frick u

i rly like monsters, cute stuff, and squids

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[funkmclovin]

$30 is the new $5 but $100 is still $100 #Fucked

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I really hated this girl in my class and we kept exchanging notes with various threats of violence on them but then on a Zoom call I saw that she kept a bunch of them pinned on her wall with little hearts around them and I got the biggest crush on her after that.

[glowingemberz]

Not again. Reread OPs name

[virtualgirladvance]

no shut up let me believe please i need this

[thyrell]

(no beers in) i could really go for a beer right now

[thyrell]

(two beers in) mmmm (slaps my belly) i could use another beer right now

[thyrell]

(five beers in) (attacking strangers) (frightened animal backed into a corner) (blood stains the cracks in the pavement) (mothers wait for sons who will never come home) (flags rest still at the bottom of their poles) (the birds are silent and the wind does not blow) (there are no clouds in the sky) (there is no more water in the well)

[ratgirlcock]

trans person excited about their second puberty: “it's like I'm back in school but without the bullying this time”

their older sister, so hard she can barely stand: “i can change that”

[nahtahclu]

The social anxiety -> exhibitionism pipeline is vastly underrated.

[hungwy]

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

[hungwy]

[gaytanic-panic]

this is that night One Direction sang about in Best Song Ever

[cydcircle]

Peridot..lapis....lapidot💚🟩🌱

[depsidase]

[pankendev]

the generational divide marches on. i have never jerked off to playboy bunnies. and i will never jerk off to roblox porn

[pankendev]

"there's roblox porn????" this website really is a millennial safe space

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Well maybe you're having an "epidemic of mental illness" because your society sucks and systematically breaks people did you ever think about that

[depsidase]

[gattsuchan]

[puppybong]

so nice you see him twice

[flipchild]

Wow... Bad ass...

[flipchild]

Seriously badass and awesome 💗

[depsidase]

[parkchanwoohoo]

The facial expressions of everyone trying not to lose it are killing me

[gunsandfireandshit]

This is painfully American

[dirtbaby2016]

Americans be like it is totally normal for an entire stadium (including military members) to stand at attention while a fast food clown mascot sings the national anthem

[unstablebill]

when we say "it is functionally impossible to parody Americans in a way that will actually insult them" this is the sort of thing you're up against. is your sick burn funnier than corporation burger clown sing national anthem baseball game? no?? of course it isn't.

[mellifexfarm]

behold my ugly

[waywardwarren]

I painted your ugly