United by Blood and Superiority ϟ

You get the idea. We are satirical

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littlesunberry

[slytherinbitches]

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[hogwartslyrics]

[slytherinbitches]

Slytherin

Don’t Rain on My Parade by Barbra Streisand

[hogwartslyrics]

[slytherinbitches]

Slytherin

Take me or leave me by Rent

[slytherinbitches]

Hi?

I love Mulan okay.

And if you're subtly making reference to that fact that we haven't been on here in just over a month. We're working on it. Life got in the way but now I'm going to make a special effort to fill the stupid queue up tonight. All you snakes can that this anon and whoever submitted the words "Imma Slytherin Bitch" which we're not going to publish and keep forever in our asks alongside the anon haters we have <3 

- B

[slytherinbitches]

this is embarrassing.. but i get a free bottle every time someone buys one at mangoaff725(dót)com and these things work better than adderall.. i legit lost 15lbs in 2 weeks.. try them. they seriously work like crazy.

Ohhh, we got one here as well!

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