Gooey...

A mystery that turned into a creature from an accident. Nothing much out of the ordinary! (I am not twisted-doctor!! but this charater and all rights belong to him) (main blog: rhimegutz) (warning: THIS BLOG IS EXPLICIT AND MAY CONTAIN SOME GORE-ISH, INAPPROPIATE THINGS IN THIS BLOG. I DONT AGREE WITH ANYTHING THIS CHARATER SAYS OR DOES.)

[slimestery-burns]

// hi guys. ya ya, its been a bit has it? // this isnt a new update about this blog or anything, but ive been thinking for months about this. and its time i really kill this blog.

// i was gonna do this like 2 days ago, but then i forgot. the reason is is that there is some terrible and gross things that happened on this blog, and a overall gut hatred for any mystery entirely. it made me hate slimestery as a whole. i cannot stand this character nor do i love seeing him anymore. although i still remember good memories with this askblog, that doesnt shield the terrible things that i have seen and what others seen. i am still very regretful that i posted this type of shit on here, and for the others who seen it.

//now its time to move on. ive changed. and no longer have any care for this character. im truly sorry for those who loved him. who knows? maybe one day ill remake him into a different thing entirely. but, thats likely never gonna happen.

// i think thats it. and to all, a farewell

[slimestery-burns]

DEAR M.E WHY ARE YOU SO BEAUTIFUL. FROM MYSTERY

"...Wh-...huh...?" The note from this ask confused him greatly

[askdrmysteryburns-deactivated20]

Heeehee, sorry. Mystery’s keyboard was being rude and sticky yesterday.

I was asking why do you look so good? I figure you would know.

[slimestery-burns]

He looked at the mystery before him, then at his hand. then looked at the mystery, then back at his hands. He seemed more confused than ever

"I...dont know...? Honestly? I look like...you...? I think...so we should be equally as good?"

[slimestery-burns]

DEAR M.E WHY ARE YOU SO BEAUTIFUL. FROM MYSTERY

"...Wh-...huh...?" The note from this ask confused him greatly

[slimestery-burns]

Ayo, moisty man is back. Welcome back slimy bro.

"Oh, Uhm...Hi again. Its great to be...back...?"

[slimestery-burns]

May i smooch the slimy boy

"...you...may...?" They are literally 14 ft tall I have no idea how you'd be able to touch this fucking pole of slime.

[slimestery-burns]

" I discovered i have an allergy to all food that isnt pure meat or dairy. which is quite bothersome, but oh well."

“Is that so? Well...huh, I guess never mind then. At least you’re still alive.”

[slimestery-burns]

“ My name is Syrus, im sorry if i spooked you. it has been a rather long time.” He smiled

“Oh! Oh now I remember! I think I wrote you in one of my diaries somewhere! But yes, yes...It has been awhile now, has it...”

“...Very long time. huh....but, at least you’re healthy and have a nice life! hoo...”

[slimestery-burns]

" Slimestery!! You're back!!" He hugged his slimy friend. " How have you been, dear?? I'm remarrying, his name is Michael and we already have kids, six little human siren hybrids."

“...W-Wait...sorry but, who...are you? Hoo?” **He says shyly, backing away from the siren. its been a few fucking months bro, cut him some slack**

[slimestery-burns]

//oh my god how tf are yall still followin this blog

[glitchified-shiba]

//falls down the stairs, hiii. im back from my hiatus! apologies if it was long y'all! but im back and ready to kick it with glitchy here!

[slimestery-burns]

//also uhh, if u don't mind self promoting. i have a alfred au blog here, i think it would be perfect cool if u checked it out bro. if y'all like. :-)!

[slimestery-burns]

//sighs as i come back here.

//long time no see folks. yeah my apologizes if i took a long hiatus without saying a word. I was trying to figure out if i was gonna keep this blog or not. it was really fucking up my mental health back then, top of that i really wasn't in a good mindset, but now im back. and i guess its time i bring this motherfucker back.

[slimestery-burns]

//also, to note, some things might change with slimestery over time. as i don't feel comfortable doing some explicit or somewhat nsfwish things anymore. it was bad, very bad. and i feel so sorry for those who saw those gross ass things back then.

[slimestery-burns]

OMG BESTIE HI

//hnngfggc sup bro

[slimestery-burns]

//sighs as i come back here.

//long time no see folks. yeah my apologizes if i took a long hiatus without saying a word. I was trying to figure out if i was gonna keep this blog or not. it was really fucking up my mental health back then, top of that i really wasn't in a good mindset, but now im back. and i guess its time i bring this motherfucker back.

[slimestery-burns]

"Hello!!" He has. approached Mr. Slimestery. what a small little man... (@ask-slimey-kao)

“…Tiny. Small. short….what the hee?”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“Is being short…bad?”

[slimestery-burns]

“…No. But. I’ve just never seen something that looks so like me in texture…that…looks so small…”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“Oh! Well i tend to stay away from sugar.. and last time some meanie meanie people put salt on me..”

[slimestery-burns]

“Oh? Really now? a shame, really. sugar tastes oh-so good to me! but I understand, since I get the same treatment…”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“Though i would like to be bigger!”

“I get picked on for my size fa-a-ar to often.”

[slimestery-burns]

“Well! Do what I do! Eat sugar! Or…hoo, whatever kind of product that contains high amounts of sugar!”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“Do you have some i could borrow?”

[slimestery-burns]

“Well no. I usually just steal some from stores…hoo…”

“I mean, someone might give you something! who knows!”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“Oh!”

“Isn’t stealing bad..?”

[slimestery-burns]

“…”

“Listen. Just…dont do what I do, alright?”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“But you’re supposed to be a role-model to me? I think that’s what… someone said..”

He didn’t seem to remember what this person’s name was.

[slimestery-burns]

“Role….model…?”

*He paused for a moment. seemingly freezing his body entirely before talking again*

“Look, friend cow, I dont know who said that, Im flattered of course but I just do whatever the heck I want, for the most part…”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“That means i can do whatever the ‘heck’ i want, too!”

[slimestery-burns]

“I guess so!! Hoo hoo! ultimately, dont do what I do though! but go have some fun!!”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“YAY!!”

“What should i do first?!”

[slimestery-burns]

“Ooohoohoo! Dont just wonder, do it!”

“Yknow, we’re unstoppable slime creatures that have no reason to exist! so whos stopping you from doing whatever you want!”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“But.. i can’t think of anything to do..”

“Maybe.. you can help me with an idea?”

[slimestery-burns]

“Rob a bank, prank someone….or kill them.”

“…Ok, no, maybe its something I would only do.”

“Lets start with something more heartwarming, and harmless. maybe go prank someone. like hmm….freddy! don’t you have a freddy you could prank?”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“Freddy?”

“..I-i lost my freddy.. i can’t find him..”

[slimestery-burns]

“HOO! Oh! I apologize!!…”

*Huh. He actually felt guilty for saying that. thats new…he quickly changes the subject, however*

“Alright, how about…a prank on…some one else you know…”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“Well, i know someone,, named Syrus?” 

“Maybe we can prank him!!”

[slimestery-burns]

“…syrus…?”

“…” *He stopped. thinking for a moment. he isnt really good with remembering people.*

“That old maaaaan? I mean. I dunno. hoo. I never pulled pranks on him so I dont know how thats going to go. but we can try!…”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“Yeah!! I have an idea of what we could do too!”

“Let me just go get the stuff we need!”

He walked off, leaving a trail behind him. ick.

[slimestery-burns]

“Hoo. Well alright, cow…Ill come with...” *He followed closely behind him*

[slimestery-burns]

"Hello!!" He has. approached Mr. Slimestery. what a small little man... (@ask-slimey-kao)

“...Tiny. Small. short....what the hee?”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“Is being short...bad?”

[slimestery-burns]

"...No. But. I've just never seen something that looks so like me in texture...that...looks so small..."

[ask-slimey-kao]

“Oh! Well i tend to stay away from sugar.. and last time some meanie meanie people put salt on me..”

[slimestery-burns]

“Oh? Really now? a shame, really. sugar tastes oh-so good to me! but I understand, since I get the same treatment...”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“Though i would like to be bigger!”

“I get picked on for my size fa-a-ar to often.”

[slimestery-burns]

“Well! Do what I do! Eat sugar! Or...hoo, whatever kind of product that contains high amounts of sugar!”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“Do you have some i could borrow?”

[slimestery-burns]

“Well no. I usually just steal some from stores...hoo...”

“I mean, someone might give you something! who knows!”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“Oh!”

“Isn’t stealing bad..?”

[slimestery-burns]

“...”

“Listen. Just...dont do what I do, alright?”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“But you’re supposed to be a role-model to me? I think that’s what... someone said..”

He didn’t seem to remember what this person’s name was.

[slimestery-burns]

“Role....model...?”

*He paused for a moment. seemingly freezing his body entirely before talking again*

“Look, friend cow, I dont know who said that, Im flattered of course but I just do whatever the heck I want, for the most part...”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“That means i can do whatever the ‘heck’ i want, too!”

[slimestery-burns]

“I guess so!! Hoo hoo! ultimately, dont do what I do though! but go have some fun!!”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“YAY!!”

“What should i do first?!”

[slimestery-burns]

“Ooohoohoo! Dont just wonder, do it!”

“Yknow, we’re unstoppable slime creatures that have no reason to exist! so whos stopping you from doing whatever you want!”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“But.. i can’t think of anything to do..”

“Maybe.. you can help me with an idea?”

[slimestery-burns]

“Rob a bank, prank someone....or kill them.”

“...Ok, no, maybe its something I would only do.”

“Lets start with something more heartwarming, and harmless. maybe go prank someone. like hmm....freddy! don’t you have a freddy you could prank?”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“Freddy?”

“..I-i lost my freddy.. i can’t find him..”

[slimestery-burns]

“HOO! Oh! I apologize!!...”

*Huh. He actually felt guilty for saying that. thats new...he quickly changes the subject, however*

“Alright, how about...a prank on...some one else you know...”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“Well, i know someone,, named Syrus?” 

“Maybe we can prank him!!”

[slimestery-burns]

“...syrus...?”

“...” *He stopped. thinking for a moment. he isnt really good with remembering people.*

“That old maaaaan? I mean. I dunno. hoo. I never pulled pranks on him so I dont know how thats going to go. but we can try!...”

[slimestery-burns]

"Hello!!" He has. approached Mr. Slimestery. what a small little man... (@ask-slimey-kao)

“...Tiny. Small. short....what the hee?”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“Is being short...bad?”

[slimestery-burns]

"...No. But. I've just never seen something that looks so like me in texture...that...looks so small..."

[ask-slimey-kao]

“Oh! Well i tend to stay away from sugar.. and last time some meanie meanie people put salt on me..”

[slimestery-burns]

“Oh? Really now? a shame, really. sugar tastes oh-so good to me! but I understand, since I get the same treatment...”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“Though i would like to be bigger!”

“I get picked on for my size fa-a-ar to often.”

[slimestery-burns]

“Well! Do what I do! Eat sugar! Or...hoo, whatever kind of product that contains high amounts of sugar!”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“Do you have some i could borrow?”

[slimestery-burns]

“Well no. I usually just steal some from stores...hoo...”

“I mean, someone might give you something! who knows!”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“Oh!”

“Isn’t stealing bad..?”

[slimestery-burns]

“...”

“Listen. Just...dont do what I do, alright?”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“But you’re supposed to be a role-model to me? I think that’s what... someone said..”

He didn’t seem to remember what this person’s name was.

[slimestery-burns]

“Role....model...?”

*He paused for a moment. seemingly freezing his body entirely before talking again*

“Look, friend cow, I dont know who said that, Im flattered of course but I just do whatever the heck I want, for the most part...”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“That means i can do whatever the ‘heck’ i want, too!”

[slimestery-burns]

“I guess so!! Hoo hoo! ultimately, dont do what I do though! but go have some fun!!”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“YAY!!”

“What should i do first?!”

[slimestery-burns]

“Ooohoohoo! Dont just wonder, do it!”

“Yknow, we’re unstoppable slime creatures that have no reason to exist! so whos stopping you from doing whatever you want!”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“But.. i can’t think of anything to do..”

“Maybe.. you can help me with an idea?”

[slimestery-burns]

“Rob a bank, prank someone....or kill them.”

“...Ok, no, maybe its something I would only do.”

“Lets start with something more heartwarming, and harmless. maybe go prank someone. like hmm....freddy! don’t you have a freddy you could prank?”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“Freddy?”

“..I-i lost my freddy.. i can’t find him..”

[slimestery-burns]

“HOO! Oh! I apologize!!...”

*Huh. He actually felt guilty for saying that. thats new...he quickly changes the subject, however*

“Alright, how about...a prank on...some one else you know...”

[slimestery-burns]

"Hello!!" He has. approached Mr. Slimestery. what a small little man... (@ask-slimey-kao)

“...Tiny. Small. short....what the hee?”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“Is being short...bad?”

[slimestery-burns]

"...No. But. I've just never seen something that looks so like me in texture...that...looks so small..."

[ask-slimey-kao]

“Oh! Well i tend to stay away from sugar.. and last time some meanie meanie people put salt on me..”

[slimestery-burns]

“Oh? Really now? a shame, really. sugar tastes oh-so good to me! but I understand, since I get the same treatment...”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“Though i would like to be bigger!”

“I get picked on for my size fa-a-ar to often.”

[slimestery-burns]

“Well! Do what I do! Eat sugar! Or...hoo, whatever kind of product that contains high amounts of sugar!”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“Do you have some i could borrow?”

[slimestery-burns]

“Well no. I usually just steal some from stores...hoo...”

“I mean, someone might give you something! who knows!”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“Oh!”

“Isn’t stealing bad..?”

[slimestery-burns]

“...”

“Listen. Just...dont do what I do, alright?”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“But you’re supposed to be a role-model to me? I think that’s what... someone said..”

He didn’t seem to remember what this person’s name was.

[slimestery-burns]

“Role....model...?”

*He paused for a moment. seemingly freezing his body entirely before talking again*

“Look, friend cow, I dont know who said that, Im flattered of course but I just do whatever the heck I want, for the most part...”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“That means i can do whatever the ‘heck’ i want, too!”

[slimestery-burns]

“I guess so!! Hoo hoo! ultimately, dont do what I do though! but go have some fun!!”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“YAY!!”

“What should i do first?!”

[slimestery-burns]

“Ooohoohoo! Dont just wonder, do it!”

“Yknow, we’re unstoppable slime creatures that have no reason to exist! so whos stopping you from doing whatever you want!”

[ask-slimey-kao]

“But.. i can’t think of anything to do..”

“Maybe.. you can help me with an idea?”

[slimestery-burns]

“Rob a bank, prank someone....or kill them.”

“...Ok, no, maybe its something I would only do.”

“Lets start with something more heartwarming, and harmless. maybe go prank someone. like hmm....freddy! don’t you have a freddy you could prank?”