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Despite the roleplay implications for my character, I decided to join the arena in oblivion and I had hangups with the morals of these fights but like...

I just sent a woman directly to Nord Heaven (Sovngarde). I'd like to imagine that my LDB met her.

#oblivion #tes oblivion #video games #gaming #i know this is by no means an original statement #nor is it particularly interesting #but i just found it amusing that i essentially gave her a get-to-heaven free card #i always found the concept of sovngarde to be a bit silly if i'm completely honest

Shoutout to Baurus who—unbeknownst to me at the time—hunts you down the ends of the earth No Matter What during the path of dawn

I was crouched down in the ruins of fort doublecross and I want you to imagine me sieging those necromancers only for his green-clad self to casually walk by, stare at the dead bodies I laid to rest, and then go, "you're not easy to get a hold of." These fucking people, he was this close to getting a steel arrow straight through his gullet 😭😭😭

#tes iv oblivion #oblivion #video games #gaming #he's lucky i had a second to think through that decision though 😭#the immortal snail has NOTHING on my man Baurus

Everyone in Pelican Town on summer 15, year 1 watching the farmer rawdogging the suspicious, radioactive-looking rain for the first time

#stardew valley #sdv #video games #gaming #the PC really is just some eldritch abomination in the NPCs eyes huh #which isn't helped by the fact that the save i'm playing has a farmer with blue skin and pitch black eyes #'what is wrong with you??? why are you BLUE' -the NPCs to the farmer lmao

Annoyed by getting sprains in the long dark? Well, you'll never have to worry about sprains again if this is what your display looks like!

#the long dark #video games #gaming #i'm fucking SUFFERING #but i'm well-fed so it's nbd

Pros of playing the long dark: I'm getting so good with the metric system!!!

Con: Canadian French

#the long dark #video games #gaming #before somebody comes at me: if i WERE to learn french it would be CF

I love that me flirting one (1) time with arcade means he's in the middle of valt 34 with me, watching me slowly die of radiation illness as we're both pelted by valt dwellers who want to rip our flesh from the bone

#fallout new vegas #fnv #video games #gaming #tbf if a woman even so much as said i was a good guy i would carry her through this valt bridal style #so who am i to judge but it's still funny #sorry guys arcade is still my babygirl

I'm playing stardew and clint was my gift-giver this year. The man gave me five geodes. He's giving me the geodes for free so I can spend 100g for him to open them, huh 😭😭

Joke's on him. I own a geode crusher

#stardew valley #sdv #video games #gaming #see if it weren't clint giving me this i wouldn't care #but this man fully is the only person you can go to in order to open these things. unless you have the crusher #his evilness knows no bounds. first he comes for emily. then the farmer. he is a menace

Yaoi hands.

#fallout new vegas #fnv #video games #gaming #ily arcade never change #i am SUFFERING through this quest btw

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If you ever feel like your media literacy is lacking, just know I saw someone say chief irons is a normal guy. If you're about to call a person normal, make sure it's not the most evil resident ever 😭😭

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Behold, a Normal Resident:

#resident evil #video games #gaming #clarification that i haven't had the chance to play more than a couple minutes of most resident evil games and. i still knew this like 😭😭#this is willful ignorance at BEST #or the type of person whose only engagement of resident evil is thinking leon is hot #which is true. HOWEVER you should keep your mouth ziptied together on your opinions lest you say CHIEF IRONS IS A NORMAL MAN

If you ever feel like your media literacy is lacking, just know I saw someone say chief irons is a normal guy. If you're about to call a person normal, make sure it's not the most evil resident ever 😭😭

#resident evil #video games #gaming #the thing is that i really don't think they actually CONDONE the shit he does #it's very obvious that they just spouted off with a half-baked impression based on the remakes but even THEN

I feel like now is the time to say that my personal best in the skull caverns is now 420. Blaze it.

#stardew valley #sdv #video games #gaming #you don't want to know how FRANTIC i was in my stair-placing when i saw i was on floor 410 #i've never hauled ass SO HARD in my life before 💀#i've played enough stardew to be able to gauge how much time has passed for the clock to change and #I had a good three seconds to spare when i crashed into my bed. i was about to pass OUT 😭

Guys. On this stardew save, I have amassed six lucky rings and seventeen auto-petters. It's never over...

#stardew valley #sdv #video games #gaming #i have never had this happen EVER #and i've had the same strat for like... YEARS now #i've started a TON of saves that weren't even half as lucky as this #the power of women .... (haley)#this is why i put my favorite as WOMEN!!!!!!!!! [sic]#i can never think of a favorite 'thing'. it usually is never a 'thing'#it's usually a concept. like in my joja save where i put EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#another time i just put 'learning'. idfk. i just put the first concept that i think of #so i'm always hit by whatever i put down because i just don't put thought into it. i pit impulses into it 💀

I love when NPCs know they're NPCs. I got into a huge shootout and this random-ass guy with an emo haircut walked across right in the middle of us 💀

#cyberpunk 2077 #video games #gaming

The most unrealistic thing about stardew is the way all the guys go to their yearly checkup

#stardew valley #sdv #video games #gaming #like this is genuinely more unbelievable to me than the fact that the player mines and fishes and forages AND farms #if i hadn't had needed my vaccination records for nursing classes it will have been probably 2-3 years since seeing my doctor 💀#i'm not saying this is healthy i'm just saying that it's believable

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Damn, I was planning on giving the seven-year-old alcohol :/

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Are there any seven-year-olds in this valley who want alcohol, damn

#stardew valley #sdv #video games #gaming #why do these children know that they specifically hate mead #i didn't even know what mead was when i was like seven lmao

Damn, I was planning on giving the seven-year-old alcohol :/

#stardew valley #sdv #video games #gaming

I just did the math for the hours I have in stardew across all the platforms I bought copies for

1,614 hours. That is 67 days straight of stardew. If I sat down and played 1,614 hours of stardew, I would have played for 18% of a year. The worst part? I know that these numbers aren't that impressive. Stardew players are deranged 😭

#stardew valley #sdv #video games #gaming #and by 'stardew players' i do ofc include myself #WE are deranged

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