hulk, smash

Sloane Jacobs. 20. Human; Familiar. Claimed. I'm kind of like the hulk, when I get angry you cant stop me. And people get hurt. I kind of hate myself for it. “Sometimes suffering is just suffering,. . .It doesn't make you stronger. It doesn't build character. It only hurts.” - Kate Jacobs

[mollysayhello]

Phoebe Tonkin on We Heart It.

[lilygrovern]

Just show your boobs a little and you can do it already.

Shouldn’t yyou be excited about fuckig the coffee shop dude?

[sloanejacobs-blog]

Gross.. Showing some random skeavy guy my boobs?

Wha-- No! No, we are not, not fucking.. I don't even think he's interested.. Not that I am either..

[lilygrovern]

[sloanejacobs-blog]

Guess who's one year away from being able to buy her own booze? Me. I'm very excited.

[iangrovern-blog]

That’s because I just saved my head. It’s hot as fuck out here.

[sloanejacobs-blog]

You're hot as fuck? Look at all this I've got! She picked up a fistful of her own thick hair. 

It's still douchey though.

[iangrovern-blog]

Please, Captain Canuck wishes his hair was as good as mine.

[sloanejacobs-blog]

What is there to wish for there's barely an inch on your head!

[iangrovern-blog]

Miley Cyrus called, she wants her jank attitude back.

[sloanejacobs-blog]

Justin Bieber called, he wants his douchey haircut back.

[themyscirandiana-blog]

Um… I um, I only just got here.

[sloanejacobs-blog]

And I care.. Why?

[ninasdobrev-blog]

[williamturner]

[seinfeldia]

[princesconsuela]

[sloanejacobs-blog]

the best scene 

[komfortable]

Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?

Me: Estoy bitchin’

[wholetjackdrive]

Visit Original Link

This Is Gospel - Panic! At the Disco; The left ear is the official album version, while the right ear is the official piano version.

Listen to more of my stuff here.

Download it here.

[sloanejacobs-blog]

[text; wrong number -- from Ryne] Lily, can’t keep sexting me when I'm working out. The only thing that should be getting my blood flowing is weight training!

[text — Ryne] LOOK AT WHO YOU’RE SENDING THINGS TO GODDAMMIT. I didn’t want to know that, nor did I need to. Ugh.

[sloanejacobs-blog]

I guess I'm officially 20.

[bellelinnington-deactivated2014]

Hmm, well, I’m not one to share things, so if you could just guide me to the liquor store, that would be excellent. 

[sloanejacobs-blog]

Take a left out here, walk all the way down the street, take a right and then your first left. Should be right there. Sloane explained lazily, resting her head on the arm rest of the couch, specifically not showing the woman she was really leading out towards the woods.

[notjohn-lennon-blog]

Someone doesn’t seem to be happy. You alright there?

[sloanejacobs-blog]

If I don't seem happy, do you think I'm alright? But yes, I'm fine.