waver velvet loveblog of all time (beastblog also)

[he/him] The only thing on this blog is Waver Velvet and me being a bitch. if you dont like it then why are you visiting

[lordelmelloi2]

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Rose

he/him I’m an intersex nonbinary femme man... well bigender manwoman. Fagdyke. You get the idea. Interfemmasc eunuch and on hormones. Gay something or other idfk anymore

I have DID & im a survivor. You might see me talk about these things every so often. I try to tag best I can but let me know if you need anything tagged.

I’m big into the mastersona stuff and have a self-ship Chaldea AU that I write to reflect on my experiences.

Do not send me waver x rider content as like a default please 😭 I am ambivalent towards the ship now in 2026 but I don't like people treating it as The Default and shoving it in my throat without like asking first

This is my animanga sideblog don't follow me just for social justice/mental health posts please god I want to keep it to anime/manga/games here

DNI if right wing/conservative, idk why I even have to say this. My content is not for fascists of any kind.

DNI if ship incest/pedophilia/romanticized abuse; I can't believe I have to fucking say this but I want nothing to do with you

I block antiblack people and racists and am cracking down on it! As well as people who sexualize teen girls in media.

This blog is strictly against bioessentialism & gender essentialism. Gender analyses posted do sometimes tap into how we navigate gender under the societal presumptions of those aspects. Just be aware that differing cultural gender norms get factored in. Transmisogyny and intersexism are not tolerated here in any form.

Icon art by the talented @cookieekun (link to original uncropped) 💕💕

[angelicguy]

my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

[milk5]

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

[angelicguy]

dude hes three….

[bumblr-dotcom]

And uncultured. Get a new child

[thegoodthegrandandtheugly]

[guooey]

themessangerpigeons

[guooey]

Tears

[lordelmelloi2]

I also thought they made Waver very angular in Fate/Strange Fake, I prefer his look in the Lord El-Melloi II novels;;

Right!! I like seeing him look more his age😭🥲 Which is so funny cause I just doodled this last night

[random-delights]

Was rewatching and going through Fate/Strange Fake anime again (cuz it's such a cinematic pieces) and missed Waver all over again.

So compiling some of my favourite screencaps of him for fun lol

he's on the phone alot eh

[knightwithahundredkings]

I really recommend the Táin Bó Cúailnge to anyone looking to get into medieval literature because it's a great story, brilliant poetry (I read the Carson translation, and the way he translates the roscada sections are beautiful) and the backbone of the Ulster Cycle, but it's also just really fucking funny. It has a very slapstick yet dry sense of humor that provides just enough comic relief to make the dramatic moments of the story even more impactful. Genuinely I laugh out loud every few pages. Go read it.

[knightwithahundredkings]

You can't make this shit up

[lordelmelloi2]

I need to finish OC2 and OC3 before fucking NA gets OC3 for real 😭 I am officially actually behind NA at this point #MajorDepressiveDisorder

[gojinka]

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

[gojinka]

died at the window sill

[lordelmelloi2]

I like saw fanart of Lady Avalon essentially sexually harassing the class-president Morgan the other day and that shit floored me as like an idea. Imagine sealing your groomer abuser into a tower in one universe and then finding out about all of that shit in the universe you exist in Because of your alternate universe's self. Going through 2000 years of somewhat self-imposed psychological torture as a result but at least you don't have to deal with That Guy. And then later having to fend them off Again because although now you're released from the torture chamber, your groomer has a feminine alternate universe self also in Chaldea, and she thinks you don't know she's That Person, so she tries for a round 2 😭 I would have destroyed Chaldea then and there

[lordelmelloi2]

I need more pathetic top Waver. Why does god torture me every day

[lordelmelloi2]

Can you guys get on this I can't be the only one

[lordelmelloi2]

I need more pathetic top Waver. Why does god torture me every day

[lordelmelloi2]

I fucking love this city's carspotting group, you really don't get it like this literally anywhere else. Tucson said shitboxes and insane mods only

[lordelmelloi2]

Unbelievable

[lordelmelloi2]

More

[lordelmelloi2]

More nonsense from Tucson's Finest

[lordelmelloi2]

Sorry

[flaskrobonoid]

anytime i do a character ask game I am reminded that this is the kind of person I am and its awesome i lov e my this

[lordelmelloi2]

You know how I was complaining back in March that there was a shooting and a lockdown where I work. Well today there was a bomb threat called in 😭😭😭 AND THE POLICE EVACUATED THE ENTIRE MALL 😭😭😭😭😭 LIKE WITHIN 20 MINUTES 😭😭😭😭😭 SO I ONLY WORKED 2 HRS TODAY BUT I GOT PAID FOR MY FULL SHIFT 😭😭😭 AND THEY FOUND OUT THE THREAT WASNT EVEN CREDIBLE SO EVERYWHERE JUST CLOSED BECAUSE WTF IS ANYONE GOING TO DO??

[lordelmelloi2]

Like we wondered if we'd be made to stay and like see if its a real issue or not but by the time we kicked all the customers out the cops literally showed up and told us to get all staff out of the building and to wait in the parking lot and by yhe time we did That there were cops pulling up on speaker saying "Leave the premises, get into your vehicle and leave" and we were all like dumbfounded 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[lordelmelloi2]

You know how I was complaining back in March that there was a shooting and a lockdown where I work. Well today there was a bomb threat called in 😭😭😭 AND THE POLICE EVACUATED THE ENTIRE MALL 😭😭😭😭😭 LIKE WITHIN 20 MINUTES 😭😭😭😭😭 SO I ONLY WORKED 2 HRS TODAY BUT I GOT PAID FOR MY FULL SHIFT 😭😭😭 AND THEY FOUND OUT THE THREAT WASNT EVEN CREDIBLE SO EVERYWHERE JUST CLOSED BECAUSE WTF IS ANYONE GOING TO DO??