shitty in pink

i’m a self-aggrandizing whore with daddy issues, and my vagina has teeth

[slugpussy]

my top 5 careers:

clown

oracle

evil librarian

nun

sacrificial lamb

[beesmygod]

unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades

[beesmygod]

this one is SOOOO  good thank for you sharing. im going to be thinking about po’s honda civic too now

[hauntedchronicler]

this line from a wolfstar smutfic on ff.net has haunted my every waking thought since 2007

[do-you-have-a-flag]

this is one i only read as recently as 2017 but it’s from a 1999 star trek fic and it’s so good

[darkprincecait]

There was an absolutely terrible Tokyo Mew Mew fic I read circa 2006 that gave me “Ichigo was going to Cafe Mew Mew, but also to have some lesbian sex” and “It was like walking on air, only without the falling!” to describe said lesbian sex, and both have forever entered my vocabulary

[389]

[winged-thinged]

Look, we joke a lot, but really, "you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you'd better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity" is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people

[segamascott]

[year2000electronics]

[targetedknowledge]

[l-ultimo-squalo]

Digital painting by Cassie Allis

[female2004]

[tranitron]

smoking my Bigarette

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[papidehasbi]

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[reggiemess]

[messygoku]

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[quasi-normalcy]

I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

[quasi-normalcy]

#for real tho! their gender is their business but class struggle is everyone’s business

[okthatsgreat]

anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks

[captain-price-returns]

This appears to be the president’s "proof" that vandals are sabotaging the Reflecting Pool.

[umarell]