Woefully Incompotent Sleepy Creature

Might just post about whatever I am excited about (unsure currently)

[sleepywatercreature]

i hate it when i find those hairs that escaped shaving all over but the second i get in the shower they disappear like how dare you you frustrate me all day and i cant even kill you? Thats not your right? Only humans are supposed to do that?

[sleepywatercreature]

im just like that one scp thats a bunch of little guys® (scientific term) that builds a bomb every once in a while except that i am mildly (only a few zeros away) bigger and that a federal judge has banned me from collecting any sand in the state of Nevada

[sleepywatercreature]

like always you see him in the sparks trailing behind him the scent of ash and seared stone, melted metal and charred bone quickens your heart faster than should be healthy, faster than can be sustained, blood rushing all over as your eyes begin to glaze over in anticipation a rap at the door signals the fated moment arrives theres little time, her chemistry and yours combined never lasts long you fling yourselves out of bed and rush down the stairs, brusing your ulnar nerve on the bannister as you cry out in pain the knocks begin again, more forcefully as they wish to be inside, to comfort you out of breath you fling the wooden door wide and there he is brightening your world blinding, your world theres so little time, so precious little time, no time to register is fingerprints burned into the oak and less time to think if what youre about to do is right desire drives you as you rush to the bed with the house erupting behind you every step a new spark for a more furious fire no time to worry of the house as the fire alarm throbs in your ears you fail to register the blindness creeping in, your body unable to hold their concept for long enough to enjoy skin melts and flesh cauterizes as she mounts you, in all his burning, short lived glory you continue from the last event, praying this time you will be granted the simple time to love each other physically as you so do spiritually tearing off the charred rags that used to clothe your form you begin again, the act you crave in every short life such pleasure is not comprehendible for long unfortunately, and the curse of your flesh sets in your eyes wilt and bubble, your ears melt shut, denying you the sensation of their delicate form and cacophonous vocalising your tounge deadens, removing the sweet taste of your shared blood pooling in your mouth your nose fails to continue registering the scent of your remaining living space cruelest and last your skin blisters and warps, denying your continuation of this cycle as your conciousness fades you experience rushes of perspective, seeing but not seeing, hearing but not hearing, as your lover suffers without you she ruts in fury at the carbonized effigy, but the moment is gone after only a few moments more, so is he their last words, vile, unspeakable promises against the world that refuses to accept your shared essence and soon they are gone leaving only a blackened skeleton covered in alumina the memories of a short night everlasting and a promise to see them longer the next time

[sleepywatercreature]

i think i need to go vegan again the asparapiss twink awakened something i need to go back to my roots

i cant stand soy protien tho so im going to eat shredded wax paper cups as my snackie i need mah fiber i love you wax paper you taste like poison

[sleepywatercreature]

it was me barry i jerked off at super speed because i got confused with who i was targeting im sorry you were right the alfredo sauce was too creamy it was a lovely meal otherwise though! oh, but i did piss in the soup. Some guy named tyler told me too.

[sleepywatercreature]

dni if you wont help me save the oil by turning them back into bees, dont love ship thermite reactions as a concept with me, dont hold kindness in your heart as a universal constant and actively maintain the capacity to accept and forgive others while gently helping them be in less pain, or if you havent eaten a chocolate covered 13 layer diablo wrap crunch orphan smash supreme locos doritos diablo from the once thriving taco bell off I-e^iπ near thneedville of site 17

[sleepywatercreature]

punched a vegan in his fuckint mouth today @ the walmar down the street he was shaking/crying on the floor and i called him a dispairagus because he looked the thin woody soft skin hard bone type then he cried more? for being called a dispairagus and he fuckingt. pissed himself. **it smelled like asparagus** like asparagus piss im so done with this gahd damn god fearing liberal democrat party free the bees and save the oil but lord if that asparapiss twink didnt nearly steal my heart...

[sleepywatercreature]

i really hope rwxc rereleases their old stuff but like what can i rly do ab it

stray car i miss you...

demos 1,2,3 please come back...

[sleepywatercreature]

you all code, i confer with the machine spirit in a language they took as an elective in high school 30 years ago

[sleepywatercreature]

WAIT DOES IT NOT ADD PUNCTUATION IN THE TAGS HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS

[sleepywatercreature]

you all code, i confer with the machine spirit in a language they took as an elective in high school 30 years ago

[beardedmrbean]

[wolpatinga]

god's sleepiest soldier

[sleepywatercreature]

for all the bunnologists out there is the rainbow peep equivalent to a waifu pillow

[literal-trans-beans]

NEW SEQUEL FUCK YOU ALL

INCORRECTLY SPINNING CUBE

(sourced from @dailycube)

[phuckingphreak]

learning python makes me want to shoot myself. or someone else... fuck OAUTH!!!

[sleepywatercreature]

why do i keep seeing coding employment roadmaps on my blr putting aside the fact that i have the coding approach of metaphorically (and occasionally literally) drawing chalk on the ground until i accidentally make a demonic sigil being on tumblr in the first place makes me horrifically unhirable in any business centered dev position give me access to your stack and i will instantly reduce your datacenter to slag right after deleting all important information like that one ai

[eat-a-dicker]

i think python is the only character in all of fire emblem who not only is aware of his homosexuality but is so actively accepting of it that he's casual in an indirect way about not ever going to date a woman romantically and he doesn't come off as the type who would take a beard. cool thing to think about, a guy who's very comfortable with himself. it's also nice that forsyth is in love with him and has completely accepted the kind of person he is.

[unfortunatepresence]

Bad Programming Ideas I'm too lazy to implement #0: Time Travel

Before justifying or explaining how anything would be implemented, here are some cool things you could do with time travel in programming.

No more dangling pointers: Were you returned a stack pointer to some memory that has since went out of scope? No worries, you can time travel back to the time, when the pointer was still in scope, read the memory, and then return back to use that memory, without causing segfaults. Note that using a similar argument, all memory leaks can be fixed, by freeing resources when they were still referenced. 70% of all bugs fixed yay!

Real Time Fun: Your system has some work that it has to do, before some deadline which has period T. You predict that with probability p, the system misses the deadline. Instead of gambling on p, what your system could do is time travel to t - T (where t is current time), and compete with the resources of the past. This decreases p for time slices before the current time slice, but increases p for current and future time slices, which based on system requirements might be an appropriate trade off.

Deadlock Prevention: Some random thread in your program decided to go ahead and acquire a mutex, and then tried to lock it again. Now both you and this random thread are in a queue waiting for the mutex to be unlocked. You become tired of waiting, grab some proof that the random thread is in deadlock, travel back in time to acquire the lock, and then snitch on the thread (using proof acquired) and take lock privileges away from that thread. This construction doesn't solve all deadlocks, but allows creative deadlock prevention mechanisms to be created.

Implementation details coming soon!!

[sleepywatercreature]

cant wait for my code to blow up my computer when i accidentally forget to update when im pulling processing time from also bitcoin mining would go insano style just imaging how fast they would mine. like, printing CENTS an hour it would be wild