Randy knew that eventually his stupid behavior was going to catch up to him, that someone was going to get tired of his shit and give him what he deserved. He just didnât know who would finally do it and when, but Slightly seemed to answer that for him. He wiped his nose again, unsure if the bleeding had fully stopped or not but still seeing blood on his hand and chest. It was nothing compared to the blood that spilled when heâd fought Dewey.Â
The first question Slightly asked should have been obvious, but many people had been asking Randy that question. Why did he fight Dewey? There were so many different ways to answer the question, but that didnât make any of them a valid answer. He sighed. âHe just .. Really got me at a bad time. Him and my ex were just rubbing in my face that they were together,â he answered, feeling a little stupid but not feeling the need to hide the truth. âHe was talking shit, I was drunk and just freaked out.âÂ
He paused, thinking about Slightlyâs second question. He had a point â Randy was so caught up in his ego and his drama that he hadnât stopped to think about what Wendy truly needed. âI donât know,â he answered honestly. âI just know I really fucked up, and I donât want things between us to end until i at least try to make her feel less shitty.â He couldnât help but chuckle at the craziness in it all. âI guess Iâm such a douche bag, I didnât even stop to think about whatâs best for her.â
Well, the answers he got werenât great, but it was still somehow kinda better than Slightly had expected. Like...at least there was some kind of reasoning behind this guyâs stupid, stupid eyes. It was maybe half a step up from just random pointless violence. And apparently he hadnât meant to scare Wendy....but the fact remained that he had.
âRight,â he started, brain whirring with a plan that he was fairly sure sounded nice but would also probably keep this dude away from his friends. âSo. Hereâs what you can do. Ready? Youâre listening?â Slightly cocked an eyebrow, jaw set, for emphasis. âYouâre gonna suck it up about stuff not ending, because you, motherfucker, clearly arenât in a place to be trying to date anyone, much less my friend.â Slightly glanced back at the party for the quickest of moments. âYou beat up my friendâs friend. You scared my Wendy. Youâre definitely a fuckinâ douche. So hereâs whatâs gonna happen. One of us, me or you, is gonna go tell Wendy we talked. Someoneâs gonna tell Wendy you said youâre gonna work on yourself and you two shouldnât see each other. You get to try again with Wendy when and if you can fix your shit and be a better person. You donât get to be around her when youâre jealous of people being with your ex that you shouldnât be that attached to, and you donât get to be near her when you donât think about whatâs good for her first.â
That was a spiel, and Slightly wasnât a hundred percent sure it made sense, but heâd said it with confidence and heâd meant it. Even if it meant roping all the other boys in on the plan, he wasnât going to let this guy try getting back with Wendy unless he deserved her. âWe clear? And do you wanna tell Wendy the news or should I? Iâm gonna be there anyway.â