would you fuck this inanimate object?

requests are welcome :0)

[smash-or-pass-objects]

FAQ:

Where do I send requests?

My inbox is the best place to send requests!

2. Will it be anonymous?

Yeah I don't reveal anyone who sends submissions

3. How long will it take for my submission to be posted if I send it in right now?

idk probably more than a week

4. DNI?

This blog is 18+, besides that not much. I'll block who I need to.

5. How many requests can I put in?

Please keep it to three per ask, otherwise some of them may get skipped over.

6. Other blogs!

My general objectum blog is @scionxb

[smash-or-pass-objects]

Not an objectum but there are some objects I would definitely fuck. Look at the statue of Liberty or the Eifel tower, Hell a fucking fence would do too.

Yeah girl it's not objectum unless your balls touch I guess

[yugiohcardsdaily]

[Top Row: Pot of Greed, Pot of Riches, Pot of Generosity Bottom Row: Pot of Benevolence, Pot of Avarice, Pot of Acquisitiveness]

Screw it, which "Pot of" Spell Card is most, for lack of a proper un-crass term, fuckable?

Greed

Riches

Generosity

Benevolence

Avarice

Acquisitiveness

Voting ended onMay 5

Not included: Combination "Pot of" Spells, and "Pride" because it's Rush Duel only

Putting this up in the absence of getting my shit together for the waifu poll. This isn't meant to be taken seriously but...You guys do you.

[clowngirlpony]

IN NEED OF MUTUAL AID

I could really use help meeting all my bills this month

CASHAPP

Paypal

I've been unemployed for a few months and struggling to get a new job. Support will probably be needed. Please, even just 2 dollars.

[clowngirlpony]

IN NEED OF MUTUAL AID

I could really use help meeting all my bills this month

CASHAPP

Paypal

I've been unemployed for a few months and struggling to get a new job. Support will probably be needed. Please, even just 2 dollars.

[smash-or-pass-objects]

Smash or Pass: Nintendo Game Boy Advance

smash

pass

Voting ended onMar 14

[smash-or-pass-objects]

Smash or Pass: Tilt-A-Whirl Rides

smash

pass

Voting ended onMar 13

[smash-or-pass-objects]

Smash or Pass: NAMI BURN-E 2 MAX

smash

pass

Voting ended onMar 13

[smash-or-pass-objects]

Smash or Pass: A Harpsichord

smash

pass

Voting ended onMar 13

[smash-or-pass-objects]

Smash or Pass: Blast Furnaces

smash

pass

Voting ended onMar 13

[smash-or-pass-objects]

Smash or Pass: 8bitdo SN30 Pro Bluetooth Gamepad

smash

pass

Voting ended onMar 13

[smash-or-pass-objects]

Smash or Pass: A Screwdriver

smash

pass

Voting ended onMar 13

[smash-or-pass-objects]

Smash or Pass: Apple Pie

smash

pass

Voting ended onMar 13

[smash-or-pass-objects]

Smash or Pass: 2009 Toyota Camry

smash

pass

Voting ended onMar 13

[smash-or-pass-objects]

Smash or Pass: A Microwave Oven

smash

pass

Voting ended onMar 13

[smash-or-pass-objects]

In the replies of this post, give some object suggestions

[angelsaxis]

Lola just got locked out of her room what the fuck do I do

[angelsaxis]

Lola is basically homeless now. She's a Nigerian trans woman who has nowhere else to go and has been trying for months to flee to Germany so that she doesn't have to deal with violently transphobic Nigerian society. She's been living out of a hotel for weeks. I wish I could be nice about this but allies frankly need to open their wallets:

PAYPAL: @/angelsaxis

Cashapp: $Chezri

GFM:

Donate to Lola's survival and transition, organized by Kiki Jorani

I’m Lola, a Black transfemme living in Nigeria, where my existence is illegal with two deca… Kiki Jorani needs your support for Lola's survi

[angelsaxis]

I just want it to be clear that this is an emergency and that if you are an ally (especially an American one) you need to be opening your wallet.

[angelsaxis]

They won't let her back in until she pays off at least half of the room debt. By my rough calculations that's at least 300.

Lolas entire life is inside that room right now, and it's being held hostage. She needs 300 as QUICKLY as possible so that she's not separated from everything she needs to survive in Nigeria.

10/300 USD