which mastersona are you beating with a baseball bat
rose
batin
henry
cyra
cen
zanna
vanilla
Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023
Why you should beat each with a baseball bat:
ROSE
Wants to be beaten with a baseball bat at least once every week due to his job (PAIN IS LIBERATING)
Huge masochist anyways. And also Waver will yell at you AND him and that would be funny
Called your fruity cocktail that you like "stupid" and "gay" last week
Just look at him (please be nice to batin)
He's like a looney tunes character it won't hurt him don't worry. Another recurring star of "Mastersona Jackass" that's always getting put into tubes and squeezed like toothpaste and all sorts of shit
Must be punished for ketchup crimes
Might absorb the damage also like a looney tunes character
Experiment to see which mouth screams the loudest where you hit
It would be funny, man. Come on. Recurring star in "Mastersona Jackass"
If you attempt to attack her, Dantes will show up, so it'll be a quick ticket to see him and say hi (there's benefits to everything!)
Possibly could make a squeaky toy noise if you land a hit
Will fight you back for sure, so if you're interested in a solid PvP this is your best bet
Can you even hit Cen? What if the huge gaping hole in their face absorbs the baseball bat? What if it absorbs you?
More of an experimental venture than anything else
Maybe if you get the baseball bat back out of the vortex it'll be shaped in some cool metal or wood sculpture art.
Is evidently very ready to fight, for fun or for serious
You might be able to turn them into a dragon with a good whack (theoretically speaking)
Zanna going "WEH" is funny
Why are you hitting Vanilla with a baseball bat. What's wrong with you. What did Vanilla ever do wrong
To be honest, Vanilla volunteered herself for this, so have you ever considered maybe Vanilla WANTS to be hit with a baseball bat?
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