Fuck it up, Buttercup

shannon•25•married•I really like snails

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

naruto’s silence on abortion is deafening

[lithiumhydroxide]

[speedlimit15]

i think if your account has existed on this site for a certain number of years you should be grandfathered into ad free browsing. a decade seems reasonable like if you signed up in 2012 or prior you have tenure

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

Were you a victim of the Mishapocalypse? You might be entitled to compensation

[cryptotheism]

Me: "If I was writing a sequel to the 2013 animated film "Turbo" I would include a cameo character for Eminem who is a snail named "Slime Shady""

My Guardian Angel: [smiles and adds another thread that connects me directly to god]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Kitten ill be completely honest daddy is a fucking mess right now

[cryptotheism]

Oh fuck dude, you smoked that weed? That's the forever weed. The weed that makes you high forever. Hope you're having a good time because it's permanent. Also I hope it's okay, but I just invited 100 people over, and if they find out you're high you're FUCKED.

[second-impact]

[inscentra]

when a fan whispered a compliment to Key

[commiebyg]

bap not understanding white ppl

[photografya-deactivated20230917]

[sustancy]

[sustancy]

[swampbitch666]

one from the vaults

[transmascfrankiero]

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[slowandanxious]

I forgot how to work this app lmao

So. Life updates and my literal waifu.

[slowandanxious]

Guess who’s back. Back again. Twitter sucks. Tell a friend.

[bakwaaas]

pasta ❤️