[jack-brocallahan-deactivated201]

my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.

“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”

“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”

“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”

[jack-brocallahan-deactivated201]

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She has a valid point.

[carelust]

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[meekameeka]

When your husband returns from war

[mysharona1987]

Is it just me or should you perhaps get more than 90 days in jail for planning an actual, proper terrorist attack?

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[ladyxgaga]

Lady Gaga to play Cilla Black in Dionne Warwick Biopic ‘Dionne’

LeToya Luckett will play Dionne Warwick in “Dionne,” a new biopic about the legendary singer that was announced at the Cannes Film Festival on Friday morning.

The cast for the movie also includes Lady Gaga –  expanding on her acting career after TV’s “American Horror Story” – as late English singer Cilla Black. Warwick, who attended a press conference at the Carlton Hotel, described the character as “her nemesis.” “She stole my songs,” Warwick explained. “I was not a very camper about that.”

Shooting is set to begin in October.

- Variety

[itbrennan-deactivated20190203]

so it’s a movie about how gaga stole Lina Morgana’s identity and killed her

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There's no way in hell she's gonna pull of Cilla Black's accent, she's from Liverpool.

[highlandvalley]

[scotianostra]

Where else but Glasgow would you see someone stopping for a fag while taking a lizard for a walk

[scotaboo-deactivated20160802]

PEOPLE MAKE GLASGOW

[faggetrix-moved]

@salt-girl was this u

[peperony-and-chease-2]

When you see your customizable character in a cutscene

[lolfactory]

[queenconsuelabananahammock]

“You can’t use made up words.”

As opposed to what? Naturally occurring words found in caves and beneath cliffs?

[onceiwashere]

tumblr psa: dont use ouija boards!!! you never know what kind of spirits you’re inviting into your life

me: nice try but none of u can stop me from using this glow in the dark hasbro piece of garbage 2 ask oscar wilde for fashion advice

[stvr-gvzr-deactivated20150802]

my advice: do not fuck with the spirit world, don’t take it lightly, you’re young and naive and completely unaware of how any of it works. This is one thing you don’t want to find out you were wrong about the hard way. 

[onceiwashere]

well thats all very nice and weirdly condescending but i just spirit-skyped jane austen & she says you’re a fucking square

[cannibalfairy]

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Beauty vlogger: so this is my water bottle. i just got it over at the corner store, okay, uhm, first impression you DO have to twist the cap for it to come off so keep that  in mind before you buy it, and the water is a lot more, uhm, liquidy? than i would’ve thought. the bottle is pretty nice it’s made of, uhm, plastic. so it has that sort of uhm, plasticy feel to it it’s really nice

[cherryseltzer]

beauty vlogger for 8 minutes before that: hi guys, so today i just wanted to check in and give you guys a little review and first impressions of my bottle of water. a lot of people have been asking me if i could review water, or bottles, and i just thought i’d make a quick video to review my water bottle. now, some of you have been saying that water in bottles is good, but i just thought i’d try a bottle of water and do a quick video for you of my first impressions. this is just a quick video, because i got a bottle of water today and just wanted to do a quick review.