⦃AUTOPLAY⦄

  ❝  OH , WHAT A POOR , SLY FOOL .  ❞

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❝ Ah! Help! The nachos tricked me! ❞

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+ @navel-oranges

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“ I told you to stay far far away from those damn nachos ! “

Pushing up from the table , Yoshi’s chestnut orbs entertainedthe sight before him . He could tell before , with just one swipeof a glance , that the meal piled high with melted , gooey fluor-escent cheese , overly - salted and unbelievably stale corn -chips the bedrock of the structure , while greasy , disgustinglyslick jalapenos  were the cherries on top you never wanted .

“ You weren’t tricked , “ ( A CROOKED GRIN EXPOSEDA ROW OF CROWDED TEETH ) “ You walked right intothis hell ! “

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👀 + "Are you a fool, Masayoshi?" - Kasuga

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+ @asa-sohma

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Ever since meeting this strange girl , Yoshi’s pridehad worn thin . He knew he couldn’t lie to Kasuga -- that would be absolutely futile ; he’d tried before .Yoshi’d never actually admitted to being asininebefore , and he’d thought that Kasuga alreadyknow of his half - baked way of thinking . Per -haps if he admitted it , she’d like him more ?

( A SUBMISSIVE BOW OF HIS HEAD )“ Ahh . . . Yeah , yeah , great and powerful Kasuga, I’m the most foolish fool to ever fool.”

[sandcvstles]

five-word sentences.

“ please just let me forget. ”

“ c'mon try to guess what. ”

“ just leave me alone already. ”

“ no, i’m not going to. ”

“ you can’t change my mind. ”

“ my mind is made up. ”

“ i’m not gonna let you. ”

“ don’t do that to me. ”

“ think about what you’re doing. ”

“ why aren’t you listening now? ”

“ i want to sleep forever. ”

“ you need to leave now. ”

“ i’ll always have your back. ”

“ now there’s no going back. ”

“ the view really is spectacular. ”

“ i didn’t think you’d care. ”

“ why can’t you trust me? ”

“ don’t even bother with clothes. ”

“ i don’t love you anymore. ”

“ i am a great person. ”

“ you are a tolerable drunk. ”

“ exactly, why are you awake? ”

“ i’m gonna ignore you now. ”

“ how is that not hilarious? ”

“ please just calm down now. ” 

“ i was already calm, asshole. ”

“ i can see your underwear. ”

“ i’m afraid you’ll replace me. ”

“ please stop losing your temper. ”

“ you can cry if needed. ”

“ you have to run away. ”

“ i just wanna be yours. ”

“ ashes, we all fall down. ”

“ i’m hoping you’ll understand me. ”

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👀 + "Do you think I can beat you in a game of basketball?" - Kasuga

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+ @asa-sohma

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“ What ? ! Hell no - - ! “

Riled up at even the implication of a challenge , Yoshi’sflustered features lit up faster than Christmas decorationsbefore Thanksgiving . He was beyond thinking of the cons-equences of exclaiming such mild profanity in the middleof the hallway , but this -- this cute little SHORT - STACKbefore him was to blame for that .

“ You REALLY wanna test that ? I might like you , but thatdoesn’t mean that I won’t CRUSH you in a game . “

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        Kasuga assessed her comment, going over it a few times in her head to make sure of what she said after Masayoshi’s flustered response. She came to the obvious conclusion of having not called him cute aloud, only once having thought that of him and it was because of how stupid he was. 

        If Kasuga had been any other girl, she would have possibly squealed mentally and remark on how adorable Masayoshi was. However, Kasuga instead brought her hand to her face and sighed internally. 

          Did he not know the feeling of embarrassment the instant those words were out of his mouth? 

        “If stupidity had the ability to be “cute”, you’d definitely be the poster child for it, Masayoshi,” Kasuga told him, deadpan.

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. . . Hah ? What was that supposed to mean ?

“ You know , you don’t have to speak in riddles ! “ ( an exasperated SIGH escaped his parted lips ) “ And just call me Yoshi , remember ? “

Didn’t she know that if she didn’t have anything nice to say , she should keep her mouth shut ? Mm - - but who could blame her ? Who wouldn’t be embarrassed when seen hanging around a guy like this ?

Yoshi still was an ill - mannered CHILD , but he realized that he’d yelled at someone he’d just met . Rose - petals of flesh spread across the back of his neck now , and he rubbed it with his callused palm sheepishly .

“ Sheesh , that was rude of me , right ? That was kinda rude ... “

[ofhotheads-blog]

Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.

No deleting questions, either!

[ask-meme-addicts]

“Gravity Falls” sentence meme: Weirdmageddon Edition

❝ Set the world aflame with your weirdness. ❞

❝ Surrender now, or face my tantrum! ❞

❝ Any object with more than three sides is sinful. ❞

❝ I would just like to say that as a rich capitalist I welcome your tyrannical rule. ❞

❝ Not one person has… gotten in my mouth. I don’t care anymore. I just… I gotta call my mother. ❞

❝ Have we formally met? ❞

❝ On second thought, I’m gonna run like a coward now. ❞

❝ If I die, I wanna die hugging. ❞

❝ Whoa, sorry - touchy subject. ❞

❝ Why are you just ignoring me? That’s seriously rude to just ignore someone like this. ❞

❝ I’m gonna wear your butt on my foot like a rhinestone slipper! ❞

❝ That punch is probably blood! And that glitter rain is probably ground up bones, or babies, or something. ❞

❝ Now, come have rad snacks served by awesome penguins. ❞

❝ Jean-Paul Sartre postulated that every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance - totally righteous, bro! ❞

❝ I ate a rat for dinner. ❞

❝ Not now, sweetie, the grownups are talking. ❞

❝ You can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity! ❞

❝ Ha! Freedom! Freedom to punch! ❞

❝ I’ve been wandering the plains like a desperado, helping strangers. I guess there’s some folk songs about me now? ❞

❝ You know, you’re so much smarter than like everyone else. ❞

❝ The best you can do is strive to be someone worthy of loving. ❞

❝ I’m talkin’ to you, man! You don’t have to make a big deal outta this! ❞

❝ This party never stops. Time is dead and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside-down, and I reign supreme! ❞

❝ For once, stop listening to your head and listen to your heart. ❞

❝ Your unicorn is being towed. ❞

❝ Fighting children is boring, but fighting a chaos god sounds fun! ❞

❝ Ah! Help! The nachos tricked me! ❞

❝ So this is how the world ends. Not with a bang but with a… boop-boop. ❞

❝ And here I thought today couldn’t get any better! ❞

❝ There are eyes everywhere! ❞

❝ This very unrighteous dude thinks that reality is better than fantasy. But reality is bogus, lame and whack. ❞

❝ Alright, listen up you one lifespan, three dimensional, five sensed skin puppets! ❞

❝ Heartbreak. Disaster. Broken promises. That’s reality for you. ❞

❝ Being a hero means fighting back even when it seems impossible. ❞

❝ You’re scared of growing up. And who could blame you - I’m scared, too. ❞

❝ We punch what we don’t understand! ❞

❝ Don’t be a hero, kid. This is what happens to heroes in my world. ❞

❝ I like skateboarding, supporting my sister, and punctuating every sentence with a high five! ❞

❝ You’d fit right in with my freaks! ❞

❝ I have a doctorate degree in hunkiness! ❞

❝ Now that I have her in a cage, she’ll learn to love me! ❞

❝ Guess it’s sort of cool the paranoia paid off. ❞

❝ Now meet the gang of interdimensional criminals and nightmares I call my friends. ❞

❝ Have I actually been listening to the same song for an entire week? ❞

❝ If you were older you’d be like, my dream guy. ❞

❝ She couldn’t even look me in the eye. ❞

❝ This is bad! This is real bad! Guys, we’ve got a situation! ❞

❝ Do it, kid. Do some brilliant thing that takes me down right now. ❞

❝ Wiggity-wiggity what’s up, dudebros? ❞

❝ Things with one eye are weird! ❞

❝ I was never there for you, but in this world, I can be. ❞

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        Ah, yes. There was the photographs of the boy hitting himself in the head with the basketball. Glancing up at Masayoshi, then back down at her camera confirmed the boy indeed had been him. 

        Only fate would be so cruel as to have them meet. 

        “Here they are.” Kasuga moved to stand beside him, showing him the three pictures she’d gotten of him the day she’d taken them. All of them were of Masayoshi on the basketball court, going to throw the ball into the net, and somehow managing to hit himself instead. It was amazing how dumb he had to be to do that.

        “Maybe I have a thing for dumb blonds,” Kasuga said in response to his comment. 

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Hang on a second . . . she just called me dumb! Honey brown optics were swarmed with surrounding white , only to contrast the rising Red Sea , also known as Yoshi’s blush . His mind did register the truism that she said he was cute . His mind came to an impasse , as it did not know if it was to reciprocate to the insult with arrogance , or to the compli - ment with passing out. His mouth gaped , air catching in his arid throat . He looked somewhat like a Redfish , embarrassingly enough , and all he could think to do was point a rigid finger at himself in disbelief .

“ You’re serious ? “ ( the finger turns to point at her as he pauses ) “ You. . . you think I’m dumb ? ! Stupid isn’t cute ! You are ! “

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“ You’ve got to be kidding , short stack . You shouldn’t be arguing when you’re stuck on the wrong half of six feet . “

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        The corners of Kasuga’s lips twitched, Masayoshi was trying so hard yet undeniably failing all his attempts of, random acts of flattery, was it? Trying not to offend her with the mess of words falling from his mouth. 

        Cute. And still dumb.

        Kasuga couldn’t say it wasn’t a little fun to see a guy stumble over his words, when it happened to anyone in her family, she could easily die of laughter if she wanted. But at the very least, she can have a conversation with Masayoshi, he did return her earring. One Kasuga did like a lot.

        “Basketball you say? Now that you mention it… I think I do have a few pictures of someone from the basketball team accidentally hitting himself in the head with a ball. Is that by any chance you?” Kasuga asked, looking down at her camera to see if she could find said pictures.

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Yoshi’s bony knees automatically felt debilitated when he caught glimpse of even a hint of her smile . However upon hearing her remarks a solid lump swelled in his throat and prevented him from swallowing . He’d only been practicing ! No one was meant to see that anyway , why would she photo- graph him doing something so senseless ? !

“ Ahhh - - . . . Yeah , that would be me , “ ( a dopey grin spreads across his shiny features ) “ You must be a fan if you were watching me ! I’m honored .”

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        Kasuga’s hand closed around the earring, she could put it on later, perhaps when she got home. It was too much hassle to do so currently, especially with this blond boy across from her, looking a bit like an idiot.

        “My name’s Kasuga. I might go to your school, but you don’t look all too familiar to me,” Kasuga replied, ignoring the comment about her looking pretty young. She could take it as a compliment or an insult, instead she took it as neither. And more of him just saying dumb things.

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“Kasuga ? Ah - what an ordinary name --” ( a pesky gulp of air lodged down his throat as he realized his manners were off )  “N - not that you’re ordinary , or anything ! I think you’re . . . you’re pretty coool !” ( whew ! another nice save from dazai !)

Yoshi’s translucent eyebrows drew together to form a silver line , his auburn orbs flicking from Kasuga’s disinterested look , to her camera , etc . as his mind flooded with typical confusion . Was this girl speaking in riddles , or was Yoshi denser than usual ?

“B - but . . . I’m on the school basketball team . Surely you’ve heard of how good I am , right ?”

[cuteasianboyfriend]

when a hot person walks by and accidentally rubs against you

[slender-foxx-blog]

starter call !! like / reblog this so my son can bother you

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hiya !! these usually get more attention , so here i go . . .

would you please LIKE / REBLOG if you are interested in interacting with a young , independant, fandomless oc named yoshi who’s obsessed with learning about romance , basketball , and his baby sister . i promise you if you reblog / like you will get to wtiness how dumb and clumsy this giant is .

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        Perspiration formed on Kasuga’s brow beneath the heated weather. Moving quickly, short legs practically jogging to get back to the Estate, which was still a long way off all because she’d gone off with some friends and her camera to have a fun time. 

          Puffing out her cheeks while slowing her pace, Kasuga let out a long exhale. She regretted leaving her friends as she had to get other pictures besides that of teenage girls goofing off and gossiping over boys (and other girls!) like a bunch of old ladies talking about their grandchildren. It kind of got ridiculous, hence why Kasuga found relaxation in taking photographs after a couple hectic hours with friends.  

        Soon her slow pace came to a halt when someone behind her called out. Kasuga turned slowly to be faced with a boy around her age, glistening with sweat. He must have ran to catch up with her.

         How stupid.

         “Wha- oh,” Kasuga said, taking notice of the earring he held out to her and reached up to touch her ear. Yep, it was definitely hers. “Ah, thanks for returning it.” She moved forward to take the black, flower earring from him. 

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Wait-- why was she looking at him like that ? He just helped her ! Was it because of how oily he looked ? He couldn’t help how much he perspired ! Ah - shit , it still was emb- arrassing to be seen so sloppy in front of the prying and judge- mental eyes of a stranger his age . Pushing the dampened and golden locks that clung to his forehead , he dropped the jewelry into her delicate hand .

“ ER - my name’s Masayoshi , by the way . Maybe you go to my school ? You look  pretty young , I guess . “

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honestly fuck yoshi

[chenginerd]

[slender-foxx-blog]

tag drop !!