hey bitch

hi im marc im 20 and i never learned how to fucking read

[cuteasianboyfriend]

hiiii are any oomfs alive 

[cuteasianboyfriend]

[cuteasianboyfriend]

this classic omg

[cuteasianboyfriend]

uhhh also i m sort of sexy now

[cuteasianboyfriend]

when a hot person walks by and accidentally rubs against you

[cuteasianboyfriend]

naurt this classic still makign rounds on this website 😭😭

[cuteasianboyfriend]

my update after two years for my followers is that i am now a stoner and a drug enjoyer. not in like a sad burn out way, b ut like in a self-aware radical hippie way 

[cuteasianboyfriend]

tumblr is dead website send tweet

[talkwise]

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead

[voidboy13]

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

the guy who designed scythes definitely knew that shit was badass. he didnt care about wheat

[cuteasianboyfriend]

hmmmm i wonder how many oomf are bots

[freshmoviequotes]

The Dictator (2012)

[somewhereinthedetails217]

FUCK.

[unclefather]

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

[997]

[brainstatic]

Tired of your baby girl being seen as a genderless imp? Afraid strangers might not recognize your sexless proto-human as the soft femme heartbreaker she is? Well now you can glue some shit on her head! That’s right, just glue some gender conformity right onto her unclosed fontanelle! Say goodbye to awkwardly explaining that no, despite her bald head, your androgynous poop machine is actually a demure coquette! Glue your fucking baby today!

[comedysintral]

[thighschool]

me as a doctor

[hugstyle]

what is this???

[hugstyle]

o         ?JH???HH?!?

[yuzupool]

the one