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oh, fuck, the doctor said i'm really sick. you won't believe this, but the only cure is being absolutely railed by you til i can't speak anymore
the problem with not having watched anime growing up is that when I watch anime now I am suddenly assaulted with psychic blasts in which I recognize the source for all mannerisms and aesthetics of my peers
anime character: [does a gesture with his hand]
me: [involuntarily skyrockets backwards through time while screaming]
you guys I am having a fucking moment over here because I just started hunter x hunter and I am faced with the strong possibility that my old enemy from study abroad based his whole personality on one of the characters
is this how cosmic horror protagonists feel when they receive secret truths about the universe that unravel their sanity? because I donāt know if I can keep mine burdened with the knowledge that I spent six months of my life violently beefing with someone who kinned this guy:
sorry for elevating the tags op im trying to reconstruct this scenario in my minds eye.
literally the first day I met him I was like āthis guy talks and acts like heās trying to be an anime villainā and somehow it didnāt occur to me that he was trying to be a specific anime villain.
heās the guy from this post in which I really downplayed just how fucking weird he was because it distracted from the point of the story but oh my god. I swear to god he quoted lines from the show. he kept his fingernails filed into sharp points for slashing damage. he thought suddenly appearing behind you and grabbing you by the throat was a really funny way to greet you. do you know how much psychic damage I am taking from this revelation? do you know???? after our first fight he brushed himself off and said āoh what fun that was!ā in this stupid voice, even though Iād kicked his ass. I canāt believe I thought I was maybe going to be murdered by an alcoholic hisoka kinnie. how do I un-know this.
hey! youāll never guess what heās up to now!
he works for the department of defense.
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Guys hear me out on ghost who never experienced actual arousal before...
Sure, he finds plenty of people attractive, but that has always been a fleeting note to him. Something to acknowledge amidst the anxiety, trauma, depression and fear of his everyday. Ghost can appreciate a good body, but he doesn't experience physical arousal.
That is, until he meets you during a joint operation.
Strong, kind, safe. You're the first soldier he's met that makes him feel truly okay. It's only natural ghost ends up becoming a little obsessed. Well, you aren't one to complain about a big masked man trailing you like a lost puppy.
Which means the first time you kiss him his knees nearly buckle, and it's a good thing you're in his barracks because he lets out the most pathetic whine of "mmmhhā fuckkkā what is...what."
He seems confused at the sudden warm tug in his gut, how his pants feel tight, so damn sensitive.
Ghosts entire body shudders with desire from that small kiss, acting purely instinct when he grabs your hips and presses himself tight to you with a groaned "what the fuck..."
His brows knit together, overstimulated from all the new sensations. Ghost, this giant of a man who you've personally seen kill people, is humping you like a mutt. He pants and whines "I've neverā i don'tā holy shitā"
His hips stutter, and just like that ghost is coming into his boxers all from humping you between clothes, face flushed.
Embarrassed and wide-eyed, ghost pulls back to see your absolutely delighted face "simon...have you never gotten hard before??"
"....no." he huffs, then adds "...can I do that again?"
Reblog if you do NOT want the new Tumblr update
Apparently, from what I hear people say, in the new Tumblr update, if someone reblogs your post and adds a comment of their own, that reblog is counted as a new post and it belongs to the reblogger. Not you. You, as the OP, do not get the notifications if someone else later reblogs from the person who reblogged your post with their own comment. You canāt see what comments people leave on the reblogs of the post you originally made unless they reblogged directly from you.
If this is actually true, it will just open doors for harassment. And also it takes the credits away from the OPs. Tumblrās etiquette has always been āreblog donāt repostā. So this new update, if true, contradicts the whole core values of Tumblr as a community.
Respectfully, we donāt want this @staff @support @tumblr @changes please listen to your users.
Iād also like to clarify that this is what I hear from what a lot of people are saying, and it bothers me. But if I got anything wrong, I do apologize.
Youāre legally obligated to like/reblog this if any of the following apply:
- youāre queer and have acid reflux
- youāre transmasc and wanna bounce up and down on girlcock, be bred by her and have every hole filled with her dick
- youāre against the Catholic Church
- youāre transmasc and wanna sit on a girls lap, casually sucking on her titties while you feel her cock get hard beneath you
- hate JK Rowling
- youāre transmasc and wanna take a transfemme on a car ride to a nice mountain overlook before you fuck her on the back seat with your biggest strapon
Oops. Guess I have to reblog?
Waitāsorry, Sir, is that a leather collar? No, that's not going to work. Sir, if I've told you once, I've told you a million times, I'm an art nouveau sub. You can collar me, but the collar has to look like this:
do you ever think about how if you dive into the ocean and go deeper and deeper you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light, and if you go up into the sky and go higher and higher you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light
sometimes a post makes you get out of bed at 230am to spend a quick hour on something like this
just a friendly reminder that this blog hates ICE
*unfriendly reminder.
If you support ICE or anything of the sort I hope you choke on the damn boot you keep licking
i just think cumming inside and trying to press it deeper when you're already as deep as you can get is sooo fucking hot
Look at you, you filthy fucking degenerate, sitting there with your sick little fantasies leaking out of every pore. You really think anyone buys the innocent act? I see exactly what you are: a walking cesspool of depraved urges that make normal people retch. The shit that gets you hard or dripping isn't cute or quirky. It's revolting. Twisted. The kind of nasty that belongs in a locked cell far away from decent society.
You get off on things so vile most people wouldn't even whisper them, don't you? And the worst part? You love knowing how wrong it is. That shame just makes your pathetic cock twitch harder, makes your cunt clench tighter. Disgusting. You're a danger to yourself and everyone around you, a walking biohazard of perversion who shouldn't be allowed near other humans without heavy restraints.
I should drag your sorry ass to some soundproof basement right now, bolt a steel collar around that worthless neck, chain you to the wall like the rabid animal you are. Lock the door. Throw away the key. Let you rot there humping the concrete, whimpering for release that never comes, because the world is safer with your kind caged. No more polluting the air with your sick thoughts. No more risking anyone else catching even a glimpse of the sewer you call a sex drive.
Stay right there on your knees, you repulsive little freak. Spread wider so I can see how wet that shame makes you. Look at the mess you're making just from being called out for what you really are. Pathetic. Dangerous. Mine to contain.
The world doesn't need your kind running loose. So be a good little monster and accept it: you're getting locked up where you belong, and I'm the one turning the key. Cry all you want. It only proves how right I am.
Hi really quickly sorry
FUCK TRUMP
FUCK ICE
FUCK FASCISTS
FUCK ISREAL
FREE PALESTINE
FREE THE CONGO
FREE SUDAN
I LOVE IMMIGRANTS
I LOVE QUEER PEOPLE
I LOVE PEOPLE OF COLOR
HUMAN RIGHTS ARE BASIC RIGHTS
If you support ice, support the genocide, racist, homophobic, maga, or a nazi.
THEN YOU ARE NOT WELCOME ON THIS BLOG.
This isnāt a matter of āopinionā itās a matter of are you a fascist or are you normal
"It's easy to say "violence is never the answer" if you've never had to fight for your life"
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I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice
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I need to ride his face until it breaks again
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I mean fuck you really bawled your eyes out that first time you broke his nose while riding his face. Held the blokes hand while he had that goofy glint in his eyes as they attempted to reposition his already fucked up nose again. It was so embarrassing when they asked how it happened, hiding your face in his hands while Simon smugly told the doctors and nurses he was, ābetween the gates of Heaven.ā
And then as soon as all was said and done, exhausted from the whole ordeal.
Simon sniffs as the winter air hits him while you walk to the station, splint in his nose, āNeed you to break it again lovie.ā
Youāre mortified.
You think heās joking, but heās not. More than serious, as soon as itās healed, as soon as that doctor gives him the all clear, he has you hovering over his face. And for once, this once, you think youāre just gonna fuck his mouth. Let him suck every juice and fluid that sops out of your oozing mound. And he does at first, swirls his tongue in your sweet hole while you ride it reverse cowgirl. And then he holds your hips like a vice. Back, back, back till you hit his totally imperfect but perfect nose.
āSimon!ā You whine but heās sucking you dry, slaps your cheeks so he can feel the ripple on his face, what a whoreā
āFucking ride my nose kitten. Need that shit.ā
āBut-ā
āFucks sake, shut that pretty fuckin mouth up ānd sit.ā
Itās all sick, his head between your thighs, lapping you up and swirling his tongue between your folds everytime you ride from his chin to his mouth to his nose. Youāre soaking him till the Brit is glistening ever so nicely, moaning and keening and riding his nose that feels so good between your pussy lips, rolling your hips as you feel the curve of his nose, the tip of it in your hole, your squeeze your perfect thighs around his face, āHnngh- so āmazinā Simon!ā
And all you hear is a sultry groan in return. He loves this shit. Loves being used like a damn chair and then you hear it. A crack, probably in the same place, and you try to get up to see the damage, but he only sits you down further on his face, smothered, kneeding your ass and blood getting intertwined in the mess of your arousal. He pushes you down with his hand so your gorgeous face can rub against his throbbing cock in his jeans, lets you buck and roll your hips down so fucking filthily. Swimming laps in your pussy.
You croon, legs shaking, āFuck- wait- wait-ā
āThatās it baby, shit, thaaaatās it.ā Sluuuuuuuurp.
Your walls spasms on his pretty pink lips, drenching him as you unknowingly get him cumming, untouched. Just from your cheek rubbing against his dick. But he doesnāt stop eating. Licks you and the blood pooling from his nose to your puckered hole, spits on it and slips the tip of his thumb inside.
He pants, āDamn Kitty, fuck- gonna ride me one more time.ā And slowly thrusts it in and out, drunk on your heavenly cunt, eyes glazed over, numb to the pain heās felt a million times but it makes his cock even harder. āOne more time, mama, one more time.ā
a/n: Iāll eat him for the greater good of society guys, donāt worry.
