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tart. dyke. old hag CUNT. i love ontologically evil art. i'm sorry if you followed me because i drew a man once. they are just woman accessories to me.

art tag: tartmakesart

#wow tart isn't that a little sexist would you be okay with an artist saying that about wom--#yes if the titties they draw are fat enough. next question.

between the hours of two to four am you can enter a flow state known only to computers and ants

#rlly wish the entirety of my life didn't train me to be nocturnal #there's like. bears. out here. and a climate made deathly inhospitable w/o the sun.

smartytarty

sometimes i'll make "lol maybe i'm straight" jokes n' there's always some clown that's like "it's ok to be bi :)" and it's like. the joke is that. i could be trans. but thank you for misunderstanding.

smartytarty

"i like operating heavy machinery, wh40k, and fat fuckin' titties. lol. maybe i'm straight 😎"

"it's ok to be bi :)"

girl. from whence in the context did u glean that?????????

#i'm sorry if the winged eyeliner threw u off but idk what 2 tell u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#🤯 <- the sexuality is fluid crowd when ur sexuality could fluidly transfer from woman who likes women to man who likes women #only bisexuals can like 40k and operating heavy machinery #stick to operating heavy machinery and liking melissa etheridge dykes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sometimes i'll make "lol maybe i'm straight" jokes n' there's always some clown that's like "it's ok to be bi :)" and it's like. the joke is that. i could be trans. but thank you for misunderstanding.

#barely even a joke tbh #the only man in my life i'd ever need is me

me, my ipad, and our 397 procreate files rotting away at its storage space n' processing power🥰

#compressed the file but even compressed. . . it's too big. . . gotta put this shit in a SPECIAL CLOUD #and then gotta inter it in the terabyte tomb where it will bit rot slowly #haven't been drawing partially because sad but partially because lol holy SHIT #U BET IT TOOK FOREVER TO EVEN WRANGLE THAT ALL INTO A UNIFIED FILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!#gotta invoke ten thousand passwords to even get it moving but thinking about inputting that many nonsense characters. . . ough. . .#this could be resolved if i bought more storage space on icloud but um. fuck that. it's MY data to entomb!!!!!!!!

northirish

All mutuals who understand my grand vision shall be entombed with me within my mausoleum if I ever happen to die

no thoughts just sunny in the code vein 2 character creator

#might neverrrrr play this game because i did not finish the last one but the cc is cool <3

visual novels n' dating sims geared for women will be like. yes we DO have a female love interest and YES she is the most sexless looking woman u could ever conjure in ur mind's eye and NO she does NOT have a personality!!! UR WELCOME!!!

#maybe female characters made in a genre about finding ppl fuckable should be....fuckable....#they don't even give fully dressed femme camp. like. they don't even make them tacky. negative cunt.#they'll be a roster beside five men with the deepest v cut shirts and the fattest tits you've ever seen.#what's she got? no tits. no thighs. not even a bit of a midriff. boring accessories. mid color palette. coworker core #nary a butch in sight.#anyway if ur gonna hire an artist to design a female LI then they should baseline be attracted to women #and be able to articulate what makes them sexy #there's a reason why girlies are still writing mercyxmoira omegaverse smut in 2026. jussayin.#actually don't fact check that. i might be lying.

raelemond

treating your own characters badly is problematic? back in my day if we were mildly inconvenienced on the way to work we'd vivisect them for the stress relief

#and we still do!!!!!!!!!!!

a(nother) sketch comp

#lol have nooooot been good!!#things are still dystopian in the state if u can believe it!!#the sociopolitical situation will get bad n' women will start drawin' furries to cope #anyway the ONE colored pic was an experiment but...i didn't like it #shading is just one of those things i enjoy in other ppl's art #been sporadically writing in lieu of finishin' art but that's not rlly somethin' u can WIP post about #mostly been bedrotting but that's fine because it's been so cold the trees have started exploding LOL

why did beatrice summon the twin towers

#i hate the anime battles in this stupid story so much sdkfhsdafdas

force femme this force masc that i'm forcing you into the thunderdome

piss guy patronizes his local dungeon and gets peed on by mistress piss who later goes on twitter and expresses her open support of the fascist party. piss guy, fearful of social judgment and wanting to prove he, like mistress piss' vocal decriers, is also without sin, goes on substack and posts his twelve page essay on why it’s good and virtuous to get peed on, and why he will continue to get peed on by mistress piss in particular. in order to read the article you have to pay five dollars, thereby embroiling you into the complicity of piss guy’s financial support of mistress piss.

#hey tart what is this about what is this from #my imagination are you enjoying it

#this game has been a background generator since it came out ok don't look @ me #also my wife n' i share this acct

also tempted to go thru the process of reinstalling the sims 4 n' trying to cobble together dolores' mansion i can take some screenshots of the living room n' try to design a background that i can draw multiple test sprite/CG hybrids in even tho i kno the process will cause the inexorable hand of death to move INCHES closer to my shoulder

#art ideas at a stand still. it is time to learn how to draw BGs #unfortunately the game is a timesink but so is relearning blender #feels like i had a ton of ideas and crashed out for like. . . idk #some personal failing #when it actuality the post holiday fatigue hit me at the same time as current events #which are like. unfortunately going to effect me sooner than is preferable. well. they already are. but in a more profound way #very hard to be a minority where i'm at rn lol like. city ppl truly do not understand how indoctrinated non-city ppl are #it's not everyone but it's more people than anyone w/ the privilege not to be confronted by it on the daily wants to consider!#ok. small vent over. time to agonize about how much of an inconvenience it's gonna be to reinstall origin

possessed of a dark urge to make something cel-shaded w/ clean lines out of pure curiosity.

#it's been well over a decade. . .#u kno like. make a sketch. clean lines OVER the sketch not drawn n' erased w/ it incorperated #multiple layers. clear lines of demarcation between shadows n' stuff #maybe SOME gradient shading w/ some hard edges thrown in...#tried to draw something cool and failed over the course of a week #it put me in a mood so maybe the time to experiment is now #anyway. used to draw like that n' then moved to rlly muddled overblended digital paintings #and then decent digital paintings #and then whatever the fuck this style is now #so it'd be fun to revisit #was gonna say it was the origin point but the origin point was MS paint and my ass is NAWT returning 2 that!!!!!!!!!#not w/o a pen!!!!!!!!!

trapped in the "this doesn't look right" event horizon but these r gestural n' fun

#cw hanging #i guess???#idk #reached a point where it turns out the angle n' pose i'd been thinkin' about is actually rlly bad n' hard to do for the concept #but i'm attached :'(

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