A mass of contradictions

But you're not what you thought you were / ENTJ Luke 6:21

[liva148]

Do you remember someone called I am kicky/I am haribo/rachie from it (club penguin)

yes but I more specifically remember her from the Team Gold/Club Penguin army/Xat chat world of CP y'know?

[liva148]

Did you used to play club penguin like 10 years ago

more like 15 but yes

[leolaroot]

heh.... he doesn't know about .. my Instant Pounding Headache technique....! *stands up too fast* *screams in agony*

[catchymemes]

[strawberrymilkyy]

i hope u all know that when i put a little space before the question mark at the end of a sentence i am tilting my head at u like a dog

[itslookingback]

[huffylemon]

[headspace-hotel]

i don't think chess sets be like

[slightlydraconic]

I'm so sorry but

yeah

[dingdongyouarewrong]

for some reason this post but SPECIFICALLY "one must flip a light switch whenst in the dark" haunts my brain

[shy-lian]

[ayeforscotland]

I’ve been in absolute tears cry laughing at this for the past 15 minutes.

[breya-etherium-shaper]

*multiplies you by 1*

Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred

[headspace-hotel]

I'm thinking about this post and i have decided that it is one of those things that is a poem in some undefinable way

[deadbutbetter]

Sometimes I prayed so hard for God to materialize at the foot of my bed it would start to happen; then I’d beg it to stop, and it would.

Marie Howe. Buying the Baby in “What The Living Do”

[thememedaddy]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

moms are like Btw want to hear about this local news story that will make you fear for your life before you go out

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

true crime podcasters have NOTHING on paranoid moms

[justsomeguycore]

also while i’m ranting about gender i always see debate about whether girls are rewarded for being tomboys or not and it’s like. actually girls are rewarded for mirroring whatever the situation demands of them. girls can’t be too prissy and refuse to play in the creek, but girls also can’t show up to girly events covered in mud. girls can’t have makeup art as a hobby or else they’re superficial, but if they never wear makeup they’re a slob and dumpy, etc. it’s not that girls are universally rewarded or punished for being tomboys, they’re rewarded for bending over backwards to always be exactly right for any given situation and punished for breaking those boundaries. so yes a classically pretty girl who cleans up nice is rewarded when she can ALSO be a tomboy. but a girl who is a tomboy all the time is definitely punished for never being able to achieve that prerequisite feminine side. this debate is over now thanks

[gibberishquestion]

[leerings]

[normal-horoscopes]

Pregnant woman: eats rabbit

Rabbit soul staring at developing baby: This is where the fun begins

Baby a few years later: Has weird eyes and scampers

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