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I want it to be you that I post off the wall shit here that I don't want attached to my normal blog

whitepeopletwitter

earhartsease

okay, and lastly Any Other Business? no? right, meeting adjourned, time for the cuddlepile

football-in-tuxedos

How many cuckchairs does a person need, jesus

teaboot

The Cuck Counsel will decide your fate

animentality

When you want to get dicked down, but your having issues with your partner, and they are monogamous. And they are out of town and you dont want to be disrespectful by cheating, because when thought your FWB, you still kinda respect them as a person, because you are Ok with exclusivity...and you realize that you might have to end the partnership. But are pretty sure that when you end the partnership things are going to change in a way that you know your just going to end up ghosting each other, and occasionally talking, but probably also hooking up...and it only to scratch the itch of intimacy, but you know that the only reason you are technically "together" is that is convenient for both of you.

#feelings #procrastination #failing partnership #crossed wires

innerchildabortionclinic

baking vids like this make me die laughing every time like I know what will happen before the video finishes but it's just so funny to me

kosmogrl

september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good september will be good

ode-on-a-grecian-butt

twomothsholdinghands

beggars-opera

I will never forget the flight I took to Paris in college and the tiny adorable child in the seat in front of me with his nose pressed against the window looking at the lights and squealing "OOOOOOH, C'EST MAGNIFIQUE!!!"

thefloatingstone

REAL!!!!

REAL!!!!!

I think Inlike these way more then the other ones. Namely cause they're super discreet...and you can literally wrap them in a tampon wrapper, wash the cup. So the one evidence is someone being nasty and digging in your trash.

#people #pregnancy test #like honestly it not as daunting as a big ass drumstick test and now everyone know your scared shitless or excited as hell #i like discreet shit

You know what's ass, getting a uti, and then gearing your period, so not only are you six shades from good fucking Friday horny, you are recommended to do nothing about it. And you partner, takes a bubble bath...bruh

#sex #uti #im not made Im just hormonal and frustrated

untilsfe

When aggravation turns into a confession. Damn, that sure escalated quickly!!

crazy-brazilian

anarcho-gunman

bigfatgingernerd

stardustedknuckles

I sent this to my dad, who's been a boiler tech for 30 years.

derinthescarletpescatarian

“Of the two ways you can explode a boiler, that’s the best one” isn’t the comfort your father thinks it is

abcdfghjklmpqrobin

Can you imagine if the reason why Damian thought Bruce would be taller is because of Jason Built-like-a-tank Todd...

Damian is this kid training in the league and one day sees this absolute monster of a man just walking around.

Two hundred twenty-something pounds of muscle, a towering six feet AND some... Damian is used to having to look up to see people in the eyes. This guy could be crouching down, and they still wouldn't be at eye level.

Like mathematically, pythagorically, Damian has to be at 2 ft of distance or Jason is not seeing his ass. His mother says "He's still got some growing up to do" and Damian is like "More??!"

And well, if that tree in disguise was Robin, then naturally Batman must be like at least a head taller. Right?

Cut to show day, Damian has this image of Todd in his mind, distorted by time and the perception of a kid. And he's comparing that to Bruce, genuinely confused, like "Where's the rest of ya?".