previously slimegirlwarlock

crystal. she/it. 30

[bunger2004]

[pangur-and-grim]

I'm so addicted to deleting posts. not even controversial ones, just like anything. I'll briefly post an anecdote or my opinion of a movie, think about it for a few minutes, and then go NOPE no one needs to see that! this post too, I'll probably delete it before you can reply. just watch.

[northirish]

My mutuals are excellent in building extensive and elaborate siegeworks, your mutuals struggle to dig a knee-deep moat.

[livermartis]

You truly can't miss a day on Tumblr. Why does Ringo Starr have elf stone powers.

[couchnapping]

allegedly he bought the elf stones at auction in 2014 but there's evidence he's had them for much longer. the real elf stones, not the fictional ones

[melgillman]

Here’s the new 24 hour comic I drew this year!  This one is called THE KING’S FOREST.  cw: blood, violence

[rayj4ck]

How the fuck did you make that last panel say so many things without using any words at all that’s so fucking cool.

[usefuljesbian]

me when I'm definitely heterosexual and absolutely do not want to have sex with a woman

[ironlily-art]

Ultimate practical solution of boob armor.

[ashenmind]

god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

[tomb-mold]

fire link with me

[ouchlord-vivaldi]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

"Damn fine flask of estus."

[ouchlord-vivaldi]

I could do this all day. Apologies @tomb-mold

[baeddoll]

you betrayed everyhting you stand for and all you got in return was a kickass sword and ability to start fires with your mind and d cups. pretty good deal !

[slimegirlwarlock]

....add another alter to the roster

[swagophile]

tried to be the main rival to the beautiful protagonist girl but after i gave my speech and crossed my arms and went Hmph! Like you could ever match my resolve! she looked at me and tilted her head like a dog and said "sorry but do i know you?" and i just had to pretend like i was mistaking her for someone else. i was like really apologetic. she asked if i was mistaking her for a random girl who happens to look vaugely like her and i had to own it and just be like Yup thats totally who i meant and because miss protagonist is just so nice she opted to take me to the girl in question holding my hand and humming pleasantly cus i think she thinks im like autistic or something and then when i got there to the girl i was way too thoroughly humiliated to wanna say anything anymore but protagonist girl was like "mori here has something shed like to say to you!" and this random girl (who i've NEVER spoken to btw) was like "hm? what could mori want with me?" and i was just like "u-um.. yyou're just.. a ppetty wwanna be.. and youll nnever match.. the strength of my resolve.." but i totally mumbled it out like a little kid staring at my shoes and she asked me to speak up and i started crying and she was like "oh so thats how it is? are you asking me out on a date?" and i was like mentally i was like NONONONO because id never ask another girl out on a date for one and ive never even spoken to this girl for two but protagonist girl being the way she is shes all like "awww, young love is the most adorable thing! you should definitely take her out on a date!" so this random girl ive never spoken to (who i'm learning is kind of a rebellious type) is like "heh. okay. lemme take you out on a date then. meet me at the arcade after school, we can catch a movie after too" said leaning back in her chair with a smug grin and obviously im way too stunned and embarassed to speak and protagonist girl is like "aww! lovely idea! arent you excited mori?" and i just kept staring at the ground mumbling and going like "yyeah" because i reallh just wanted the situation to be over and protagonist girl was like "i'm so glad i could bring you two together! ah.. this is refreshing! hey! if you two become a couple you have to hang out with me!!" and random girl was like "you can count on it babe" and then winked at me and honestly it reallt freaked me out anyways im in the movie theatre right now and as im writing this she just put her hand on my thigh while sipping from her soda and i have absolutely no idea what to do or say but im pretty sure she was smirking and i think im fucked. i think its over for me. i dont think theres any coming back for me

[pocketss]

blockhead gets mogged

[alteredpanel]

road rage

[garbageconnoisseur]

LGBT family is homeless and needs help!!! (Summer Edition)

My family is homeless and struggling to find work so we can get out of this situation. I have a lead but it's taking a long time for them to get through the preliminary hiring process so I have no idea how long that could end up taking. In the mean time, we have no income and my wife and I have been dealing with recurring illness and pain every day while struggling to make ends meet. I'm burning out really bad and our support system is almost completely gone at this point.

At the moment, we need help affording temporary shelter, food, toiletries, medicine, and important bills (car/phone/etc.). We are falling behind on pretty much everything right now with less coming in and more being asked of us and we've been having to go to the doctor much more often as our health has been declining. We need rest to recover but there is just so much stress and it's so hot outside. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Venmo: @garbageconnoisseur CashApp: $garbageconnoisseur PayPal: @garbageconnoisseur

I also have Zelle. Please no hate or unsolicited advice. I do not have the energy to deal with it so you will be blocked.

[ernestsewell]

“What, to the American slave, is your 4th of July? I answer; one day that reveals to him, more than all other days in the year, the gross injustice and cruelty to which he is the constant victim. To him, your celebration is a sham; your boasted liberty, an unholy license; your national greatness, swelling vanity; your sound of rejoicing are empty and heartless; your denunciation of tyrants brass fronted impudence; your shout of liberty and equality, hallow mockery; your prayers and hyms [sic], your sermons and thanks-givings, with all your religious parade and solemnity, are to him, mere bombast, fraud, deception, impiety, and hypocrisy – a thin veil to cover up crimes which would disgrace a nation of savages. There is not a nation on the earth guilty of practices more shocking and bloody than are the people of the United States, at this very hour.”

— Frederick Douglass (1818-1895), from a speech given at Rochester, New York, July 5, 1852.

[imathers]