[inkskinned]

Obsessed with the old lady in the store I overheard say, "Well, you know me. I can't resist a gnome"

[cognitohazardous]

me: hmm time to google something

google every time: can i PLEASE have your location PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺 I need to know where you live so BAD 😫😫😫😫 Where do you fucking from?????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩

[thenatsdorf]

[myunrealisticfiction]

He got mad as helllll

[robotlyra]

Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a feeling that extends into the animal kingdom

[celestialhatter]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[takiki16]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

*click*

AAAAA-

[owlsounds]

Sharing for delight

[dappourock]

guy who says "it's okay im reclaiming it" when you tell him not to take the lord's name in vain

[fishgummy]

[funnytwittertweets]

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

[assiraphales]

I love that heidi klum, international super model and tv personality, was like “I’m going to be a worm for halloween” and went for the most horrifying hyper realistic version possible and was quoted saying (in said worm outfit) ‘I want to put a smile on peoples faces’. ma’am I am gagging but I love that for u

[assiraphales]

she embodied it

[radicalgraff]

"There are boys with vulvas, girls with penises, and transphobes without teeth"

Spanish graffiti spotted in Rome

[yourfavisgreenmansexual]

The Jibblies Painting/The Rocoulm from Homestar Runner is Greenmansexual! He is in a loving relationship with The Goblin!

Happy Halloween!

[aeaeaexxzd]

this makes me want to throw up and cry and scream and punch a wall

[stars-bean]

That ’70s Show (1998 - 2006) - “Too Old to Trick or Treat, Too Young to Die”

[weepingwitch]

it’s easy to boycott many products and services if you don’t have money for them in the first place

[weepingwitch]

patting myself on the back for making it through another day of not purchasing a Tesla because of my strong ideological commitments

[deadeyesopened]

collection

[redshifting]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

If you're white and have "dreadlocks" you're automatically ugly. I don't make the rules.