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Hewo dearie!! I’m curious what stabcufs are, and idk sound like something you’d name a handcuff picker -🕷 anon

oh someone on this old back up account, what a surprise sdjfchbgsj- it’s actually stabcups! they’re not really a thing, just something one of my anons on my main typoed or smth and i thought was funny enough to be immortalized in my backup account’s name sdjkhbcfsjd

#i only get on this thing to do gn posts so this was a pleasant surprise #the cryptid speaks #spider anon

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She’s the first one that I see, and I don’t know why

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ohhhhhh, this is wonderful!!!!!! they’re so good

#i hella vibe with this colour palette #it's big funky and I like that #ts deceit #ts roman #roceit

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“Just because he’s the logical Side doesn’t mean he’s smart” - me about Logan, to my little brother. - Dee

also me right before I go on a himbo and/or chaotic Logan rant

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logic: if I pull the rubber band it will snap. if it snaps it will hurt.

intelligence: this is because [scientific explanation]

wisdom: So I Should Not Pull The Rubber Band

science: …imma pull the rubber band just to be sure

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YEAH THAT’S IT

Because Logan, you have to remember, isn’t just ‘logic’! As we’ve seen him in the series, he’s logic, (all of Thomas’s) knowledge, facts, his curiosity for logical/scientific pursuit, and more! So he is logic and intelligence and wisdom and science all in one single side!

And when you put these things together, give them a good shake and condense them into a single being... well.

He might know the most, but braincells? There are none to be found here my friend.

#you ever not realize just how in love with smth you are til you go to talk about it #I feel like I could literally vibrate with love for chaotic/braincell-less logan #he's just #just so #*violently waves hands*#I'm sorry I don't have the words for it #3but I love him very very very much #bls never forget this #and if you ever do smth with him all y'all better tag me I swear #I'll die for you if you do #anyways sorr sorry #rant over #the cryptid speaks #argo #ts logan

My little brother: Is Talyn a ‘them’ too? | me, excited he’s finally getting it: yes. - Dee

!!!!

#I love them #both talyn and your brother #the cryptid speaks #dee anon

Me, deciding to do some (due tomorrow) hw in school tomorrow (and leave smth due tomorrow at midnight till tomorrow, it’s long and a test grade and barely started): time to fuck myself over! -🌑

Listen man you shouldn’t do that but also mood

#3I'm very good at last minute bsing #tho again #bad idea #try to avoid doing that #but also mood #the cryptid speaks #moon anon

“Just because he’s the logical Side doesn’t mean he’s smart” - me about Logan, to my little brother. - Dee

also me right before I go on a himbo and/or chaotic Logan rant

#logan may know a lot of shit but that does NOT give him a brain cell #the cryptid speaks #dee anon

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So my brain has decided to give me a queerplatonic moxiety soulmate au. Rip me but how has your day been going - Dee

I demand every single detail about that au right this instant

And I’m good! Happy to be home early. Think I’mma try and work on one of my stacked up parental remile prompts.

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It’s so much easier to just reblog and add stuff I’d probably take up too many asks anyhow.

So here’s how this conversation with my brain went

My brain, at one in the morning: queerplatonic moxiety soulmate au.

Me: sir I am in the middle of a puzzle.

Fast forward to this morning-

Me: alright, I’ve decided to give your queerplatonic moxiety soulmate thing a go-ahead. Whatdya got for me?

Brain: so this au has aro Patton (which my brain knows is a favorite of mine) and he’s kinda worried about disappointing his soulmate when he meets him.

Me: okay-

Brain: Patton angst, Patton angstttt

Me: wh-

Brain: it’s one of those soulmate aus where you figure out your soulmate the first time you touch, so he just avoids touching *anyone* even if he is naturally a touchy and huggy guy.

Me, who did not ask for angst: … sure

Me: okay how about he has a childhood best friend that he touched before he figured out he was aro so that he can at least hug *somebody*?

Brain: move this friend halfway across the country. He cannot hug this friend unless there are visits.

Me:

Me: sir.

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‘sir’ me @ me @ my muse @ me all the time

#I love in a constant circle of deadpan disappointment shcfbshcfvsdjcf #but also!!!#I love this!!!!!#this is my type of angst!!!!#if you do anything more with this bls bls bls tell me #the cryptid speaks #qpr moxeity #ts virgil #ts patton #dee anon

Dee-non - Dee

Thank you :)

#the cryptid speaks #dee anon

I know you got nerfed fjsk but I reblogged the queerplatonic moxiety soulmate ask earlier and added some details on my anon blog if you wanna check it out 👀 - Dee

Ooooh!!!! I’d love to see those!!!

Just uh

heh

Remind me what your anon blog is again?

#3normally I'd just go to my account #and check the reblogs of the ask #but uh #yeah #the cryptid speaks #dee anon

a cuff, maybe? -C.C. (who most definitely is fine and not fuming or kidnapped by the fae)

Whoosh

#a #whoosh #of suspicion #when did you get kidnapped #C.C. anon #3when #the cryptid speaks

Me, who is at least mildly lactose intolerant: Eats really cheesy mac and cheese + drinks milk

Me an hour later: Why does my stomach hurt

#it's almost as if #eating lactose products #upsets my stomach #that can't properly break down lactose #at least not completely #who #wouldve #thunk #the cryptid speaks #the cryptid can't be trusted to take care of themself

I made a hat a little bit ago... Maybe I could try a different pattern or yarn... -space anon

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#whatever you want to do man #the cryptid speaks #space anon

I heard crochet!! ( ˘ ³˘)♥ ( ˘ ³˘)♥ ( ˘ ³˘)♥ hm hm hm,,, what about a hat?

Whoosh

#the cryptid speaks #triple kiss anon #whoosh

:,( am sorry u got nerfed :,(

Thanks. I’m just happy I have a back-up for it now :/

#this happens waaaaay too often #I am sick of it #the cryptid speaks #one good thing is that since this is your first ask since your name change #and it's on this blog #I don't have to tag your old name for the tag switch off #I can just do #chris #and the chrono jump between here and starbucks will wash away the need to retag your deadname #so that's good

Lia I’m bored, what should I crochet? Anons can offer suggestions as well! -space anon

Uhhhhhhhhhh

What does one even crochet

Uhh a duck

#can you crochet a duck???#idk #the cryptid speaks #space anon

tumblr better square up 😤

#go stab the bully platform #you have my blessing #the cryptid speaks #emerson

Holy heck, you got nerfed AGAIN??? What did you do to piss Tumblr off, Lia? You didn't post a picture of *lowers voice dramatically* an /ankle/, did you?!

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#everyone go home #this ask wins #the cryptid speaks #lost in the fray

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