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still don't know how to use this stupid site

[slowlystupendousdelusion]

Okay so I'm grateful for being such an uneasy sleeper that small sounds wake me up if it helps me keep people safe but why can I do that but then sometimes need people to repeat themselves multiple times to understand them during my waking hours?

[slowlystupendousdelusion]

I think they should have to do the match analysis whilst doing the macarena if it's that loud in the background

[slowlystupendousdelusion]

I'm so disappointed with the Muppets somehow

[theleila]

Y’all. Absolutely no offense to Matt Damon but no one needs that pasty Boston boy playing Odysseus. You know who we need? Jason Mantzoukas.

[slowlystupendousdelusion]

Oh I'm so pleased for Saka there 💓

[slowlystupendousdelusion]

Is that goal on the left downhill or something? 😅

[slowlystupendousdelusion]

Where are those Saka unicorn floatie pics when you need them?

[slowlystupendousdelusion]

Was just about to bitch about the England line up but I'll take it back now

[kylieminvogue]

"WALL-E" 2008, dir. Andrew Stanton

[slowlystupendousdelusion]

Interestingly, the Donmar is now stocking Tunnocks on their bar which is a) a bit of a bizarre choice for theatre snacking and b) a couple of years too late for a thematic pairing with Macbeth

[birdplushie]

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

[literatemisfit]

First look at David in Time season 3, to be released later this year

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[slowlystupendousdelusion]

Was asking my dad what was going on with Declan Rice's weird shorts situation and apparently it's a signal to indicate what set play they're intending to do 🤯

[xanaphiia]

damn over a thousand years of waiting for arthur to return really took a toll on merlin

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

instead of killing characters off at random for shock value, may i propose a hip new trend: keeping characters alive at random for shock value. by all logic, this character should be dead. there’s no possible explanation for how they continue to shuffle ‘round this mortal coil. maybe we literally saw them die onscreen back in the passe era of shock value deaths. and yet, there they are. alive before our eyeballs.

[vetchtibbles]

I think I’m falling behind in pop culture can we stop writing books and making movies until I catch up. something crazy is about to happen to gilgamesh