTHING and ANYTHING you can think of. A shit ton of fireworks, food, stripp- people celebrating and even a parade!
And at the center of it all? Beelzebub and you~ You're going to be dragged around to every.single.goddamn.thing around Abyssos there is but hey if you ask nicely Beel will carry you- maybe- he'll just make fun of you for it for a week. Of course at the end Beel is going to drag you somewhere quiet to celebrate new years his way~
Bael is finally getting a day off- maybe. Okay yes he is and he is going to celebrate new years with you! Work be damned- for a day. Then he's going back to being overworked :( but hey visit him more often this year, please? It'll give him more motivation to work (and whoop Beel's ass)
Naberius, Amon and Stolas are going to walk around with you for sure! And during that time you'll find out the merchandise that have been made of you and sold as a new years gift for the citizens of Abyssos- And tons of food afterwards during which Beel may or may not join you-
Prepare to get kidnapped to Hades to celebrate new years with them- whether you like it or not- You better like it or you're going to get hung by Leviathan..
Now I don't think Leviathan is going to go outside to watch fireworks with you- no you're staying inside with him- however you are able to watch them out the window! Just don't stare at the fireworks too much.. he'll get jealous and probably curse new years for the next 1000 years.
If you're sad about not being able to go outside to watch fireworks with Levi don't worry because you know who is going to go watch the fireworks with you outside? Foras! Whether you know if he's there or not- but honestly he'll prefer if you acknowledge him so he can hold your hand while walking around Hades <3
Sigh- Honestly the only way I see Abaddon devils celebrating new years is having a group orgy with someone trying to shove a lit firework up their ass for the thrill.
Well there's only one devil who's trying to shove a lit firework up his ass- Dantalian- Yeah honestly you might have to ban fireworks from Abaddon or at least from Dantalian's reach-
Phenix- of course he's being hella freaky- maybe even more than usual but hey- happy new years! :D
Happy new year to youuu- Zepar is going to give you a hand~ And what all he wants for this new year? Your hand on his d- Or a napkin of your nosebleed will do too- Come on it'll make his new years better for sure!
As for Asmodeus- Yeah your new years is gonna be FUN- And by that I mean his resolution is to fuck you all night- maybe even until the 2nd or 3rd day- Yeah no fireworks viewing for you :(
It's time to let the chaos gremlins loose again! Surprisingly they're gonna have normal fireworks- well normal as in when they explode the thing is gonna show your face- Lucifer's face and everyone else's along with other things related to Paradise Lost. Now where the fuck did they get those I don't know
Like usual Lucifer is probably going to try and not attend the new years celebration but- yeah you nor the others are going to let him. So he is going to make sure that none of you go near the fireworks while they're lit up etc and if necessary he'll even reassure you and comfort you if the sounds get to loud <3
Of course the one you got the invite to celebrate new years in Paradise Lost was from Gamigin and when you arrive? You can hear the bells of his staff ringing as he's rushing over to you
Unfortunately Morax is probably too busy to celebrate but hey if you have time please go talk to him! It'll make him happy to see you starting new year in good health.
As for Marbas he's probably wheeling around on his hoverboard- Okay jokes aside he'll be the second one to greet you after Gamigin and as for his new year resolution? To have you be in perfect health <3
Honestly there is a high chance that Buer went to celebrate new year in Tartaros but you might catch him in passing!
And Jjok- You'll probably find him hiding somewhere because of how loud the fireworks are- Maybe get a towel and some sweets for him
If you want a WIIILD new year celebration then just go to Gehenna because these guys will have fireworks set off in the middle of the streets- plus someone.. riding his motorcycle between them. Also some street fights in name of good luck may be happening-
And by someone riding his motorcycle between the set off fireworks of course I mean Satan- honestly you might also get dragged into it so just keep a tight hold on Satan- and get a helmet.. or a full on protective bodysuit..
Another one who'd be going absolutely crazy on his motorcycle would be Amy- honestly he might even join Satan in the uhh- interesting motorcycle obstacle course- sigh
If you are not interested in that though don't worry because you can just have some tea with Sitri who'll be judging Amy hardcore- tea and tea I suppose-
If you are not interested in the wilder stuff- or the tea then Paimon got you covered because you two are going to dress up together and when that's done? TONS of selfies with the fireworks in the background obviously!
Leraye is of course going to gift you a new year teddy bear which may or may not be missing a head- but hey it's the thought that counts.
And who can forget about the best devil in all of Gehenna? Ppyong. For the celebration he'll be in his Juno form and walking you around and showing you the new year candy that has been made. For Ppyong's new year resolution/wish? To keep being able to be at your side obviously!!
At some point Zagan is going to be next to you- you dont know when he appeared but he's just there <3
And of course you'll find Belial and Jiyu together with Jiyu cursing everyone out- but for once he wont curse you out because Belial wanted his new years message to you be perfect
If you search hard enough you might find Hayden sitting under a tree, observing the fireworks with a curious look, she won't say anything but you're invited to sit beside her and enjoy the show!
Shockingly there are going to be fireworks and the thing showing up? God's face/everything that's basically holy- yeah if you didn't see this coming then idk- As for your invitation to the party-
Okay Raphael was the one who invited you- well more like he yoinked you there without asking you. Just make sure to maybe keep an eye on him cuz he might try to eat other angels or the fireworks themselves-
You're gonna have Michael next to you almost immediately the second a firework is set off because his mind is immediately rushing to the point of one accidentally being aimed at you- that and he's not running the risk of Raphael or Gabriel snatching you from him.
IF Michael isn't next to you first (so like whichever seraphim notices you first-) then Gabriel will, he's not gonna say anything but you will feel his presence no matter what.
And if you somehow manage to leave from any of the seraphim you'll find Shu leaning sleepily against a pillar, observing the fireworks. Yes you can approach him and talk to him. Who knows he might even tell you his favorite firework design~
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Yes I added my angel oc and devil oc into this, sue me <3
!!JOKES ASIDE HAPPY NEW YEAR YALL!!
Also tiny yap session: So for some characters I think you can see that I don't write much- simply because I don't really care for them (like Niflheim boys/Barbatos/Glas/Orias etc) so in the future idk if i'm gonna add them to these kinds of scenarios-
Basically my mind/body has come up with something I'd like to call 'selective writer's block' aka I have the motivation (and I want) to write everything except for my AU. I have not forgotten about it-
Yes I've started writing some of it already but I'm gonna be 100% honest- it might take me a while so I hope you all understand and thank you for bearing with me so far <3
▹And I'll be honest, I'm not gonna give a time because there's a very high chance of me stressing about the 'deadline' and then just completely stopping writing for a month or even more
I feel like it's better for me and you all that I take longer on writing the first part (and future parts of course) rather than rushing/forcing it and writing something none of us would like to read- you know the types of fics where you can just SEE that the writer has had no motivation to write and just forced it out-
Aka the seraphim part of this post that I made a long ass time ago.. Now was this part 2 necessary? No but I wanted to write it anyway.
Spoiler alert, bringing them shopping with you was a bad idea ._.
The only reason you got him to come with you was probably because you said there's God merchandise that he doesn't have (That's a lie, a big big lie.)
▹ Then again you can always point at a product and claim it was made in the name of God.. there's a 80% chance he'll believe you, just don't point at anything that might be 'devilish'
He's going to scowl at everyone and he will lose it if someone gets too close to him. You also need to keep him away from kids because we all know Gabriel isn't going to hide his wings which means that there's a chance some brat will try to pluck a feather- and you know he isn't going to let that slide.
Honestly there's a very high chance that you both will either end up wanted by the entire country or banned from the store.
If somehow you don't though- well have fun carrying the bags because Gabriel isn't going help you.
▹ Unless the 'God' merchandise is involved because he WILL carry them instead of you, claiming that you'll break it or filthy them.
▹ Maybe if he's feeling bad for you he might carry a bag or two- Okay fine he's carrying your stupid bags.
Now how in the name of God did you manage to bring him shopping with you to EARTH?
You're going to have a lot of people staring at you while shopping- One because he's also going to keep his wings in the open- two because of the feathers in his ear and three- his eye(s)
And don't even think about walking away from him because Michael will turn the entire store over just to find you instead of yk... going to the intercom like a normal person.. which he's obviously not, nobody in this list is
▹This of course may or may not include also beheading everyone in the store
Even if you don't go 'missing' there's a chance things will go wrong anyway because once you're going to the cashier Michael will be glaring daggers at the poor employee to the point where they're traumatized for life and you're banned from the store- and worst case scenario- they're beheaded.
IF all goes well however- don't worry he's carrying the bags for you. His paranoia is scared that somehow the bags will break your arms or just somehow kill you..
Never bring him to a grocery store because he WILL start eating evevrything and if someone tries to stop him? Yeah they're getting chomped too but we all saw this coming (or I hope so...)
Food looking plushies arent safe either- or candles- or anything of that sort
With all due respect- you should've just left him at home (or heaven)
After you're done with shopping don't worry! Raphael will carry your bags- just make sure he's not trying to eat them- and.. just ignore the carnage in the background that happened due to some employees trying to stop Raphael from eating the entire store, It's not even there if you close your eyes-
Yeah there's no doubt- you're going to end up wanted all over the country but hey- Raphael will happily drag you to heaven for safety!
Throwing in my (very useless) 2 cents about the AI usage + I don't know honestly.
The only real thing I can say is: What the fuck. Or as that one meme says "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day has been ruined."
Very scattered honestly read at your own risk
I watched the pv for the Ppyong event and omg it hurt. Don't get me wrong I absolutely LOVE Ppyong- I mean he's my son c'mon but the AI usage..
It's disappointing considering the talented artists in the fandom. They could draw/write for PB. Personally I don't mind waiting for content if it's made properly by humans instead of computers..
In my honest opinion: I feel like this will become a trend for future events and cards. (Though this might honestly be the case already..)
And with cards there's a huge problem that I have: If the cards L grade cards are going to be only AI generated with no human creativity (except for putting in prompts..) then - What the fuck. They're promoting AI made shit that you either have to PAY for or GAMBLE on. And considering how absolute dog shit the drop rates are..- especially with the gold keys and Solomon's seals It's obvious card is the only way considering we don't get free stuff unless it's WHB's anniversary.
And I can name over 50 things I'd rather spend my money on than AI made stuff..
And we all know they're making enough money too to be able to pay artists and writers if they just CHOSE to- because of the goddamn prices in shop- Solomon's seals and the nightmare pass.
Adding a quick complaint on the shitmare pass- which yes this most likely has been talked about before but I wasn't in the community then: WHY do we have to buy the 'advanced tier' first before the 'superior' one? That's just full of fucking bullshit. In my country I'd have to pay 52 FUCKING EUROS in total which is absolutely insane.
To me It's just sad considering that I love some of the game's characters a lot and the community. My word of advice- don't spend money..
Honestly I feel like the fandom is really the only thing keeping WHB afloat lmao-
Now am I gonna still keep writing scenarios/fanfics?
Of course. Like I said I love some of the game's characters and the community. It's fun to participate in collabs and write for you all <3. I like the thought of making people smile/happy with my writing
so there's no need to worry about me dipping and leaving this blog behind lol
That's all I have, thank you for tuning in to this random rant I spent longer than I probably should've spent my time on-
My descendant of Solomon for @mammonsmaster's collab!
Aka THIS collab!
I definitely feel like I'm improving with my art. I wanted to try and do my nose and lips differently from the ones in THIS post I made and I'm like- I feel happy about it but at the same time I don't? (Yes I deleted my old post about my MC that I made in picrew a while ago cuz I feel more happy about this!)
All the info is below the cut (Yes he is male but Paimon dressed him up for a beauty contest in Gehenna- No he's not sure either on how he won first place with that look. Not necessarily goth but ehh- And yes he hates being in photos)
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Philia: Sadism/ Odaxelagnia (Biting or being bitten but in his case biting others)
Mental illness(s): Depression, adhd
The nation he prefers to spend time in: Gehenna
Aito, the descendant of Solomon, he was in the middle of grinding in a game for a character when Gabriel popped up through his screen which almost caused him to smack Gabriel with a sketchbook he had on the table next to him.
Considering how he is- Aito prefers to have his earphones in most of the time to make him feel more calm and grounded so to say. The moment he was dragged to hell without his earphones quickly caused him to panic which made him more scatterbrained and just overall very hyper and confused but luckily Mammon had given him earphones.
His opinions on others
(Minhyeok/??? included at the end, spoilers for those who haven't finished chapter 8!! Yes I'm adding this just in case someone hasn't done it yet, I don't want anyone bitching at me for being spoiled)
Gabriel: "He likes to talk but i feel like most of it is just.. useless, perhaps he likes hearing himself talk while also imagining that HE was listening to him."
Michael: "Funnily enough I see.. some of myself in him, pathetic huh.. But I still dislike him don't get me wrong about that."
Raphael: "We play online sometimes, I honestly didn't even know that heaven had gaming consoles so that was a HUGE shocker. I'm not very keen on the idea of him kidnapping me into heaven though- I've barely adjusted to hell so getting dragged to another place freaks me out"
Shu (my angel oc): "Those- marks under his eyes, the circle ones- I can't help but wonder if they're make up or something that he was born- or made with. Moving on sometimes when he's not that busy he also joins me and Raphael during our 'game nights', he doesn't talk much but I don't mind, I also like to talk only when it's meaningful"
Lucifer: "Surely God will forgive me for lusting over HIS first creation- Jokes aside he is just- well beautiful- Definitely reminds me of a cat, he doesn't say much or do much but you know he's just there which I find.. comforting."
Leviathan: "Despite his uhh.. behavior and backhanded compliments I'm extremely fond of Leviathan and honestly if I couldn't spend a lot of time in Gehenna I'd spend it in Hades- or Abyssos but don't let him know about that. I wonder if one day he'd let me rest in his coffin to get away from the world if I get too overwhelmed."
Beelzebub: "I like Beel! Sometimes when I feel down I can just hear a fly buzzing around me before his arms wrap around me or i'm transported to his location and then we go eat bunch of different foods- I do feel bad for Bael because of the bills that get sent to Abyssos.."
Mammon: "I remember panicking when I didn't have my earphones but after the thing in Gehenna was somewhat settled he gave me some VERY high quality ones- I felt bad for getting them for free. Why the fuck is he so goddamn tall though.."
Satan: "Perhaps it was due to Satan being there when Gabriel popped out but to me- Gehenna is certainly like my second home. And despite the fact that he's the king of wrath- well his presence is comforting to me"
Belphegor: "I know my lifestyle back at home wasn't the best with me spending time at my laptop almost 24/7 but he is a whole another level of 'lazy'. Whenever he tells me to do something for him it just pisses me off a lot. Seriously I'm not his fucking maid!"
Asmodeus: "When I got first warned about him I was terrified- I'm not- well I'm not a big fan of acting out my desires so.. But when we met- Well he wasn't what I expected- He saw that I was on the verge of a breakdown so he just pulled me into his arms and comforted me."
Hayden (my angelficated devil oc): "When I first met her and saw what.. she had gone through I was terrified of her ending up like Nina- but Satan assured me that after a few observations from him and the devils of Paradise Lost I felt happy- She still had her sense of self and could be happy! Sometimes we hang out and I tell her about my good experiences on the human realm"
Entering chapter 8 territory aka the just in case spoiler alert
Minhyeok/???: "I'm still trying to wrap my head around it all. My childhood friend being His incarnation and just everything.. Well It's not something I can easily come to terms with even if the proof is right in front of me, I suppose I just can't see him as God? At the same time I can't help but wonder what exactly was the relationship between Solomon and Him? Because I know the term 'friendship' does not even scratch the surface of it."
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If you made it this far then thank you for reading my yap session? Lmao Idk have a cookie 🍪
