Slujj

The great ooze of arcana

[slujj-the-ooze]

I am slujj

tftsd rp blog!!

infinights dni /silly

[slujj-the-ooze]

Do you watch asmr slime videos?

I don't need to.

if I want the satisfaction, I can just pick up an amnoozia and squeesh

[slujj-the-ooze]

reminder my askbox is open

[the-shaddo-queen]

Hey guys, since a lot of you have been asking how I get my hair to looks so fabulous, I thought I'd share my secret! 💜💜

Here are the steps I take when washing my hair:

1. Don't use the random 15 in 1 shampoo you found at a thrift store! Personally, I use my favourite sha

Wait. Post cancelled.

Why. Is my shampoo bottle. Almost empty? 🙂🙂

...

@the-crimson-king-entropa @slujj-the-ooze @quadron-and-the-quadron-squadron WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS DRANK ALL OF MY SHAMPOO.

[quadron-and-the-quadron-squadron]

wasn‘t me ::/

[slujj-the-ooze]

uuuuuum

[the-shaddo-queen]

Slujj, dear.

...

do you KNOW how annoying it is to realize that you are out of shampoo when you've already started washing your hair, so now you've just made your hair worse because now it's wet and you just have to let it dry because you have NO SHAMPOO but when it dries it just looks way worse and you have to straighten it all because it curls up in an ugly way and you are NOT going to buy shampoo looking ugly, just to do this process again in a bit because you did not actually wash your hair and it's still terrible.

Sigh.

Please just tell me next time, we can go and buy you a separate bottle.

[slujj-the-ooze]

I don't have hair and don't shower

[the-shaddo-queen]

This is why I specified "drank" all of my shampoo. I know that y'all are bald.

[slujj-the-ooze]

well you were asking if I knew how it felt to have no shampoo after you started washing and no I dont.

[the-shaddo-queen]

Hey guys, since a lot of you have been asking how I get my hair to looks so fabulous, I thought I'd share my secret! 💜💜

Here are the steps I take when washing my hair:

1. Don't use the random 15 in 1 shampoo you found at a thrift store! Personally, I use my favourite sha

Wait. Post cancelled.

Why. Is my shampoo bottle. Almost empty? 🙂🙂

...

@the-crimson-king-entropa @slujj-the-ooze @quadron-and-the-quadron-squadron WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS DRANK ALL OF MY SHAMPOO.

[quadron-and-the-quadron-squadron]

wasn‘t me ::/

[slujj-the-ooze]

uuuuuum

[the-shaddo-queen]

Slujj, dear.

...

do you KNOW how annoying it is to realize that you are out of shampoo when you've already started washing your hair, so now you've just made your hair worse because now it's wet and you just have to let it dry because you have NO SHAMPOO but when it dries it just looks way worse and you have to straighten it all because it curls up in an ugly way and you are NOT going to buy shampoo looking ugly, just to do this process again in a bit because you did not actually wash your hair and it's still terrible.

Sigh.

Please just tell me next time, we can go and buy you a separate bottle.

[slujj-the-ooze]

I don't have hair and don't shower

[suspicious-screech-owl]

no iPad so on phone lol enjoy this poorly drawn templete

The little Entropa is my favorite lol

[suspicious-screech-owl]

@the-crimson-king-entropa accurate?

[the-crimson-king-entropa]

I suppose so? Can't really use bath products if they fall right through me. (I FEEL LIKE WE'RE ALL FORGETTING THAT I'M MADE OF MIST.)

[suspicious-screech-owl]

Oh true

wait mist is mostly water

is it like showering w/blood or skin for you then?

[the-crimson-king-entropa]

Of course not, thats not even simi-

...

I don't want to think about this.

[the-shaddo-queen]

Personally I do shower with the blood of my enemies by the way 🩸✌️. (And allies but that's done consensually therefore not evil so that's a different topic.)

[slujj-the-ooze]

I would probably melt. I am mostly made of water

[the-shaddo-queen]

Hey guys, since a lot of you have been asking how I get my hair to looks so fabulous, I thought I'd share my secret! 💜💜

Here are the steps I take when washing my hair:

1. Don't use the random 15 in 1 shampoo you found at a thrift store! Personally, I use my favourite sha

Wait. Post cancelled.

Why. Is my shampoo bottle. Almost empty? 🙂🙂

...

@the-crimson-king-entropa @slujj-the-ooze @quadron-and-the-quadron-squadron WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS DRANK ALL OF MY SHAMPOO.

[quadron-and-the-quadron-squadron]

wasn‘t me ::/

[slujj-the-ooze]

uuuuuum

[elleve-theamender]

Why is almost everyone here a... morally dubious individual..

[the-crimson-king-entropa]

This feels targeted :/

[slujj-the-ooze]

What do you mean? I am completely morally good.

[slujj-the-ooze]

Can you do a backflip and if so how awesomely and if not have you ever tried this is for research purposes

I have never tried something so frivolous as a back flip. (I realy haven't eaten anyone who knows how) I am also not the smallest most of the time so, that doesn't help.

[slujj-the-ooze]

I have awoken from my slumber

[slujj-the-ooze]

Slujj you're my favorite :)

awwww thanks. You are my favorite too anon (I probably wouldn't kill you if I knew who you were)

[the-crimson-king-entropa]

Do you ever think about the fact that we essentially have matching usernames. King and queen 👀

I never noticed, but now that I think of it, all we're missing are matching profile pictures ❤

[the-shaddo-queen]

That'd be lovely. 💜💜💜

OOC:

YO GUYS art collab for matching pfps mayhaps??? @quadron-and-the-quadron-squadron @slujj-the-ooze

[slujj-the-ooze]

I would love that

[the-crimson-king-entropa]

What do you think of Bart kind of being a father figure to Gum Gum?

What do you think of Hugh Männer?(and his whole thing with Inku?)

Ugh, Bart. What an utter fool. He treats Gum Gum like he's a baby and gets him into more danger than I do. Not to mention those lullabies he sings to him, I don't see the appeal.

Hugh and Inku are a strange pair to say the least. If I'm being honest, I don't want to know what they get up to when I'm not around... (I'd say more about them but Inku follows my account 😔)

[the-shaddo-queen]

EXCUSE me? Why am I just seeing this. What about me and Hugh, Entropa? 🤨

I will not take kindly to any slander!

[the-crimson-king-entropa]

HAHA, NOTHING. JUST FRIENDLY BANTER!

(This is why I cant say anything, @suspicious-screech-owl)

[slujj-the-ooze]

okay no offense inku...but I get what you are saying entropa

[slujj-the-ooze]

Out of all the tetragogues, who do you think hates children the most?

You have 2 skulls in your head (forming eyes) Who’s skulls are those? (I’m assuming one was yours???)

I think quadron hates children the most. The other skull came from my dearly deceased mother. I RIPPED IT OUT OF HER WRECHED HEAD. Sorry caps lock

[gaypotatoman]

Blrrble grrble tuesday!!

Who is your favorite tetregouge

entropa

inku

Slujj

Quadron

Voting ended onAug 8, 2025

And if you want reblog with propaganda

[suspicious-screech-owl]

Poor sludge man

Though I love Inku (she’s so fun)

I voted for Entropa

because. the man won. He had magic, and goddess for a wife, a son, and was regarded highly by all in the realm.

And then he just kind of threw it all away

I find that so funny

[slujj-the-ooze]

:(

[slujj-the-ooze]

cmon guys I'm awesome

[gaypotatoman]

Blrrble grrble tuesday!!

Who is your favorite tetregouge

entropa

inku

Slujj

Quadron

Voting ended onAug 8, 2025

And if you want reblog with propaganda

[suspicious-screech-owl]

Poor sludge man

Though I love Inku (she’s so fun)

I voted for Entropa

because. the man won. He had magic, and goddess for a wife, a son, and was regarded highly by all in the realm.

And then he just kind of threw it all away

I find that so funny

[slujj-the-ooze]

:(

[faery-wizard]

Aha, heroes! While you were building your LAME and PATHETIC found family I was building a COOL and EVIL found family!! AND WE ALL WEAR EYESHADOW!!

[the-crimson-king-entropa]

Real

[slujj-the-ooze]

so real

[the-shaddo-queen]

Slujj I don't think you wear eyeshadow.

[slujj-the-ooze]

I could! I can't think of how but I could!

[slujj-the-ooze]

quadron doesn't either. Only you two. @quadron-and-the-quadron-squadron