ceo of knightfucking

valentine | xe/xem | 22 | 18+ blog | switch | hard and soft kinks 💕 i post about fucking knights a lot

[slutforpaladins]

hi!! this account has gotten bigger than i ever thought it would so it’s time for a formal introduction i think :)

i’m valentine or val or your highness (xe/xem), an agender femme lesbian. this blog is mostly dedicated to my love of knights but i write/post about a variety of hard and soft kinks, and despite my identity i usually write my concepts as gender neutral as possible (except for my butchfemme posting) and are welcome to be reblogged by anyone! my inbox/messages are open and i don’t mind chatting or platonic/unserious flirting but i do have a lovely partner and am not looking for anything more than friends (however if you’ve ever gotten off scrolling through my blog you’re legally obligated to tell me)

i frequently write and post about the following:

• royalty/knight kinks

• butchfemme dynamics

• medfet/experimentation kinks

• angel/blasphemy kinks

• monsterfucking (usually werewolves and vampires)

and a general tw for CNC, intox, and occasional gore

my original concepts are usually tagged #jay don’t look, as my partner is not allowed to look at them or perceive me in any way /j

hope y’all enjoy <3

[usurperbait]

all princesses need to be fucked.

militant conqueror princess being bent over her stupid war table and railed until she can’t even try to resist.

fancy fashion princess having her frilly dress ripped off of her before she gets picked up and played with.

delicate academic princess getting fucked harder and harder until she can’t concentrate on her reading and just has to moan whorishly and beg the top to fuck her harder.

all princesses deserve to be fucked 🩷

[mielonthemoon]

Sometimes I’m too noisy but it’s hard when your knight is very skilled at making me feel good-

“shhh your highness, please excuse me,”

and the gauntlets cover my mouth to quiet me further. It would shameful for anyone to hear their royal highness being reduced to such a state after all.

[pawbeanies]

guards !!!! take them to the Dungeon !!! no not the. not the Sex Dungeon. yes. the Regular Dungeon sorry i should've specified

[loreleywrites]

girlknight who looks at her calendar and says "nice!" because of the date and her princess who looks at her calendar and says "yipee another princess gets whatever she wants day!" because that's what's written in every square instead of numbers

[thebutchmessiah]

every time someone says ‘I just don’t understand the point of sucking strap’ an angel dies

[prince4knights]

two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

[t4t-slvttt]

hm. cocky arrogant vampire girl walking straight into a werewolf den thinking she’s about to catch herself a new pet. hardcut to her getting fucked into the ground and passed around the whole pack like the slut she is, scratched up and bitten, collared and muzzled with the very same tools she was going to use on the werewolves. when they’re done, they drag her off deeper in the woods to keep as a pack fucktoy for the rest of her immortal life…

[the-forcemascinator]

haha dude that was an excellent knight kink post. you know you don't have to be useful to be worthy of love, right?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

you don't even really need to creep through palace halls and lurk in dark corners anymore the princesses and knights are always busy doing insane lesbian sex olympics you can just walk right into the treasury and grab whatever you please as long as you leave before they cum

[contemptible-scoundrel]

the thing is it's the same with dragons my buddy and I keep coming back to this one nest and she genuinely can't see us pilfering her shit over the pile of captive princesses. this is like the third time we've done th

EGADS

[talesfromthecrypts]

“They said they wanted a vampire relationship with no age gap”

“No age gap??!?!?”

“And no non-con elements”

“NO NON CON?”

“And no coercion or otherwise manipulative behaviors”

“Joe they want a vampire with NOTHING”

[cali]

this is how they used to have sex back when everyone was smooth down there and when metaphors weighed more than truth or logic

[annoyinglyhornybutch]

i’m possessive but also a big lover of bodily autonomy. so it’s like. wear what i tell you but also you don’t have to and you can do whatever you want. and you’re mine but also you’re a person and don’t belong to anyone. show me your tits but also only if you want you don’t owe me anything.

[blxxxp]

I bet it feels good as hell to be an evil sorceress violating a princess right in front of the knight sworn to protect her. You get to watch the knight fruitlessly strain against her eldritch restraints as you etch a lust seal into her charges flesh, that's gotta feel great.

[flattopfucker]

we need more butch forcemasc and I personally am here to fill the niche

[daughtxr-of-lilith]

A centuries-old Vampire Mistress, a powerful creature, the one who decides when the night begins and ends... and her new darling pet: a newly turned vamp, still clumsy with immortality, too eager to please and fangs itching to sink into soft flesh. She keeps him close, teaching him restraint with a single look, a slow finger under his chin, and a gentle "not yet, pup."

Feeding is ritual; he's learning to take only sips, to savor instead of devour. Every time he trembles or tries to rush, she scolds him and waits until he asks properly while holding his jaw. Pleasure follows the same rule. She lets him worship between her legs for hours if she wants, praising the way he listens and the way he aches untouched while she comes apart above him... of course, his own release is a reward after he's proven that he can please her properly~

After all, he's hers to shape, hers to ruin sweetly, and hers to keep forever.

[beefdupbutch-deactivated2025073]

happy pride finger a femme today