☢️Hi, Im Toxic☣️

💉I Wanna Fucking Die🔪 🖤i’m theirs 🖤 19

[convincedcaptive]

“He turned me into an object and I turned him into a god. How sick is that?”

— (via paintdeath)

[depresseddisneyprincess]

[radicalgraff]

“If you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means necessary. I ain’t giving up. I swear.” 

Spotted in Clackamas, Oregon

[anarchopuppy]

I can’t stop thinking about this message, so I spent a while trying to isolate just the writing and make it transparent. I might order a shirt with it

Whoever in Clackamas wrote this message on their bus stop, I love you

[slipperyslideyday]

[ if you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means necessary.  I ain’t giving up. I swear. end caption ]  

[butwhydoidothistomyself]

No, I’m not crying. I need a shirt too.

[dailysapphiclyrics]

PVRIS- Good to Be Alive

[love]

You’re home. (via pinterest)

[heavensghost]

[fairylilies]

hmmmmmmmmmmm suicide

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

[recycled-soul-deactivated201401]

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

[riskpig]

WHAT?

[endangeredslug-deactivated20170]

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

[riskpig]

WHAT?????

[thegrimmlovely]

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

[willowofthehearth]

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

[mayothefirst]

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

[eattherich73]

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

[smooththegoofyshark]

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

[jehovahhthickness]

This is very true lol

[bundibird]

Yo what the f u c k

[safifonhasstrel]

[archangeltwins]

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

[thesaltofcarthage]

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

What the fuck

[gotterhag]

[panomoly]

i-

….thank you tumblr??

[stankpasta]

hm. 

[krystal-prisms]

I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

[tikixreblogs]

Um??? I’m reblogging this??? This can save a life??

[yorunokatana]

What???? Is????? Going????? On???????

[anasoup-deactivated20210606]

..reblog pls

[heavensghost]

[i-will-recover-tomorrow]

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[lestautism]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[butwhydoidothistomyself]

me: I had a good time today

brain: okay but did they?

me: yeah they even said so

brain: but what if they're lying?

me: oh shit ur right

brain: I bet they hate you too

me: oh no

[butwhydoidothistomyself]

someone: are you okay?

me: :)

someone: is that a yes?

me: :)

[theconsofbeingawallweed]

I am a plague, a virus, an unwanted parasite. I am a leech. A bloodsucking drain on all those around me. I do not deserve what I have. I am unfit for human socialization. I apologize for my existence.

[stupidfuckinghufflepuff-blog]

can someone get me a razor that actually fucking works

[cutedatesuggestions]

cute date idea

we buy hot chocolate that tastes terrible but will keep our hands warm. you walk next to me in the snow and i am so cold my nose turns red. then you kiss me and it tastes like peppermint and i am so content, i am unbothered by the weather around us.

[aa-siya]