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NSFW Headcannons - Michael & Bubba

Poly:

Neither of them like to share.

Michael usually lets out a low growl and tries to tug his s/o into him while Bubba whines and pulls too.

The three of them all live at Bubba’s farm. Michael is not happy, he will forever grunt in annoyance whenever mentions of it are brought up.

“Wow this place is so beautiful, I’m glad we moved out here.” Michael usually responds with a glare and the grunt.

Bubba is beyond happy of course.

Bubba: Settles for getting claim on his s/o’s mouth.

Michael: Claims his s/o’s nether regions, not up for discussion.

Michael is: rough, daddy, pretty quick aside from a odd animalistic growl, doesn’t care for aftercare, probably a knife kink (even though Bubba won’t allow actual harm to come to their s/o).

Bubba: gentle, likes to be praised, a lot of moans and whines from this boy, LOVES aftercafe, very affectionate, likes to cuddle and kiss all that shit.

Michael:

Daddy AF. Don’t try to tell me otherwise.

Choking kink.

Knife kink.

Pretty big, if you know what I mean.

Keeps all his clothes on while fucking his s/o. Sometimes he’ll strip down if its a hot day, but the mask always, ALWAYS, stays on.

Heavy breathing.

When he has his s/o moaning and all hot and bothered, it’s hard to tell but he’s smirking under the mask.

Always tops, no if, and’s or but’s. But yes to butt’s.

Will fuck anywhere.

Horny 24/7 since he was suppressed.

Likes leaving marks: bruises, hickeys, etc.

Doesn’t cuddle, sorry.

Doesn’t really get affectionate.

Bubba:

Praise kink, DEFINED.

Isn’t really kinky, just touch starved.

Will top or bottom, he doesn’t have a preference.

Average, but knows how to use it.

Will strip down no problem.

Loves to touch every inch of his s/o’s body.

Lots of moans and lustful whines from him.

Only really fucks in the comfort of his home.

Doesn’t have GREAT stamina so he doesn’t want to have sex all of the time.

Doesn’t want to hurt his s/o and will get worried if he accidentally bruises or is too rough with them.

LOVES, LOVES LOOOOOOOOOVES cuddles and kisses.

Very affectionate. Shows lots of love for his s/o.

I hope this is ok!

Goodnight

Ok so I’m pooped for the night I will be back tomorrow morning to finish up some matchups and other requests.

Wish you all a good night and sleep well.

(Image made from: https://picrew.me/image_maker/46873 credit to the artist who made it)

Hi this is the second part of my matchup request. 🌘 Going into my likes and dislikes I feel like I should mention I have kind of bad social anxiety. With that in mind, my dislikes are crowds or just loud busy environments in general, hot weather, and moths. My likes are listening to music (which is typically either alternative or what I call southern gothic) sleeping (ironic since I have insomnia), car rides, and watching things of the horror or action genres. Thank you so much!!!!

I appreciate that you gave me so much info to work with! Right away I could imagine you with...

Norman Bates!

SFW:

He is immediately drawn to your natural beauty.

So when you came into his motel, beautiful smile and all asking for a room, he couldn’t help, dare I say, flirting a bit.

He also loves that you have a full figure.

Has no problem sneaking a look at your body.

He doesn’t mind your sarcasm, your swearing however flusters him.

He loves that you’re so caring and motherly, it fills the void of the mother he always secretly wanted in his subconscious.

He loves that you are always able to read him so you always know how to make him feel better.

He will want you to try express what you’re feeling from time to time, he wants to help you feel better too.

He finds you funny, your humour is actually quite refreshing from the many passer-by’s.

He is a bit confused about your social anxiety, but once you explain it to him he’ll try to be as helpful as possible, not wanting you to suffer for it.

He doesn’t like crowds or really people in general so he’s in the same boat as you.

He isn’t one for the warmer weather either, but he doesn’t hate it.

He tries to make sure the motel stays as moth free as possible for your sake.

Your choice in music also confuses him (being from a different time and all) but he won’t say anything to offend you.

He’ll gladly give you a room so you can sleep to your hearts content. If things get serious he’ll want to move you up to the main house right away.

He’ll gladly accompany you on car rides, loving seeing you so content.

He’ll also join you to watch horror and action movies, just genuinely wanting to be around you no matter what you’re doing.

He’ll want you to meet ‘Mother’, and if you manage to stay after that whole fiasco, then he’ll want to marry you right then and there.

He likes to brush your beautiful hair, absolutely loves to spoil you rotten.

He’d want you to help run the motel, naturally, as he wants to seem like what he’s perceived as a normal domestic couple.

Loves you to death.

NSFW:

He may look like he doesn’t know a thing about sex, but with all his little perverted peeping shows, he’s picked up a thing or two about how to please a woman.

He can thrust HARD.

He has a lot of pent up sexual frustration.

Has a surprisingly good amount of stamina.

He’s pretty average in the nether regions but he makes up for it in foreplay and eagerness.

Knows-how-to-eat-puss

Thinks your moans are absolutely delectable.

If you ever moan his name he’ll get so fucking rock hard it’s not even funny.

Licks you raw.

Uses his teeth practically everywhere.

LOVES leaving marks in places that are only visible to him.

He loves that thought that you’re his and his alone.

Probably has a Daddy kink or something like that.

Just anything that means he can be in control.

Living with an abusive mother can certainly change a man.

He really rough so be careful.

Will only top, nothing else.

Likes when you scream and moan like a whore for him.

Makes him feel good and boosts his ego knowing he can make you this way.

If you blow him, he will be the exactly the same. A god damn moaning mess.

Will stay to cuddle, him on his back and you tucked into his side, playing with your hair and you drift off to sleep.

And there we go. I hope you enjoyed and feel free to let me know how you feel or if you want me to write anything else.

Are match-ups open? Just making sure lol

They always are!

hey, i was wondering if I could maybe get a matchup? I'm a bisexual, Hispanic male, 5'8 and a little chubby. I have short floofy hair that’s always dyed some color, dark brown eyes, and have a edgy style, borderline emo again. I love reading and writing. I am quiet in general, but around people I love: I’m loud and bubbly and love to spread positivity vibes any time I can. I’m sarcastic and very impulsive, but usually very easy to appease. Thank you for reading

It was an obvious choice and then I saw your Tumblr's name and was like I guess it’s set then...

Stu Macher!

SFW:

He really likes how different your style is compared to everyone else.

That’s how you met.

You were walking through the halls of your high school when this tall dork comes skipping up to you, a big shit eating grin on his face.

“Well hi there handsome, you’ve got some GREAT style!” At first you thought he was being a dick, making fun of you.

He started to come up to you every day from that point on, always commenting on your outfit or hair.

“Wow, I really like that colour on ya! Makes your eyes sparkle”

“Is that a new band t-shirt? I just LOVE them!”

Eventually you got so fed up with what you thought was teasing that you decided to corner him when he was alone.

“What’s your problem?” You growl, holding your books close to you. He looks genuinely confused and leans against his locker.

“What do you mean, good looking?”

“That! I mean THAT! Why are you making fun of me?!” He is actually taken aback and puts a hand on his chest, looking quite offended.

“Making fun of you?” You start to fume, nothing seems to make this jerk be serious for once!

“Yes! You constantly make fun of my hair or clothes!” Stu then rolls his eyes and his goofy grin reappears as he leans in close to you.

“And people say I’m an idiot! I’m trying to flirt with you dummy!”

His words take you back.

“Flirt with me? Me?!” Stu nods enthusiastically.

“Ya of course, you’re really cute and I like your style so I thought I’d try sparking up a conversation with ya by flirtin’!” You’ve never face palmed so hard in your entire life. He suddenly picks you up and spins you around, making you blush profusely. Out of nowhere Billy appears from behind you two, smirking as Stu continues to hold you up.

“I see you’ve finally cornered him, poor guy having to put up with your stupid looking face all the time.”

“I’ll have you know he came to me” Stu quips back, slowly setting you down.

“Because I thought you were bullying me” You mumbled, straightening out your things. Billy let out a cackle as he threw his head back.

“You big fucking idiot, you can’t even flirt with someone properly!” Stu pouts as Billy makes fun of him.

“I totally can! Watch!” Stu turns back to you.

“You wanna go out with me?” Your face flushes.

“Ummm...”

“Oh come on, you’ve already messed it up with him you big idiot, like he’d wanna be with some dummy like you.” They then start to bicker, not letting you really get a word in. In the middle of it all, they somehow managed to hearyou.

“Sure.”

And that day forward you were dating one of the most popular guys in school.

He is really caring.

Will bring you things if you’re sick.

Likes to embarrass you by bringing you flowers and shit.

Once you start to come out of your shell, he’ll fall for you even more. He loves how bubbly you can be.

He also loves how sarcastic you can be, he’ll usually follow up with a comment like “Oh man how’d I get so lucky to have a boyfriend who’s hot AND funny?”

While he isn’t very smart, and can’t read or write super well, he likes to try reading what you write and will sometimes have you read to him just so he can hear your voice.

Don’t worry about being super impulsive because Stu is the definition of impulsive.

How you find out about him and Billy was entirely his fault. He accidentally invites you to a party he forgot he was gonna do Ghostface shit at. When they show up, everyone scatters, all except you. You were in the bathroom when it was happening and somehow didn’t notice the screaming and such. You came face to face with Stu in costume, only you didn’t know it was him so you froze as he did.

“Babe?!” He accidentally lets slip. You go wide eyed and back away slowly. He takes off his mask, looking confused.

“Stu?!” You exclaim back. Billy came running up the stairs and scolded Stu but later revealed himself.

They would be delighted to know you accepted them.

If you wanted to join them that would be even better.

Stu loves you to the moon and back.

He’s your big dork.

I hope that this is fine, let me know what you think. Feel free to send me anything else as well.

I have appeared to bother you about matchups. My name is Hemmy, I'm Pansexual, and I'm 4'9. Short strawberry blonde hair, green eyes, and no curves to speak of. I have the bravery of a chicken nugget and if you make fun of me I can and will cry. I'm a chaotic mess of anxiety, memes, and squealing at small animals. My hobbies include crying, screaming at small noises, and trying to get into cardboard boxes. I survive in oversized hoodies and sweatpants. Fear me.

I can for some reason see you with...

Billy Lenz!

SFW:

He loves how small you are.

The first time he calls you he says “My, you’re a cute little thing!”

“You know you have really nice hair”

“And what breathtaking eyes!”

You just kinda sit there while he chats your ear off.

“Um who are you?”

He just hangs up.

For a while you’re very on edge.

Until the phone rings again.

“So your name is Hemmy? What a adorable name!” He watches as you curl up on the couch with your hoodie and sweatpants.

“You look pretty hot in that outfit”

“Ya I mean, I look like a burnt chicken nugget, but I still love myself.”

He is genuinely confused.

#IAMCONFUSION

He makes the unfortunate mistake of teasing you over the phone about your height which causes you to tear up.

“I can’t help it, I was born this way” You whimper as you wipe your tears on your sleeve.

He then realizes that you are a bit of cry baby.

But he thinks it’s really cute.

When your anxiety acts up he’ll often call just to talk you down, making sure you’re ok.

When he finds out you like small animals he decides to go out and take a puppy or cat or something from a pet store and leave it in your house when you get home.

He’ll sit up in the attic until he hears you open the front door.

Immediately he calls you and eagerly waits for you pick up.

“So have you noticed anything different?” You look around in confusion.

“Uhhhhhh no I don’t- OH MY GODDDDDDDD” You squeal.

He has to hold the phone away from his ear before he goes deaf.

He kinda regrets it because you stop paying attention to him.

One night he climbs down from the attic and sets up a speaker system so he can use his new smartphone apps and such to make it play noises to freak you out.

He’s kinda a dick but he doesn’t do anything horrible to you.

He grows to love you.

Eventually he will come down from the attic during one phone call to reveal himself.

Which freaks you out obviously.

You almost run off screaming until he stops you.

“Wait, wait god damn it! You jumpy idiot!”

He soon stops hiding in the attic and just sits in your house with you.

You live together in a chaotic, meme filled, cardboard filled house of pranks.

And that’s all I got. Feel free to let me know what you think, if you don’t like it I can do something else. Or you can request other things as well.

Are your requests open?? If so would you maybe do some Bubba and Michael nsfw stuff (maybe kinda like you did with jason and michael? where there was a separate one for both and then a poly? if thats too much then just Bubba!)? I love your writing!! If not it's alright! I'm not too hard to get along with! :-)

Ya of course! I just have a few other things I have to do first if that’s ok.

Sleeping headcannons for Jason and Michael, with a s/o?

Sleeping Headcannons w/ Jason & Michael

Not sure if you meant like a Poly relationship or separate but I will do all 3.

Poly:

Gonna big ass bed for these big ass men.

They will both latch onto their s/o, making a small little middle with some beefy ass bread to make that sandwich.

They get into glaring matches if one is holding their s/o more than the other.

Poor little s/o will be tugged around all night because they act like such children.

Both are very quiet aside from the heavy breathing.

Michael sleeps on top of the blankets whereas Jason sleeps under.

Both sleep fully clothed b/c they are uncomfortable near each other at times.

Once everyone is comfortable, and they finally stop bickering, all three are out like a light.

Jason:

He is such a big silent softie.

10/10 loves to cuddle all the time.

Will sleep in a big t-shirt and boxers.

Likes to be kissed until he’s out.

Like to be big spoon 8/10 times, but doesn’t mind if his s/o wants to hold him.

Likes to listen to his s/o talk about their day while caressing his cheek.

Likes forehead kisses.

If his s/o is into face masks and stuff, he’ll try to do it but with his unfortunate circumstances it’s a bit hard.

Always remembers to brush his teeth because he’s a good boy.

Definitely hogs a lot of the blankets and pillows.

Doesn’t snore, just heavy breathing.

Likes if his s/o sings to him, like a lullaby before he drifts off.

Always loves to have his s/o against his chest, arm’s wrapped around their waist.

Michael:

Silent, stiff as a board 99% of the time.

Doesn’t really like cuddles.

Sleeps mostly in full get-up but on the odd occasion if his overalls and mask need to be washed, he’ll come to bed in just boxers and a cranky look on his face.

No one knows why he likes to sleep fully clothed, when he has a god bod.

Likes the occasional smooch.

Always is the big spoon. Doesn’t like to have his back to people.

It’s hard to tell what he’s feeling because he’ll just stare at the wall half the time or stare at his s/o without blinking.

9/10 times he’s in the mood to bang so.

The odd time he’ll run his fingers through his s/o’s hair, it’s calming to him.

Will braid their s/o’s hair if they wanted.

Like Jason he doesn’t snore or anything, just heavily breathes.

Favourite way to sleep is his s/o on top of him, their head resting on his chest.

Sorry if it’s not what you wanted, let me know if you want something different or anything else.

Ok! So my name is Jackie, I'm actually v v tol (6'0) and I am motherly as all hell. I can be sarcastic, but nobody messes with the people I love. I have dyed my hair so many times, every color of the rainbow, and now it's stuck on pink. I'm thicc, have blue eyes and a huge scar down my spine. I love writing, drawing, and caring for someone. I also enjoy thirsting over slashers.

I know EXACTLY what to do with you...

Jason Voorhees!

SFW:

This man is a GIANT mama’s boy so if you’re motherly, he’ll instantly be drawn to you.

He loves how caring you are and how you stick up for him.

If only you’d been around when he was younger...

He likes your sarcasm but doesn’t always pick up on it so he’ll just turn his head like a dog, showing he doesn’t get it.

He likes that you change your hair colour a lot because you look so pretty in every colour.

He likes that you’re closer to his height because it’s easy to lay a shy little peck on your lips.

This boy is thicc as well so he obviously doesn’t mind your voluptuous body.

He’s a bit emotional so you’ll have to be the one to calm him along side Pamela in his head.

Speaking of Pamela-

She is surprisingly ok with you.

You’re perfect for her little boy and thinks you should be together forever.

He loves your sparkling blue eyes, they are such kind eyes, it makes him feel safe.

He doesn’t mind your scar at all, because this boy is quite messed up from being dead and all and he loves you so much for still loving him all the same.

He’ll take notebooks from all the dead campers he kills and rips out the used pages so he can give it to you to write in.

He likes your drawings. If you draw him and he see’s it he’ll get embarrassed and gush about it but be extremely happy.

He is very protective of you.

He’ll spend as much time possible with you just sitting in a cabin and looking at you.

He loves caring for you as much as you like caring for him.

10/10 will love you forever.

If you ever get thirsty (for him), and he notices, it’ll make him all hot and bothered and flustered.

NSFW

He isn’t a bottom but definitely isn’t a power top.

He’s very quiet so it’ll be a very rough, silent, pounding session.

Is absolutely delighted when you moan for him.

Also has a praising kink so make sure to tell him how good he’s doing.

His fav position is pretty boring, missionary of course, but it’s because he loves to see the faces you make and to hear how loud you scream and moan for him.

He is a natural gentleman so of course he’ll make sure you finish first.

Likes to also pick you up and fuck you mid-air because he’s a strong ass man.

When he comes you’ll hear a low growl followed by a throaty moan.

Will definitely hold you for a while before pulling out and pulling you into his side for cuddles.

He’s got fucking stamina.

He’s also HUNG so god damn, lord have mercy on your poor body when he’s done.

Likes to be kissed afterwards, because, he honestly deserves all the love in the world.

I also see you with...

Brahms Heelshire!

SFW:

He is definitely lacking in the motherly department, so expect to be motherly with him constantly as he likes to be a bit childish sometimes.

He is also a tall man so your height doesn’t bother him in the slightest.

He likes how you change your hair because it’s like customizing a doll’s hair.

He gets a little annoyed at sarcasm but will often end up being sarcastic back.

He loves how protective you are because now at least someone cares enough about him.

Is equally as protective back.

He LOVES how thicc you are because he is a touch starved man so.

Expect groping and touching almost 24/7.

He loves your perfect blue eyes. They’re like windows into a beautiful ocean. So doll like and bright.

He doesn’t mind your scar down your back because it just is another part of you and you are perfection to him. Anyone who dares to say any ill mannered things about it will promptly meet their end.

He’s a creative man all in his own way so when he catches you writing, he’ll be very interested.

He’ll want you to read everything you write and if you don’t he’ll just take a peak when you go to sleep.

He also LOVES your drawings. If you draw random characters or such, he’ll often make little dolls of them and leave them around the estate for you to find.

He loves that you love to care for him because he is super obsessive so he’ll constantly want your attention and care and love.

He needs to constantly be physically around you so....

Be prepared for a very horny man if you’re away for a few hours of the day...

NSFW

He is very touchy.

Like I said t-o-u-c-h s-t-a-r-v-e-d.

You think you’re thirsty?

No, no, no my friend, you have not SEEN thirsty until you’ve met this man’s horniness.

Body hair is a thing so.

When he strips down to get dirty, it’s like a wall of hair.

He fucking loves dirty talk.

Will want to make out with you 24/7

Is very possessive and dominant so be prepared to be ruined.

He’s pretty decent downstairs so you’re gonna be a mess afterwards.

Likes any position as long as he can just pound into you ruthlessly.

Very vocal during sex.

If you moan his name he’ll fucking cum right there and then.

Probably has a Daddy kink tbh.

“You look so hot taking all of me”.

“You’re too pretty not to fuck”.

Boy has stamina so man oh man you will be tired after.

Likes to hold you very closely after you both finish.

Breathes heavily in your ear until he finally calms down and falls asleep with you in his arms.

And there you are my dear I hope you liked it, you know you can just message me if you don’t.

Hello!!! Sarah here!! I LOVED IT!!! Thank you!!!

I’m glad. Thank you for reading it! Feel free to ask for anything else if you wish.

:D cool! So my name is Sarah, I'm v v smol, like 5'1 or something XD I have long ass brown hair and crystal blue eyes. I'm very very bisexual, since my gay ass loves boys too. I enjoy writing, drawing, cooking, cleaning, sewing, and singing! I'm very athletic and is absolutely in LOVE with horror movies. I don't mind mulitple and nsfw is optional!

(Author’s Note: I am like the same height so I feel you) I can immediately see you with...

Bubba Sawyer!

SFW:

He LOVES how small you are.

To be honest when you first met he almost completely passed you because you were so small and he didn’t see you at first.

But when he did he halted in his tracks and stopped to stare at you, chainsaw just humming as he stared wildly.

“Hi.” You said. He didn’t say anything but kinda just lowered his chainsaw in confusion.

He made a step to attempt to chase after you but you just stood there, in all your cute glory.

He kinda shuffled towards you and grabbed you with one arm, making you squeal a bit.

“Where are we going?” He whines a bit but doesn’t answer. “Can you talk?” He just kinda makes a face behind his mask. You decided to stop asking questions and let him carry you down the road to his house.

Once he got up the steps and into the door he dropped you down.

He noticed how beautiful you were as your long hair swayed with you, and your bright captivating eyes looked up at him.

“Where are we?” He just sets down his chainsaw just in time for his family to come scrambling in.

“Who the hell is this?!” Drayton yells. Nubbins makes a move towards you and Bubba just stands in front of you.

Your head just pokes out from behind him.

“I’m Sarah” You state. The brothers all look at each other before erupting into a fit of laughter and hollering.

“So Bubba went and found himself an outsider girlyfriend huh?”

This annoys Bubba so he picks you up again and shoves past his older siblings.

Things eventually quiet down the more you stay at the Sawyer’s residence.

It doesn’t help that the brothers try to hurt you all the time so Bubba has to be around you 24/7

When you decide to write he’ll just kinda sit next to you and watch you. He can’t read or write so he’ll settle for staring at your beautiful face instead.

He’ll want you to read it to him after you’re done because he likes to listen to you talk because he thinks you have a nice voice and thinks you’re really nice, and pretty, and talented, and cute.

When it comes to drawing however, he’s not so dull as to know what you’re doing and will eagerly watch you.

Because you like cooking he will want you to help him cook, though he won’t tell you what it is you’re cooking at first,

Drayton will let it slip and you’ll just halt mid stir of the chili you’re making. Bubba gets annoyed and shoves Drayton away while you just stand there for a moment. Bubba comes back and fears you’ve become disgusted with him.

“Oh”

That was all you said before continuing to stir the chilli. Bubba was surprised to say the least.

It was safe to say you had Bubba get some meat from the farm animals for you from now on for you to eat.

It’s not just Bubba that likes you cleaning, but the rest of the boys too. It’s one less annoying chore for them to do, but of course Bubba will help.

They all also like that you sew so you can fix any of their tattered, dirty clothes or make new ones. Bubba shows you his sewing skills and while they aren’t the best he’s very proud of it and it’s very cute.

Bubba won’t mind you singing, however the other boys will sometimes get annoyed and tell you to shut up, making Bubba shoot a glare at them.

NSFW:

As I’ve put in another matchup before, this boy has a HUGE breeding kink.

To think of you carrying the next addition of the Sawyer family makes his heart swell.

He’s a bottom.

He’s too mannerly and shy and timid to do anything dominating so he will let you take the reigns.

He has a praising kink as well so make sure to tell him how good of a boy he is.

Is an absolute powerhouse and is eager to please you in any way so take advantage of that.

If you do eventually get pregnant, he’ll get more turned on at your belly bump.

Surprisingly likes to fuck in the field behind the house.

Is decent in sizing and girth and strangely knows how to use it so you’ll never be left hanging.

Will try to get you to do some bondage, if you’re comfortable.

When he cums, he CUMS. Boy has a large load.

He is a bit body conscious so he’ll keep as much clothing on during sex as he can.

Absolutely has no problem worshipping your body however.

Your skin is so soft and hot, makes him drool.

He’ll want to pump you full with as many babies as he can get, so be prepared.

Is a huge fan of cuddles and kisses after sex, loves to hold you in his big arms.

Will usually want sex 2-3 times a day so.

And there you go, I hope you like it. Sorry for taking so long my internet keeps cutting out so that’s fun. Feel free to tell me how you feel about it and if you don’t like it just let me know and I’ll write you something else.

Match up please? I'm a tall, plus sized female with strawberry blonde hair and black eyes. I tend to be insecure with how I look but I hide it behind humor and building other people's confidences up. In relationships, I usually try to give my s/o distance because I don't want to seem clingy. My intrests include writing poetry and short stories, programming and cycling. Thanks

Something in my head is telling me that there’s a special certain someone for you...

Hannibal Lector!

SFW:

What a delectable human you are.

Hannibal himself is rather tall so he doesn’t mind some else who is tall like him.

You being plus sized isn’t a problem, in fact he’d say it was meant to be. Women with more meat on their bones are much more attractive, like a Greek goddess statue.

And if you ever doubt it, the man has very VERY refined tastes so you must be quite the beauty to catch his eye.

He can understand WHY you’d be insecure, but much rather thinks it’s a waste of time because there could be so many more things you should be worrying about.

He strangely isn’t tempted to eat you, as he see’s you for much more than a sick satisfaction and much like a work of art created by the gods.

He actually finds your humour rather charming, a lot of the time bringing a small grin to his face with your quick quips.

As much as he loves to have his ego boosted, he doesn’t understand why you don’t say one nice thing about yourself.

“But my dear, what about you?”

“What about me?”

“Why you’re quite the marvel yourself, honestly you should try looking at yourself in the mirror more.”

He compliments you without the intention of doing so, he thinks he’s just pointing out the obvious.

He rather enjoys that you give him distance at times, but then once he figures the reason for such, he’ll be rather annoyed actually.

“Darling, if I didn’t want you around me I would say so. It’s rather annoying that you assume I’d think such things of you.”

Afterwards he would give what his idea of comforting is.

Which is just an awkward long hug and soft caresses.

He thinks you’re everything a woman should be: educated, talented, interesting, beautiful beyond comparison.

He’ll catch you sometimes when you’re in your writing moods, whether it be poetry or stories.

He’ll peer over your shoulder and read what you write, rather intrigued by your writings.

“Well that is quite the interesting notion my dear.” You jump at the sound of his voice next to your ear. He is a man of fine art and music, as well as other things so to have him give positive criticism is a rather large compliment.

While he is a highly intelligent man, he sometimes finds himself puzzled by your programming.

“My love, what exactly is the point of programming?”

“I’m basically designing by giving the computer coded instructions, by doing so it does an automatic performance of a task.”

He’s silent for a moment before continuing.

“Interesting.”

When it comes to cycling, he’ll actually join you. He see’s it as a way to maintain perfect human form and to get in some time with you to make you happy.

Have some patience with this man.

He can be quite hard headed sometimes.

But he does care for you.

In his odd way.

He doesn’t bother to hide his ways with you.

He doesn’t feel the need to.

If you’re bothered he’ll expect that you’re smart enough to just leave if it causes any discomfort.

He also doesn’t expect you to eat what he does. For obvious reasons.

He is pretty normal when it comes to affection. Isn’t afraid to cuddle.

All and all will be a stable relationship.

And that’s that. I hope you liked it, didn’t know whether to do NSFW because some people ask and I don’t when people don’t just to be safe. Let me know what you think and I will write something else if you would like.

So I dont know if your requests are open, but could you write something with Michael Myer's and a s/o who has insomnia? Thanks!

Michael Myer’s w/ a s/o that has insomnia

The man doesn’t really sleep himself, if he’s on a mission he doesn’t stop.

If he happens to be asleep and you are still up in the living room or such he’ll rest for about 5 minutes before getting up and standing in whatever room you’re in.

“Jesus Michael, what are you doing up?” He’ll turn his head in question, almost asking you the same thing.

“You know me, I’m not really tired” He’ll purse his lips under his mask, not that you can tell.

He’ll just continue to stand there, watching you move about or he’ll sit on the couch with you, not saying a word.

He’ll come up to you and hover his hand over your arm, debating whether or not he wants to touch you.

He often settles for just resting his hands on your hips as he stands closely behind. You’ll smile and turn your head up to look at him.

“What Michael” He’ll just suddenly pick you up, and bring you up the stairs as you huff in annoyance.

“I told you Michael, I don’t want to go to bed, do you not know what insomnia is?” He just stops mid step and turns his head. Well of course he’d heard of it but he didn’t understand it despite being quite the insomniac himself.

He’ll toss you onto the bed and then crawl overtop of you, looming over you.

“Michael if you think you can intimidate me into going to bed, you’re horribly mistaken” He’s the one to huff this time.

Instead, he just rolls over, grabbing you so you lay on top of him and firmly holds you there.

In the moonlight you can see his eyes in the mask, staring down at you blankly.

“Fine, hold me here, but just know I’ll be up for a while and I’ll most likely be waking up randomly!”

He doesn’t say anything but you can tell he’s smirking under the mask.

Hours pass and you lay there impatiently on his chest, his hard peck twitching every so often.

His breathing is slow, but it’s always like that so it’s hard to tell if he’s asleep or not.

You try to get up but his arms lock suddenly and a sharp deep exhale comes from Michael as he lets out a low growl.

Your heart starts beating fast and one of his hands reaches up to pull off his mask.

His eyes watch yours as he then slowly reaches for your chin, making you look up at him.

“(Y/N)”

The rough, deep, rumbling voice causes you to stop.

That’s when you give up, sighing and pulling your face away to rest your head on his chest again.

You decided you’d try to get some sleep then since he’s obviously not letting up.

Eventually you drifted off and before you know it a few hours later its morning already.

A few hours of sleep is better than nothing.

Your eyes flutter open to look up and see Michael was still staring down at you, obviously awake the entire time.

That kinda annoyed you.

“Hypocrite” You grumbled.

He smirked slightly and moved you to sit on his lap.

You blush when he pulls you close to his chest as he sits up and leans his head back on the head board.

It was a rare sight to see Michael show any kind of emotion, let alone cockiness.

His hands slid down to your hips and held you firmly there as he let his face go back to it’s normal blankness, a hint of playfulness in his actions.

“Well then...” You can’t help the small grin creep onto your face.

“Good Morning to you too Michael”

That’s what I got! I apologize if you don’t like it and I’d write something else if you’d like. I’m sorry for the lateness of this post.

Hi may I have a matchup? I’m female, straight, 5’6, I have grey/green/blue-ish eyes and light brown hair that reaches past my shoulders. I’m fairly chubby but I have a nice booty so that helps lol. I’m interested in horror topics, magic practices and making things. I’m dirty minded, a little quirky, sarcastic, friendly and deeply caring. I horde books and I have a very messy art studio I practically live inside. I’ve been told I smile too much but aside from that I love positivity. Thx

Ok so something in my head is saying to pair you with...

Brahms Heelshire!

SFW:

The first thing he noticed about you when you entered the estate was your breathtaking eyes. So perfect, so beautiful, so doll-like.

Your gorgeous brown hair was so lovely, so shiny and not a hair out of place. You really are like a picture perfect life size doll to him.

Your figure is stunning, your curves look like they were shaped by god, and your ass was something else he couldn’t stop staring at. He doesn’t think you would be described as chubby, perfect more like it.

He doesn’t understand you interest in horror related things despite himself being quite the horror. He’ll listen to you gush about it and kinda just nod to show he was listening.

Your MAGIC however.

It brings out the kid in him.

He could easily watch you do it all day and you’ll never cease to amaze him. Sometimes he’ll even ask you to perform something for him.

This boy obviously likes to make things as well so he’ll often stop what he’s doing to observe you, thinking just how cute you are when you’re concentrating. He’ll try to sway you with dolls that look like you, and will be delighted if you ever make something for him, no matter the object.

He doesn't mind your dirty mind because he himself is quite the deviant and will immediately want to be hands on with you if you ever start some dirty talk. He’ll even whisper something equally as perverted in your ear to show how much he loves that dirty mouth of yours.

He doesn’t mind your quirkiness, as you can tell, this man is a walking quirk so.

He finds your sarcasm funny actually.

Normally with anyone else it would annoy the hell out of him but with you? It’s the funniest shit in the world.

Of course he loves how friendly you are, it’s how he came to be attracted (along with other things) to you in the first place. The fact that you didn’t run away screaming when he decided to reveal himself was enough for him.

Because of how deeply caring you are it often causes him to use you like a motherly figure in some cases. If you don’t already know, the relationship with his parents is quite strained.

He’ll often look through your collection of books, intrigued as to what your interested in. He might take one or two to read or simply bring one to you to read to him. He loves hearing your voice.

If you wanted an art studio he’d have no problem throwing things out cleaning out a room for you to use. He’d just swoon over how cute it is when you get messy. Even a perfect little doll like you looks amazing with paint all over you.

He doesn’t understand when you say that people say you smile too much.

But your smile is so beautiful???

Why would anyone complain about seeing your gorgeous features light up with delight, like an angel.

He’d kinda want you to take care of him.

He’s a fragile man.

But he’ll love you unconditionally.

I hope you’re ok with this. If not, let me know. I apologize for the lateness.

Are matchups open??

Always! I was just away for a bit but I’m back now! Feel free to ask me for anything!

hey, i was wondering if I could maybe get a matchup? I'm a pansexual, Caucasian female, 5'4 and a little chubby. I have shoulder length purple hair, dark brown eyes, and have an 80's/90's style. I love reading and writing and also fangirling over Peter Parker (I'm really nerdy) I could be very quiet and some people forget I'm there because of it. I'm very sarcastic and have dark humor, but I'm also really bubbly. I love scaring people and making people as uncomfortable as possible. thanks! :')

I can DEFINITELY see you with...

Billy Loomis & Stu Macher!

SFW:

Wow oh wow 2 for the price of 1!

These two are quite the bf’s.

SUPER protective.

Both like to lay on each side of you and play with your pretty purple hair, often get annoyed when one takes more hair and will start to bicker usually.

Both like to stare into your eyes but in different ways. Billy is more of a serious but loving stare while, Stu just has the biggest shit eating grin and his own eyes are twinkling with admiration and affection.

They love your style b/c you’re just the HOTTEST babe around (as Stu would put it), while you actually match Billy’s style quite a bit so.

Billy will read and write with you while Stu just usually does something silly like dance and sing at the top of his lungs b/c he’s bored af.

They both like how cute you get when you fangirl, Stu fangirls with you tbh because he’s a big dork and is absolutely a closet nerd.

While you and Billy may be more on the quiet side, Stu will make up for it by announcing your trio everywhere you guys go, so OF COURSE with the two most popular guys in school you’ll never have trouble being forgotten anymore.

They absolutely ADORE how sarcastic you can be. Billy will usually chuckle and make some equally sarcastic comment back while Stu would just giggle and say “Good one babe!”

Don’t worry about putting a filter on your dark humour b/c these boys are the same. They are usually the only ones to find your jokes funny.

Once they see your more bubbly side the pair of them just MELT at your feet. You are just the cutest fucking thing to ever exist.

How they actually find out that you like scaring people is by finding you, at a party, dressed as Ghostface, pulling a prank on people by calling and hiding in the closet and popping out to freak the fuck out of people. Evidently, the pair of them also show up in costume and find you there and are gobsmacked.

“Babe?!” Stu proclaims as the house empties. You pull you mask off and jump at the sight of TWO Ghostfaces staring at you.

They promptly took theirs off too.

“What the hell you guys?!”

“What the hell to you (Y/N)!” Billy yells back. It’s just silent for a moment before you all kinda burst into laughter. You all leave the house and head down a quieter street.

“So are you guys pulling a prank too or-”

“Nah babe we’re the real deal-” Stu gets a sharp elbow to the stomach from Billy. This made a few gears turn in your head and your eyes widened.

“No way...” Billy realizes and puts his hands up in defence.

“Now before you scream and run-”

“HOW FUCKING COOL IS THAT?! MY BOYFRIENDS ARE GHOSTFACE!”

They immediately shush you and you mumble a quick sorry.

“You don’t mind?” Billy asks. You shake you head and smile.

“No way you guys are legends”

This made Stu puff out his chest proudly.

They will gladly bring you along for the next kill fest if you want.

They didn’t know they could possibly get more attracted to you until that day.

Man oh man did it start some fantasies.

I’m not sure if you wanted some NSFW so I didn’t include it but I’m sure you’d have no problem all the kinds of things the pair of them would do to you. I hope you like it and I apologize profusely for the long wait.

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